aahhh~
i cannot wait to watch xmen~
there are just too many secrets~
and mysteries~
and the plot is too exciting~
everyone has pals with similar interests~
such as both love rain~
or both adore 5566~
or both enjoy eating lantern wicks~
but me~
i dun haf any who are as crazy over xmen as me~
how crazy am i~
im an xmen geek~
there will owaes be others who are geekier~
but my level of geekiness is freaking me too~
geek alert~
so yeah~
no one to go crazy with~
so i shall use my blog~
to tell you whats happening~
dun read if you dun wan~
spoiler alert~
may be correct~
may be wrong~
highlight~
movie picks off from xmen 2
jeangrey revived as the cosmic being phoenix
she joins the brotherhood of mutants
reason unknown
warren worthington III a.k.a. angel 's
father worked together with Dr. kavito rao
who invented a "cure"
which will "cure" a mutant of its mutant genes
magneto is angered
feels that there is nothing wrong with them
and there is defnitely no need for a "cure"
he famously said this
they call it the cure
but i say we are the cure!
humans see the cure as a way to stop mutation
and allow peaceful coexistence
magneto feels otherwise
he leads the brotherhood of mutants
made up of callisto, arclight, quill, juggernaut, phoenix
and all time favourtie mystique and pyro
rumours say that there will be a psylocke too
prof. xavier wants to stop magneto
from starting a war, so he sends his xmen
made up of seniors storm, wolverine, cyclops, beast
and newbies shadowcat, iceman, rogue, colossus
and if im not wrong, angel
shadowcat has fallen in love with iceman
who finds it harder and harder
to be in love with someone (i.e.rogue) he cant touch
iceman and shadowcat go skating on a fountain of ice
rogue sees them and is sad
beast and rogue are sort of heavy roles
bcos they are the ones who want the cure the most
one is born ugly and another is cursed
so the war... begins...
coolest parts are:
-destruction of golden gate bridge in sanfransico
-suspected battle between phoenix, magneto and xavier
-a scene with patrick stewart (xavier) that is so secretive they cant put it down on paper
-shadowcat vs juggernaut
-rogue's emotional scenes
-rogue fights
-suspected death of either cyclops, xavier, or both
-pyro and iceman fight (fire vs. ice)
-huge battle so massive it can be compared to lord of the rings
-suspected that rogue joins brotherhood (in a poster, she stands on the brotherhood side. either xmen side no space, or she really joins them, which she once did in the comics)
-danger room sequence
-love triangle of rogue, iceman, shadowcat
-btw, in the comics, shadowcat ends up with colossus, rogue with gambit (in Age of Apocalypse, shes with MAGNETO) and iceman was with polaris (who later was with havok, cyclop's brother)
why you should watch.
it isnt a kids show.
it is a show with depth.
you shouldnt fear if youre a minority.
and you shouldnt fear or hate what you dont know.
its cool lar.
so go watch it.
but before you watch it.........
GO BUY XMEN THE OFFICIAL GAME! SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW WILL NIGHTCRAWLER IS NOT IN XMEN III!!! dun worry.. its not out yet.. though.. being the xmen geek i am.. i already read up and know what the game is about, though the reason for nightcrawler's departure is still unknown.
zonG
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02/05/06 11:37 AM
28/04/06
Survivor Day 1 -- Tribe Member Voted Out: The Maid.
Number of Days Without Maid: 5
guess what.. haha.. we proved the world wrong.. even im shocked.. we're actually doing rather okay considering the sudden departure of our beloved family asshole a.k.a. the maid.
aniway, i kind of tot of another reason why she wanna stay in singapore.. she wanna act in THE MAID II.
okay.. alittle on whats happening so far.. mum's cooking, dad's walking dog, sisters helping with clothes, bro with sweeping mopping, me with dishes.. haha.. i got that job cos i need to study for midyears.. which i havent been studying.. haha.. i left 19marks blank and i think leeteo is gonna kill me for that.
the happenings.
x-men is coming out soon!
shannon is dead! (LOST2__ aniwae, maggie grace, the actress who plays shannon, was actually asked to play Shadowcat in X-Men 3, but she declined it for LOST2.. and a few months after she declined the offer, her character was killed off in LOST.. which may I add, is the like.. 5th episode of the second season.. rather pathetic..)
shane is going cuckoo in Survivor.. he apparently has this phone that he uses to contact who knows who, from who knows where, for who knows what, since who knows when!
kat was hunted by a cat.
swallowing latern wicks is apparently the new in-thing. people with weird hairdos in this ch_ series are going after this Full Stick Light (direct translation) because it will gif you power that can only be mastered in X0,000 years. now where did i put that birthday candle from last year...
the class has been deficient in Ng Lay Keok jokes.
i have not heard junyang's laughter for quite some time. haha.
i realized whats been going on. shane has been calling nglaykeok, thatz why nglaykeok too busy to tell jokes. nglaykeok has been telling him abt where to get wicks that will bring you to the Island of Lost so he can hide from survivor host Jeff Probst and not need to go Exile Island. Thats because the Island of Lost has this superfunky flat screen XP computer that can save the world, so he decides it shld be able to play a pirated version of xmen 3 too. junyang is not laughing because he doesnt find the above words in this color farnie..
and in case i din mention.
kat is being hunted by a cat.
go enjoy my weekend le. bye!
*hunts for candle wick.*
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
28/04/06 11:16 AM
24/04/06
hooorayy
guess what..
my maid got sacked/quitted.
today.
it was spontaneous.
wasn't pre planned.
so its sortta like a revolution.
cos she came home late yest by like hour plus
then today my mum ask her
then she not happy.
then she go pack her bag wan go home.
i guess she muz haf felt we wanted her and needed her.
but unfortunately (forher)
the truth is that we have been waiting to get rid of you you big fat filipino maid who arrived here and dun do anything but ogle at some korean stars in korean drama.
so in the end.
she indeed went home.
before that.
mum called agency and e maid called her sister who lives storey 8 of another block in my condo.
who came with bags for her dear sister.
and guess what
when she stepped in the house.
the first thing she noticed was that the floor is oily.
then she went to the kitchen
and so that the stove is dirty.
and she kept apologizing.
so see.
even your sister knows you big dumbass bitch.
then before the agent come (supposedly 1.30)
at 1.15
she had the audacity to say
that she was bored
and want go downstairs.
w.t.f.
then when the agent came
she asked the maid why the house owaes so dirty
cos the agent came here twice b4.
and the maid saes
no use
the 4 kids so dirty
i clean already still dirty.
hmm.
so why is the maids toilet dirty?
ohyar, cos you're a big fat bitch.
so why is the stove dirty?
we play with the stove arh?
but i decided that i cant really blame her
shes not that smart
so her limited vocab probably prompted her to sae
that we are dirty
when the actual word that i think she was thinking of
was MESSY
maybe if we allowed her to say so in filipino
she can express herself better
but it doesnt matter
cos whatever language she uses.
it turns out to be bitch-guage.
so yeah.
shes gone.
thatz good.
i shall share her other evil deeds.
for example
once she whacked my dog damn hard.
i was awake liao
but she din noe
then i immediately shouted and ask her why she beat
but that humji immediately run out the room and close the door
being weizong
i rushed and demanded answer
and she said
cos the dog dun wan go down
...
she has made me reconsider the saying that human beings are beings of higher intelligence
either she is not human
or that thesis is wrong.
how can there be someone as dumb as her.
..
and apparently
she has decided to stay in singapore till may plus
so i hope all of u wudden travel to philippines in may
cos i am sortta hoping she dies
but hey
maybe she will die cos she gets flushed down the toilet which is as dirty as her
and everyone else survives becos they aint as stupid as to get flushed down the toilet
since im at it.. i shall juz tell you a few reasons why i think shes staying in singapore..
1. she has got boyfren (she accused my mum of accusing her of having boyfren.. which is NOT true.. but since she said so.. then so be it..)
2. she wans to finish watching da chang jing or charmed or survivor, or amazing race or all the other tv shows that she watches.. that includes oprah, 7pm show, 9pm show, american idol, singapore idol.. yar..
3. shes waiting for us to beg her to come back.
4. fate made her stay so we can DONT beg her to come back
5. death is out to get her.
6. she wants to watch xmen
7. shes giving me a chance to tell her that shes not fit to watch xmen
8. shes meant to watch xmen so that she can realize that she has low intelligence
9. but if shes of low intelligence, how would she know shes of low intelligence?
10, shes staying so i can update my blog about her staying
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
24/04/06 10:22 AM
21/04/06
woots.
juz went to westmall. picked up geog Fys, 1 phys book, 1 chem-cum-phys book, and one emath book. but still, i haf not started on midyear.. argh. and it doesnt help that the xmen3 movie website juz got renovated. rocks big time. i shall stop toking cock. go punch holes in some papers and file them. you should too.
my.top.10.distractions.
1. my phone cracked. so did my heart.
2. so did my ear when my mum screamed at me.
3. xmen3 website renovated.
4. awaiting survivor exile island to see what happens to shane's penis.
5. my dog tramples over my notes.
6. and decides to take a nap on my climatic zones notes.
7. thinking about the xmenlegends 2: PC Version in COURTS in JP awaiting my arrival along with 30+ bucks in my pocket.
8. theres gona be xmen and pokemon tmr!
9. did i mention my phone?
10. feeling the burning desire to blog about my top 9 distractions.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
21/04/06 12:59 PM
13/04/06
boo.heyy.myblogisbeingrevivedslowly.ivegotatagboard.
life was boring. afewnglaykeokjokeswerecracked.
ivan.ng. pesteredme. wantedmetobuycharmedseason3.
my theory was proved to be correct. my table is whacked at least 5 times per day. enjoy your good friday dear table.
theres a THIEF in school. apparently someone stole from some people in our class who left their wallets in class during pe lesson. woo~ dno wad look planning to do boutz it but dun think theres much that she can do, but of cos hope we get it back. hope that person gets trampled over by the incredible hulk, kissed by jynx, haunted by the song Uncle Mutton, and grows up to look like s_ob_n.
randommessageforrandompeople.
ivanng: imnotbuyingcharmedseason3! (notyet.)
person-who-stole-from-our-class: buy me charmed season 3 since you're so bloody loaded now.
nglaykeok: im not ruined yet.
peijue: you owe me $1.10 for the photocopy stuff.
peijue: with ZST (zongservicetax), you owe me a total of one mcdonalds meal.
weichang: you din help me throw away the bottles!
yilun: you're cranky.
yilun: you're psycho.
yilun: you're old.
junyang: yilun is as young as you.
qiuping: you're in beta record for being late.
pengpeng: have you gotten the old chang kee endorsement deals?
Mr.Ohm: you think too much.
weihan: you owe me tenbucks.
you: clickthesmallred[x]atthetoprighthandcorner.
you: if youre still reading this, you're not following instructions.
you: stop scrolling.
you: i mean it.
you: hey. you blind ah.
you: STOP IT!
you: leave me alone!
you: .thisisgettinglamb.
you: if you scroll some more, you are lamb.
you: ... when are you going to stop scrolling.
you: ... what if i am really very bored and have nothing to do and i seriously put like a hundred messages here.
you: BOO.SCRAM.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
13/04/06 12:23 PM
12/04/06
before i plunge into my bottomless history notes.
i shall blog.
so here i am.
blogging.
WHAT MAKES LIFE IN SCHOOL INTERESTING!?
__#1: DAILY..
-seeing mr. ang.
-which means solving never ending differentiation/integration problems.
-hear junyang's cranky laughter.
-see junyang face bryan wee 1v1 before breaking out into his cranky laughter.
-sitting in my chair while people attack relentlessly with the soccer ball.
-watch zhenhuan fall asleep even if he desperately tries to keep awake by shaking his head as though he is on ecstacy. (ok, i do that sometimes too..)
__#2: ONCE IN A WHILE..
-hear weihan curse someone by saying integrate.
-watch as yilun laughs himself bonkers as he attempts to balance himself on the ball which is used to attack my territory.
-listen attentively as Mr. Chan shares why we should marry rich wives.
-see junyang and bryan's italian march.
__#3: ONCE A WEEK..
-listen to hen and bryan's ng lay keok joke of the week.
-find out how many mashed potatoes hen and bryan cooked at ng lay keok's house that day.
-figure out whats so funny about that.
-then laughing yourself crazy with hen and bryan bcos you dont understand.
-then laughing at yourself for laughing at something that you dont understand.
-see a joke. _oh_.
__#4: ONCE A YEAR..
-observe as your form teacher goes berzerk when she notices a worm on her shirt.
-observe as your form teacher goes berzerk when she sees silkworms in a video during a learning journey.
__#5: TWICE A YEAR..
-listen as your form teacher describes how she can grab cockroaches by their feelers.
__#6: ONCE A LIFETIME..
-seeing pengpeng fish out 2 old chang kees from thin air and munching on them during class photo taking.
__#7: IF ONLY..
-we could see peng advertise for old chang kee.
... time to plunge into my history notes.. byeeeee~~
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
12/04/06 2:30 PM
11/04/06
as can see . . . i am in dire need of help to revive my blog..
my blog was rotton...
gave it some antibiotics..
and walahh.. you have patrick star posing for my blog..
lets try to ignore the previous entries shall we...
i have failed in deleting the previous entries..
and i dun wana risk deleting my entire blog..
i shall start my.. erhmm.. NEW blog by talking abt the superband competition.. there were alot of wannabes..
juz-b and qinobe are rather promising.. one has the skills.. the other has the power.. glamour might be going far becos they are different.. im rooting for xia4 ri4 feng1 .. duno why oso.. but i am..
AND THEN! there are the thrash. OST sucked. their song sucked, their pitching sucked, their coordination sucked. the only good thing abt them is that they're out.
gforce.. the one with the 3 guys? yar.. the one with the one who act cool. yar, the one with the one who act cool with the sunglasses. they sing as well as s_ob_n can.
the boyband wannabe was shocking though.. they did quite well.. considering that they were dancing at the same time.. but still.. super 5566.. (sorry grace.. =P itz not a bad thing btw)
and now..........
the power of the cousins..
MS B!!!!!!!!!
i wanna know you better too!
i wanna know why you were born a bitc_.
i hope your handphone drops inside the toiletbowl when you're looking through our beautiful family photo.
you are as beautiful as s_ob_n.
as smart as s_ob_n.
as goodlooking as _oh_.
and as kind and caring as osama bin laden.
i wish to apologize to s_ob_n and _oh_ and osama bin laden.
i degraded them by putting them in the same blog entry as you.
so f off from my cousin. she is definitely better and smarter than you in all aspects. but who knows.
s_ob_n might think otherwise.
she aint that smart.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
11/04/06 2:13 PM
14/03/06
MY BEST dream ever.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
14/03/06 11:52 PM
26/02/06
I AM A WENDIGO.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
26/02/06 12:46 PM
23/01/06
okayz.. i noe the layout SUCKS .. but itz juz temporary lar huh.. i like the pic and the wordings though.. X-MeN.. yeppz..
aniwae.. decided to juz sae that a new blog oso accounts for a new start yea..new year (ok.. i noe itz like 20 days past new year le) ..
i realized alot of stuff.. like how fortunate i am.. i have a BITCH sister but hey.. my sisters still buy me food, and take care of my homework yea.. and i haf a BASTARD brother.. but hey.. im owaes the first and only one he would give money to when he earns from competitions and soccer betting .. and i've got the best and most understanding parents i can ever ask for..
not only that.. but in school.. i've got a few of the best teachers.. Mr. Ang Mia Lee's teaching method is omoz equivalent to having a teacher coach you one on one.. Mr Tan Chuan Leong who has a more relaxed teaching method.. but at the same time, you have to admit, they are fresh and except for lihui.. no one falls asleep.. Mrs. Lee Teo is impatient sometimes.. but still, she owaes waits for the slower students.. Mr Chen Poh Keong has changed alot and he is able to teach more relax-ly so that chem turns into a not so boring subject.. Mrs Look doesn't scold but somehow she has that aura around her.. and although her lessons can be quite a bore, she does trust us with alot of independent learning.. Mr. Paul Lim.. lets just say i cant judge him yet.. he doesnt seem as smart.. but one thing is.. he is patient.. Mr. Chan Keen Choon provides us with the best notes.. although his hints will not help in the long run.. it does aid us in spotting important points and questions..
and of course.. i've got the best friends.. thanks to peijue for owaes being there when im down.. katrina who will owaes act like an idiot when i act like an idiot.. *ting .. pengyi and wanling and conan.. the best friends one can ever ask for.. jiateng, the person with the strongest moral courage and the most positive influence in class.. and of course, the scouts.. the above people have defined my life..
wad an inspirational blog entry.. =)..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
23/01/06 12:59 PM
14/12/05
just watched survivor guatemala and the amazing race: family edition.. omfg.. both finales damn cool .. damn exciting too.. for amazing race.. cudden tell who wld win till really the end lor.. wahlau eh.. so freaking close.. i omoz had a heart attack ..
survivor guatemala.. my favourite reality show.. survivor.. woooooohoooooo.. k larhh.. i was hoping amy would win.. then she got out.. =.- .. strongest woman second onli to steph.. then hoping brandon.. then he out.. =.- .. then hoping danni.. and she won.. haha.. survivor!!! arhh!!! junyang was talking about us scouts shld go for survivor.. =.- .. LOL!! ..i can imagine weihan and me sitting down there waiting for junyang to cook food, and the food would be a chicken, in other words hen, and bryan would be admiring his immunity idol, and mao will be sms-ing, and peng would be peng-ing around.. ohyar.. weijian probably went back hongkong by then..
=P
..
if onli can go survivor!! GREATEST WISH!! TO JOIN SURVIVOR AND AMAZING RACE!! ESPECIALLY SURVIVOR!! ... grrrr..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
14/12/05 12:24 PM
03/11/05
... =.- ...
PrAnK cAlLs ..
from ONE silly prankcall you can tell alot..
let me make this clear before Mr. YOUSHOULDKNOWIAMREFERRINGTOYOU goes bonkers..
firstly, the content of the prank call contained no threats, no "personal attacks and firebranding" .. and it oso was not "defamatory or threatening to [you] as an individual" .. so dun go bullshit in your blog lar huh.. we toked cock.. but not tok cock about YOU.. so please larrr huh.. dun go arnd telling your frenz.. aiya.. they prankcall me and they threaten me and it was defamatory and blahblahblah.. and one more thing.. dun think you act chim on your blog makes it seem like you very serious about this.. becos it is no use if you use chim words.. but we have never done those things you said.. =)
also.. it was just a joke.. lighten up.. you need to de-stress..
lastly.. dun push the blame to others.. it was not who you all suspected.. and dun be so bias and owaes think it was THEM.. bcos it is oso firebranding and defamatory to them as a group.. so this is wad i haf to sae .... they may have made mistakes and are sorry for them. I hope you have a chance to realise them like they do and be able to do something constructive and personal about it rather than to just spiral down the path of self-destruction like you are now.
I have spoken, and so be warned.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/11/05 1:39 AM
30/10/05
an old man walks into a restaurant.
he sits down.
he orders soup.
.... 5 minutes later..
the soup is served.
he calls for the waiter.
OLDMAN: taste the soup
WAITER: why?
OLDMAN: just taste the soup
WAITER: WHY?
OLDMAN: JUZ TASTE IT!
WAITER: issit too hot? too cold?
OLDMAN: CAN YOU JUZ HURRY AND TASTE THE BLARDY BOWL OF SOUP YOU BIG FAT COW?!?!
WAITER: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! WHERES THE SPOON?
... =) you haf juz been zongged.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
30/10/05 1:36 AM
08/09/05
woootz.. =) .. had a dream.. that mr chen PK gave up our class.. =( .. and then new teacher is female.. non-chinese.. hope itz not real.. dun wan someone else to leave me again...
anw.. yest. was fun.. haha.. went phys remedial.. but 3h peeps juz went there do hw.. =) .. haha.. after phys.. went to jp to eat.. wif jiahui, katrina, jiateng, tiff, bryan, hen, yilun, fred.. =) .. after eat went TOYS R US.. was attitude-d so we attitude backk lo.. itz like jiateng went to weat a mask then the person sae can put that back?? HELLO!! I WANT TO BUY AND TEST THE SIZE CANNOT ARH! .. lamers .. ok lar, we were making the most noise.. but if kids come in make noise they will scold meh?! .. then when we left.. jiahui was searchin for customer feedback form.. cant find.. so she read the words at the back of the counter.. wad pleasurable condition wadever.. purposely read loudly.. and when the person gif us back our bags.. she was like slammin it onto the tables lo.. TOYS R US IN JP.. THE SALESPEOPLE HAVE ATTITUE PROBLEM!
but still it was fun.. haha.. then jiateng scared jiahui wif a snake.. LOL.. and jiahui was obsessed wif an elmo toy.. bryan and hen were fighting.. i was holding an evil teddy bear.. fred was looking at his hp thinkin that he is dead.. :P.. funfunfun! =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
08/09/05 1:43 AM
04/09/05
wooootz.. =) .. back from the leaders camp le.. =) lemme share!
ok.. my grp is grp D.. which has....
JiaYi (chior vice-pres)
CheeKeong (MindSports vice)
Tessa (tabletennis vice)
GuanSen (SC)
WanLing (SC)
Lian Quan (mindsports pres)
Yong Qiang (SC)
ChoonYen (SC)
Hock Seng (1 of e 3 sec 2s in camp; bball vice)
ShaYang (WuShu i tink)
Jasmine (oops, i duno)
ZiYang(NCC pres)
Yu Ping (SC)
Me!
most of them are loud!! =)
first dae.. waterfall trekking.. we trekked to a waterfall.. haha.. fun larr.. very enthu lo my grp.. oh yar, alot of leeches.. yes, leeches, the suck blood that one! =).. they suck ur blood, oso no feelin and u wun noe de.. like me.. haha.. then it drop off u wun noe too.. i kena-ed one.. ziyang got 7.. haha! .. then we got to the waterfall.. plae plae plae.. v. cold, but fun.. teachers are mostly sporting.. mr lee is nice! =).. the vice pres.. he went wif us.. =).. he was in charge of my grp.. then fujian lost his specs while plaein in water.. after that lunch.. VERY NICE.. YAR. NICE. REALLY. NOT lying.
at nite had a workshop.. oso quite fun.. v. meaningful i felt.. and we saw stars.. =) .. very nice.. alot of stars.. =).. after that.. had a night walk.. very sian.. fun at first, but after that sian.. and JIATENG WAS VERY LOUD LAR CAN! tok tok tok.. sing sing sing.. luffluffluff.. LOL
ohyar.. the workshop, we had to do a performance.. soooo.. we did a lesson.. =).. maths lesson.. i am the teacher.. i.e. .. u shld noe.. haha.. got alot of luffter.. the camp alot of fakers ok! all fake urgh here urgh there.. the real one come le.. then they noe my true powers.. haha.. =)..
then nxt dae.. we did obstacle courses.. mr lee v. sporting! he tried too.. fall into water still plae.. then after that we had this floating platform muz jump across.. i was the first and only RV leader to fall into that water there... and the trainer sae the water that smell of fishball .. =.- .. grr.. haha..
after that rained, but we continue going for our swamp trek.. v. fun lo! got some parts water reach waist level, then it was still pouring.. though cold but everyone still v. close and enthu.. =) and the moz fun was there was this tunnel we crawl past.. haha.. wif the water flowing under ur legs.. LOL! SO FUN!! and i knocked into hock seng's butt.. =.-
after that.. it was all debrief and lag le.. cos raining they dun allow other water activities le.. =).. but still fun.. poor thing though.. choonyen cos ill, cudden come for the activities except obstacle course.. but still, she was in the group.. =)
and by e wae, ms ong told me to stop toking THAT WAY.. imitatin u noe hu lar.. =.-.. i shall stop.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
04/09/05 11:14 AM
31/08/05
friends?
or just classmates?
brothers?or cca mates?
leaders?or juz misjudging?
weeeeeeeellllll.. abit sian tiao now.. dun noe why.. ok lar.. i noe why lar.. but cant tell.. haha..=) .. blog if u juz keep putting stuff complaining how sucky ur life is, itz gonna be a bore.. =) .. so lemme share wif u teachers dae celebrations instead lar rite.. =)
we invited a few teachers in.. gave some of them prezzies.. first is mrs lee-teo.. form teacher, physics.. gave her a handkerchief wif picture of fat cat.. printed certificate which reads: best ballerina or sumthing liddat.. haha.. duno who do de.. but they present to teachers as a class thing.. liulihong given a loudspeaker.. cos she speak too softly.. mr chen poh keong got a most fatherly teacher cert.. and was given a pillow.. mr tan chuan leong was given a leng xiao hua teacher cert.. and dumbbell.. chankeenchoon got the candid teacher? dun remember.. given a map and a bottle of champagne.. i tink itz champagne.. luo yu si was given a pink soft toy and a pink cert saeing: most sexy teacher.. mrs look was no where to be found..mr chng was given a clothes hanger with a monkeys face and the cert read: the ORGH WELL teacher.. HAHA! =).. then mr chng upon receiving gift said: i not born in the year of monkey.. haha.. =) so cute.. ms ek and mr lee popped by.. oh yar.. anthony chan was given a cert too.. dun remember wad.. but given 2 toy cars.. haha.. then arhh.. we plaed zong ji mi ma.. mr chen damn sporting.. anthony chan oso.. anthony chan juz pop in, then kena whackk by justin's no.. ooooooo... eat the guan.. mixture of our buffet.. haha =) .. yepp, we had a sumptious buffet.. thanks to frederick and weiting's ez-link..=).. which includes blackpepperpork, sweetsourfish, friedrice, capsicun, pineapples, ice, chillisauce, ketchup, tartar, curry, bbq, sweetsour, mayonaise.. mcdonalds sauces larr.. =).. poor mr anthony chan.. he ate in front of the sooben and mr lee.. the mohbeng mohbenger than the mohbeng.. mrs lee-teo then sang us two songs.. i tink quite nice.. though those songs nvr hear b4 de.. bt i tink sound quite nice.. =).. think she cried.. was wiping her eyes.. =) mayb she isnt that bad after all.. dun so bias lar.. =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
31/08/05 5:02 PM
28/08/05
wootz.
long time nvr update loo.. soo.. try to digest all these lar huh..
- no campfire.
= troop decision. brought it to a vote.
- bryan broke 3 containers of eggs.
= went shop and save.. his bag which has ropes and pegs needed for sat's competition swing.. and oops. but the ppl sae nvm, dun nd pay.. =) so nice
- competition
= din get overall champion.. still awaitin results as to whether we get gold, silver, or bronze for line, score and main challenge. the organziers sucked. firstly, they din haf enuff event badges. secondly, they din haf the shirts ready. thirdly, wrong information was given for line orienteering (we shld find green cards, bt they sae yellow). so, wth.
- blogs.
= eksooben mentioned the blogs lar huh. but juz to make it clear, mr chng rox.. realli.. sometimes we imitate him he will love wif us.. he really is a person who can take jokes.. =)) .. proud to haf such a teacher for scouts troop.. =)
- sian.
= went to ivan's hse todae.. duno y.. damn tired.. so i slept.. =.-
- weihan is disfigured.
= while jumpin for ball, i accidentally elbow weihan once, whacking his head. then, another time i pressed down on his specs, and the specs scratched his face.. then another time, while trying to get the ball from weihan, i pushed it up and it knocked into weihan's chin.. SORRY WEIHAN!
- x-men rox.
= speaks for itself.
- the maid.
= not scary.
GO DOTA LIAO! byeee =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
28/08/05 12:09 PM
17/08/05
dooz.. stress? common test stressing u out? actually no.. i tink my class is laggy.. all go class toktoktoktoktoktoktoktoktoktok.. tsktsktsk.. some go L lar rite.. some flirt wif miwa.. =P.. but yea, i ought to start studyin for geog.. oops.. 8.40pm le.. okok.. hmm.. why i blog? duno.. haha.. for fun.. few more crap stuff for all of u..
ChNg JoKe PaRt 2
>>>>>>@@>>>>>>
(leonard owaes shorts v. low, baggy)
oh well, urgh.. sometimes i worry for leonard lar rite.. ARHH! i see the pants, oh, like going to drop like that lar huh? (pulls up leonard shirt to see how low).. OH! URHAHAHAHA.. (what he saw, till this dae, we still dunno..... but i dun think i wana noe... awrite, i wana noe)
(my classmate, lihui, write untidily on whiteboard the answer to maths question)
oh! oh.. err.. err... this one.. err.. oh well, i tink, ahh.. so messy lar rite.. AH! LIKE SOME DRUNKARD LIDDAT LAR RITE! arhh.. like that li2 bai2 lar rite! (he means li3 bai2).. like li2 bai2 RITE! ah, oh, li3 bai2 lar rite (finally realize).. URHAHAHAHAHA..
(kind mr. chng teaching sets.. telling about subsets..)
ok lar, we sae that jiateng and zhenhuan are in 3H lar rite.. oh.. zhenhuan rite (draw skinny skinny and tall tall stick figure).. arhh.. the jiateng.. *thinks awhile* oh well, err.. AH! JIATENG RITE! (round figure, shorter than zhenhuan ) ... URHAHAHA...
(as he continues subset, wanna sae zhenhuan and jiateng are cleanliness rep.).. ARH! cleanliness rep. can! ARH! *spells c-l-e-a-n-i-.. erase.. c-l-e-a-... class prompts him.. but he still dun get it*
jiateng: never mind lar, quadrant, u sure know how to spell
mr chng: URHAHAHAHA~~ NEVER MIND LAR RITE! JIATENG U COME! U COME!
*jiateng spells*
mr. chng: awrite lar huh... ok, then now arhh, oh well, letz sae lar huh.. got wad other club? oh well, got wad club? ARH! TAF CLUB LAR RITE!
mr. chng: oh, oh, TAF? t-u-f-f? ARH NEVER MIND! JIATENG U COME!
=.- ..
mr. chng: (still sets) now, lar rite.. NETBALL! ARH NETBALL! BOY CANNOT JOIN LAR RITE! so empty set lor { }..
class: then zhenhuan can join
mr. chng: oh, zhenhuan arh! URHAHAHA~~
enuff chng joke.. but more jokes.. my sis and her students.. LOL.. they are having science test
student: ms loh arh, they ask "what can u draw from the experiment".. but they never give us space draw.. they put lines there!
question: How do animals ensure that their species do not go extinct?
answer: stop murdering them. =.-
(itz supposed to be reproduction btw)
question: What is the relationship between x and y? (dun remember wad x and y are.. but not important, science question by the wae)
answer: they are like friends. =.-
THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OUGHT TO BE SACKED!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
17/08/05 12:54 PM
06/08/05
doozdooz.. ook.. firstly.. update for campfire issue.. later on having a plc to discuss le... but currently still is in the no-campfire area..
secondly.. i tink muz agree that quite alot happened between 2 people bahhz... itz a true love story... sacrifices are made by both side... but now.... itz really saddenning and breaks one's heart to see how it ends.... either one of my best frenz is gonna get hurt.. .. =(
... and i noticed i din update boutz sec 3 adventure camp... so here it is.. i noe abit late.. but.. woohoo... k lar.. quite ok lar.. abit lyk hen said.. afghanistan.. bt weelll... my team was quite good yea? =) .. everione was damn cooooooool... err.. dun remember all their names bahh.. but they were nice.. really.. and then arhh.. some memorable things.. my kayaking was wif adeline.. haha.. so fun.. so farnie.. that lagger!! keep calling me put my leg up for her to lie!! LOL.. then hmm.. ohyar.. the shaking plank.. scarrrryyyyy.... i told yilun let go of his hands.. but i myself dun dare lo.. =P.. den arhh.. rock wall.. moz memorable.. i climb till 3rd section.. ohmy.. dieing liaoo... then try to pia pia pia.. peijue sae is not cos my foot too big.. but i place my foot wrongly.. oops.. hehheh.. anw... i fell .. head first!! jason waas paeing attention (my belayer!!) .. then he whoosh.. fly forward... until later irene caught jason.. then woosh.. i felt a tug at my.. ERHM.. and i was "safe" again.. ouch. nature ramble was nice! mud!! xavier peijue and i were the first to mud crawl.. so coooool.... !! then arh.. peijue and i were applying mud for each other.. woosh.. so fun.. and we go attack the instructor.. woohoo..and we shld thank frederick, jiateng, weirong, weiting, peishan for the dance.. =).. the dance didnt turn out 100 percent rite.. but itz not their fault.. but the rest of us.. but thanks!! =) 3h rox by e wae...
next.. abt mr chew.. mr bryden chew left le.. another teacher.. =.- .. mrs look left us for fauziah, who left for JTAN!!! then mr choo hwee meng left us.. for mr chng (still ok, we love him! very farnie man.. and i tink he likes our class too) .. mr tan chuan leong.. left for a china new teacher.. LIU LAO SHI... AND SHE IS OSO OUR CO-FORM! sian diaoo... she obviously dun lyk us.. and we obviously dun lyk her either.. mrs lee-teo became our form.... i lyk her better as juz a physics teacher.. =.- .. hist is now mr anthony chan.. yes.. 2 scouts teachers.. and our pe is muhammad.. but now i tink he leaving/left le.. so i suspecting we wld get the NCC that guy.. tan zi rong? .. cos keith teo sae his timetable clash wif ours.. cant take us..
next.. scouts.. rod le.. =(.. seriously saddening.. esp. when casper gave me the patrol 3 gifts... seriously touched yea?? haiz.. without u guys.. scouts wudden be as fun.... =(.. thanks for all the great time u all brought to us.. seriously... i tink we wudden haf gotten gold without u guys.. think we all went jamboree cos we were all realli realli united... thatz why both levels went.. i can seriously sae that we are the most bonded batch in RVES history.. and will owaes be.. =).. if u all want.. next time can come my house plae soccer yea.. after exams la!! and cheehung.. stop plaeing dota.. haha.. not that i dun love patrol 3.. i love it.. one of the gayest patrol ever to walk the earth.. LOL.. but the first patrol 1 of 2004 rocked big time.. khoo as pl.. eugene as apl.. cheehung.. cephas.. me.. kendtuck.. konglim.. hwee yee... but haiz.. kong lim left.. hwee yee transfer.. saw alot of potential in hwee yee.. but it was still fun.. =).. i really wanted to stae in that patrol.. damn freakin fun lo... the guailaness.. but oso the weakest bahh?? haha... our physical .. ehh.. mine the worse bahh.. but cephas! u not ani better.. he owaes beside me laggg... khoo is not far awae sleeping while pumping.. cheehung is there .. ok.. he is not as fit at that time.. but still pat 3 rox tooooo... wooooohoooooooooooo.... u guys MUST come back and visiit hor!! but for now.. go study for ur o levels yea.. and .. haf fun?.. =P .. and for jieli.. sorry yea.. din do a good job taking over.. but i REALLY am gonna try my best to change.. and to improve the troop.. =) .. thatz a promise..
and here.. i wld lyk to share a few compiled chng jokes..
"well.. i dont want to write ur name down in the management diary lar rite.. if not go into beta record and u become a beta.. URHAHAHAH"
"well, i tink we change the question lar rite.. if not.. the question no solution.. urh well.. everything in life needs a solution lar rite.. so, urh well.. i tink we change the question lar rite.. URHAHAHAH"
"i tink.. u dunno how to do the question?! oh well... urh well.. i tink.. itz a tragedy la rite.. URHAHAHAH"
"SETS.. u muz pronounce this properly lar rite.. URHAHAHAH"
(bcos frederick owaes tok.. then mr chng once make him go stand at back of the class.. then todae fred tok alot again.. )
"urh.. fLederick.. u wan stand somemore izzit fLederick? urh.. then u can become the most outSTANDing pupil lar rite.. URHAHAHAH"
"Maths.. u need to practice lar rite.. if not itz like u go swim without water lar rite.. URHAHAHAH"
(filling up AMC form.. shading male or female)
"urh well.. i tink this one u all know lar rite, can fill in urself lar rite.. oh well.. (class shout for zhenhuan to shade female) .. URH! zhen huan got some ambiguity huh? URHAHAHA"
i tink thatz enuff chng joke for a dae..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/08/05 1:00 AM
02/08/05
ok.. i tink many scouts saw le.. on the blog.. yar.. currently, there wun be a campfire this year.. for scouts.. here is just to explain more thoroughly why..
bcos we need our first class... this point, its true.. without the first class, frank cooper sands points will be low.. and we wun be able to sustain the gold award.. then, first class will also award us i tink 5 cca points? but campfire none.. however, first class ASLs sae that we wld need them to be able to learn and then be tested by them.. but, they can onli come back on saturdaes and rarely weekdaes.. so first class acts, oreddi v. little le.. so they feel that we wun haf time for campfire prep....
yes.. i heard alot of things yea... wanna thank you guys larr.. peijue, sec 4s... some guides haf said that they are willing to do first while we spend first few acts of campfire prep pia-ing first class... =) .. thanks.. esp. peijue yea.. sec 4s too.. heard that u guys willing to help out wif campfire prep too.. thanks.. =) .. i tink all these stuff.. i will let ASLs noe bahh.. whether it will work.. i tink fridae will find out.. =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
02/08/05 10:15 PM
24/07/05
http://letitbe.ebloggy.com
GO TAKE A LOOK!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
24/07/05 3:53 PM
17/07/05
|| LIFE is made up of LIES with an F in it...
L I F E ||
|| | f-ing lies
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
17/07/05 2:16 PM
10/07/05
blech.. i'm ill... yep.. cough, runnin nose, slight sorethroat, suspected fever.. yesterdae at campfire... at first damn no energy.. juz sit down there wan sleep.. then after that keep drinkin water.. then sommore, the campfire.. we reach 6.00pm... started at 7.++++... after 7.30 LOR! dumb VIP.. then in the end, wait le so longg.. decide not to wait le.. then juz start without the VIP and declare campfire open.. wtf.. it was yuanching's campfire.. hmm.. not very impressive larr.. gateway quite simple, fire din realli succeed, onli one item(by their own school) and it oso wasnt very impressive.. spposed to be breakdance? but onli see 2 stunts lo.. cartwheel and another one.. then their matrix... tried do the matrix thing.. oso din go very low.. their doorgift was quite low quality.. refreshments got drink and 2 kinds of food: sandwich (egg and tuna) and bread.. as in bread.. PA system sux.. half the time emcees had to shout.. actually 3/4.. bt cant hear them too.. and cos wait for 1 ++ hour liao.. all the schools damn sian le.. sooo.. the campfire oso not very hot.. like prize presentation.. when they call schools up to get souvenir.. no one clap! as in NO ONE.. not even for their own schools lor.. and yuanching, the organizing school themselves.. oso never clap.. 1 out of 5 stars campfire
and heyy.. got recommendation.. a few websites u all can go to.. http://www.elektramovie.com and http://www.fantasticfourmovie.com .. then u go plae the games there.. both same wae of plaeing.. u can move, charge, defend or attack.. then the objective is to eliminate the others.. max players for elektra is 3 per game.. fantastic four is 5 per game.. but elektra got more characters to choose.. can plae online wif other people de.. soo.. if u wan, can go try out.. very easy to understand too.. =)..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/07/05 4:34 AM
03/07/05
i juz noticed.. wad cute parents i haf! LOL!!
okok.. shh shh.. lemme share wif u wad happened this morning when they went to buy dimsum.. muaha..
my dad and my mum, on a feng1 he2 ri4 li4 morning, went to some place to buy dimsum.. den, my dad very lazy, like pig liddat.. haha.. so he decided to stay in the car while my mum go buy dimsum.. then, after my mum went to buy the dimsum.. my dad, in the car, decide to drive the car somewhere else to park.. then later my mum call him then he go fetchh.. so.. he happily drive the car awae to park..
then, he sleep.. and somehow, his phone no batt.. and arhh.. MUAHA.. my mum cudden find dad, so, took cab home.. and immediately call all his frenz ask where is he... then wahhh... she was cursing someone on the phone.. it was onli until my dad came home then he told me she was cursing him.. muaha... LOL.. guailan..
okok... and arhh.. i am officially the royal slug of the royal family.. muaha... there should be a royalty family tree comingg out soon.. =) .. letz leave that to the princess herself..
edwin: all hail plankton.
john: shutup.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/07/05 12:52 PM
25/06/05
dooz..
i shld be doing my homework.. haha.. but juz come online to blog before that.. if not my blog will decompose and rot..
yesterdae went campfire.. spookynite.. =.- .. sian.. aniwae.. we had a 12 man troo again.. and a messed up troop cheer. HAHA.. ask the EO !! I KEPT LUFFING!! cos theme is spookynite.. so spooky wad.. then arh.. each troop is known as a tombstone..i first luff cos i remember that mr. honk pronounce it as TOM-stone.. LOL! shld be toom rite? then i luff.. then the emcee pronounce it as TOB-stone!! HARHARHRAHR!! ARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!!
ok lar.. not that farnie. no wonder i was the onli one luffing.
mao is in love by the wae... and here, i shall gif awae some awards to the ones at the campfire..
MOST LIKELY TO JOIN PROJECT SUPERSTAR: LIANBING
MOST LIKELY TO BE WATCHING PROJECT SUPERSTAR IN PRISON FOR LITTERING: YUYAO
MOST LIKELY TO BRING HOMEWORK TO VISIT YUYAO: PENGPENG
MOST ENTHU AWARD: IVAN NG QIFAN
MOST LIKELY TO HAF HIS OWN MTV: WEICHANG
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS WHEN OLD: WEIJIAN
MOST PROBABLY NEW EO: SHERMAN FOO
MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED SOON: MAO AND *****
if u went to campfire.. u probably know why to all these.. cos lianbing kept singing.. yuyao kept littering.. peng was doing homework.. ivan was plaeing the games.. weichang has his own theme song "under the sea" thanks to me.. weijian din go cos he go out wif his parents.. sherman led cheer.. as for the last one.. hehheh..
aniwae... muz go back to homework liaoo.. but arh! juz now while doing english!!!!! i was checking up on a word! agonizing.... so i went to search dictionary.. i went to find.. ehh.. cant find lehh.. den i kept thinking.. L-M-N-O-G-Q.. so i kept searching after A-N y dun haf A-G .. LOL... then after awhile then i realize G comes after F!!! =.- smart rite.. haha..
go do hw lar.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
25/06/05 5:23 AM
14/06/05
the oxygen on this planet is already very depleted.
yet they haf to attend to SOME idiots.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
14/06/05 1:45 PM
30/05/05
bcos of a foreign-no-talent.. yesh.. i went for pltc.. and i am backk... so.. yea... this is it..
went there, fall in, split grp.. my grp is OKAY la.. all got nicknames.. one is sarah, cos he is indian and we duno how to pronounce, so cut short, sarah.. then got kettle-boy, bcos he no water bottle so water parade use kettle.. then got sugarcane, he skinny-skinny one.. then got middlefinger, cos his name is zhi-zhong, backwards zhong-zhi.. then there is china-man, he is singaporean, bt he lyk to act as though he is a chinese who cannot speak english.. yesh, dumb.. then my name is mimi.. haha!! MIMI! cos sarah ask for my name, i sae me? me? ... then he said: mimi?!... then from then on i was known as mimi.. ("mimi, fall in! mimi, check your dressing!") .. so all the scout leaders there will duuuu-diaoo.. cos u see this indian guy and this chinese guy.. calling each other sarah and mimi..
same old thing.. sand-fly alot.. used handphone once (ivan's).. eat, hardly sleep.. run here run there, total pump less than 40 for 3 daes 2 nitez .. sherman's patrol got best patrol.. blablabla.. ohyar, our tent collapsed.. then cos got rain.. so the tent flood.. so all our clothes wet.. (2 tents, 1 collapse one flood, she me sai)...
then camp end.. chng came fetch equipment.. then bryan and i follow to help unload.. then found out chng lyk to scold when he drive.. REALLY.. along the wae he keep.. shhhit... shhh.. tsk... haiz... curse you...
so yep.. cool.
then after that, on the car, bryan and i keep toking boutz wan go mcdonalds.. so after we unload things in school, chng fetch us to clementi mcdonalds.. lol.. then we go eat.. saw foo min li and dong wei han.. and 2 other ventures.. cool.
be a man. do the right thing.
if you save 50 cents here, and go another shop and save another 50 cents.. you will have one dollar! you can go to the dollar shop and you can buy somthing!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
30/05/05 2:40 AM
26/05/05
finally..
after 2 years, 4 months, 25days and 8hrs.. i FINALLY passed my 2.4km!!! 14 mins.. yea.. everyone will think it sux.. and i tink so too.. but i am very happy that i haf passed... =))
so i shall share wif u my secret to success...
[1] Wear track shoes
Bcos this will gif u the feeling that u very pro, and oso stress u.. cos u will be thinking.. if i fail although i wear these, people will think i really suckk..
[2] Write MIND OVER MATTER on ur palm..
So when ever u r tired, u will see it and noe that it IS mind over matter.. and oso cos if u go put ut hands on ur hips, u will be thinking, shit, my shirt is red.
[3] Sms agent N, shanmao, hen and bryan to buy SHARK for u.. make do with redbull if bryan buy for u.. cos it works juz fine. but dun let hen drink it all up again.
[4] Get a lucky number.
[5] Buy power treads and windwalk.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
26/05/05 12:56 PM
23/05/05
went sentosa todae wif class... 3h....
go habourfront buy breadtalk. smart alec and firefloss.. yum.
then hor.. go sentosa. 7eleven. buy slurpee... hen mess up the whole place while getting his milo frezz. -.-" he paid 2 dollars for a small cup and i paid 1.50 for a huge one... dooz..
then hor.. went into the water.. at first onli me, yongsheng, jiateng.. then after that hen came... galz... onli yilun cos he fever.. but he still came down in the end.. =).. and yilun and hen and i gay arnd in the water.. hen carry me, i carry yilun.. and walk.......... -.-" fun.
then hor.. plae soccer... water captains ball.. both games my team lost lyk siao.. ohmy.. blechh.. then went to sleep on the cheese.. haha.. itz a big float that they call the cheese, cos itz yellow.. -_-...
everione on the cheese yc.. and we saw a good fren and his turtle... -.-..
then arh... i see a new couple bloomingg.. when everione on the cheese tokingg... luffing.. guailaning.. sleeping.. got these 2 PEOPLE HOR... talking on their own HOR... people on the cheese were tiff, HUIHUI, jiateng, yilun, hen, me, kat, BONG ... i wonder hu the 2 PEOPLE are.. =P
then went guitar.. then came home eat steamboat.. =P
i haf to go and do hw liao.. whole week haven do.. doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo
U n l e a s h T h e C u l t
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
23/05/05 11:31 AM
20/04/05
doodles everione..
haha.. todae.. went wif hen, bryan and weijian to queenstown there to buy pe shirt and shorts.. then hor.. hongkee went to wear damn short white shorts.. then he call the person alter.. actually is meant for bryan.. haha.. so that way, bryan will haf longer white shorts.. cos they are not allowed to alter below the knee.. but above weijian's knee equals below wee's knee.. so.. haha.. good.
and arh.. after that.. went to je wait for 2f peeps.. waited for atleast 1 hr k!! .. stewpid.. cos going to buy guitar.. haha.. i startin to take guitar lessons from this coming mondae.. haha.. then i will be musically talented.. l0l..
oook.. then arh.. EH! i won weijian in dota. haha.. the foreigner go and ask me for challenge.. then even said stuff like: wah, u cant wait to be thrashed arh?? those stuff.. wahhh... then at first.. he firstblood me.. oops.. =P... bt after that i pia all the wae and keep pawning him.. and i was never dead a second tym.. woohoo.. haha.. =)).. bt yea.. i guess cos i haf more exp. then him.. bt yea.. he learn v. fast.. bt still.. weihan and bryan more zai..
oook.. dooz.. datz boutz all... haha.. so .. yea... doodles..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
20/04/05 10:16 AM
19/04/05
TAKE IT AWAY.
SEE IF I CARE.
I DUN APPRECIATE IT.
AND I OBVIOUSLY DUN NEED IT.
SAY IT STRAIGHT IN MY FACE.
DUN TRY TO MANIPULATE ME.
U WANT ME TO WORK HARDER?
JUZ SAE IT RIGHT IN MY FACE.
THE MORE U TRY TO USE ME.
THE MORE U'LL FIND IT HARD.
DUN TRY TO MANIPULATE ME.
COS IT MIGHT TURN OUT.
THAT I AM THE MANIPULATER.
AND U ARE MANIPULATED.
TAKE IT AWAY.
SEE IF I CARE.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/04/05 2:32 PM
17/04/05
ooook... todae i had a dream... i tink itz a continuation of a previous dream... weeirddz...
oook... cos last tym.. had a dream that i was maligned and was said to have murdered someone.. so the police were trying to catch me or sumthing.. but some people from the future came and protect me cos if i do go to prison.. something bad will happen.. dun ask me why.. itz a dream.. bt they cant kill anyone.. so i had to run all the time from the police with these people from the future.. kk.. dumb..
ook.. then todae. continuation.. apparently, something must haf happened.. and arh.. i went backk to the past.. and everithing was back to normal.. until ^that dae happened again.. and i was once again maligned for murder.. onli diff. is.. this tym.. bryan, hen and weijian oso!! hahaha!!!!!! they were oso said to be murderers!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! then this tym.. nobody from the future came.. haha.. we decided to juz sae that yes we killed that person.. bcos hor.. i experienced what would happen if i run before ^^ (refer to top) .. so we juz sae yarp. we kiled him. jail us.
then we go jail... and hor.. the prison there.. is v. nice la.. TMD.. we were even saeing we enjoyed staeing in prison.. ok.. stewpid rite?? itz a dream!!
oook.. then in the prison hor.. dun ask me why.. got 3 other characters.. keith teo was in charge of the physical activities there.. ms wan was in charge of welfare.. then got khoo oso.. khoo was juz a fellow prisoner.. haha.. stewpid la..
dunno why oso... got this bothak guy inside.. now that i'm awake.. dunno why.. keep thinking about him... but the thing is.. dn remember hu.. (and itz not lip).. kind of creepy..
so yea.. thatz the dream i had.. but quite cool la.. haha... =P
zonG
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17/04/05 3:55 AM
02/04/05
yea.. todae got campfire at st. margaret.. yea.. sux.. no fun at all.. cos everione siansian.. heckk.. until the end then got a little improvement.. then little people present oso.. haix..
then i went to plae game.. eating competition wad! who else to send but me?
haha.. first round.. stewpid enuff.. ohpeisom.. so we oh ya pei ya som.. haha.. then i got thru.. so advanced.. (disgustingness: 10/10)
then 2nd round.. "monkey brain".. which is actually fried rice.. v. nice to eat actually.. but is spicy.. so some people cant finish in tym/eat.. completed 1st. (disgustingness: 0/10)
then 3rd round.. "cockroach eggs".. which is actually chinchow with candy inside.. stewpid. mushy. with bits and pieces of candy that stick to ur mouth. yucks. completed 1st. (disgustingness: 8/10)
then 4th and final.. "some pudding thingy[dun remember name]" .. which is choco powder on pudding.. another stewpid idea. easy. cos easily compressible. powder quite tasty. pudding tasteless. (disgustingness: 5/10)
doo~ want to go sleep liao.. so i going to sleep liao.. haha.. = P
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
02/04/05 3:47 PM
01/04/05
yea.. new blog up.. shared between hen, hongkee, king, mao, wee, and myself..
username=nolita
blog=letitbe.ebloggy.com...
new up.. so dun bother to go see.. onli haf one introductory passage by me.. which is crap.. haha..
oook.. got sum stuff to sae here..
ex-darl: sorry.. for all the pain i've brought to you.. = ( .. wish u good luck in pursuing ur true dream darling.
cephas: hey.
look: a joke said more than thrice is seriously old.
myguardianangel: u make me so happy =)
that's all folks!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
01/04/05 3:29 PM
09/03/05
wellll.... 2nd blog for one dae.. thatz onli when i haf sudden need to blurt sumthing out.. so here i am to blurt..
blurtblurtblurt..
stewpid.. i tink this is the first tym, last tym and only tym i'm gona sae this.. and i know i will live to regret it.. but i juz hope my parents would stop caring this small little bit boutz studies vs. cca..
yea.. and it doesnt juz refer to me.. others are feeling the same wae too..
yesh i noe they care.. but it juz simply is wrong to link our poor results all to poor time management, to us being lazy or to our cca...
and i'm pissed boutz the cca part..
though i din get a scolding, but they were telling me, not to get so involved in cca, dun go for so many campfires.. those she me sai stuff la..
cca is equivalent to a subject.. u need it to get points, to get into good jcs and unis.. it is just as important as ur L1R5.. but they fail to see that.. my mum has owaes been trying to get me to quit scouts, to not go for campfires, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.. they heckk boutz wad we want as long as it seems lyk it is the best for us.. so she me sai la..
sumone else oso.. smsed me to complain.. and wanted to tell his/her mum to f off cos she said the same thing: quit ur cca...
they fail to understand that u NEED ur cca!!!!!!!
phew.................. ok.. thatz all i haf to sae...
hahax... feeling so much more better.. = )
by e wae.. i did my geog assignment and my math hw ON MY OWN!!! WOOHOO!!! haha.. anticlimax..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/03/05 2:06 PM
09/03/05
wooooooh.. yest. had scouts.. quite flop.. ok la.. damn flop la.. alot of things v. rushed la.. for e.g... clearing of scouts room.. was damn lagg and slow...
then arh.. a few pointers learnt..
sec 1s shldnt be given wrong impression we're lag.. but at the same tym.. sec 1s are still quite disciplined.. then arh.. dun be too quick to make judgements.. and realli need to plan and think thru every aspect la...
okok.. after the lagg act.... then go home...
then arh.. todae.. gt back progress report.. l1r5?? 24.... grr.. yvonne yap!! 9 HOR! grrr... hahax... k la k la.. she came into class and i squirt her.. arhax.. cos get so damn high lo! haha... bt yea.. hey, yvonne arh.. congrats! = )
and arh.. when rachel (nt the potato), weiting, weijian, me, hen, wee, mao, yilun.. going down stairs.. walk past tong.. then tong start staring at weijian.. then i walk v. slow.. cos i tot ankle socks wad.. then after tong said: eh.. boy (weijian) .. y u walk u muz swagger and sway? (then he sway his arms lyk ahbeng liddat).. then after that.. he said: walk properly! .. then we duu-diao.. continue walk.. then after that.. EVERIONE START LUFFING!! cos it is damn freaking dumb la!! u walk down stairs, of course arms will flail alittle la... then arh.. that tong.. start running down the stairs all the way back.. and scolded us and said u tink itz very farnie? do u tink itz farnie? luffing so loudly and making so much noise!
then we walk off.. f... cudden be bothered.. hopes his piles explode..
then after that.. went to lot 1 wif weijian and hen.. then we went to eat.. weijian bought stones.
k la.. itz pork ribs.. but so damn freakin hard and tough, lyk stones..
then went to cut hair.. -.- .. my hair is short liao lo.. then they force me cut la.. so cut lo.. heckk... then hen and i cut.. wj juz cut few daez back.. ai yar.. think now i look lyk a sperm again.. -.- .. bt yea.. mayb better by alittle?? but realli v. short liao..
quote from lip: u tink ur hair is v. nice?? think again..
okz... haf to go do internet preference and hw.. bb.. and yvonne.. congrats again.. and by e wae, yvonne, i din fail anithing..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/03/05 10:05 AM
02/03/05
ok.. todae.. early dismissal.. so scouts go out.. cos i needa buy wallet and hen put braces..
so we went to tanglin.. hoping to eat teppanyaki.. directed by bryan.. then we went there.. no teppanyaki.. -.- ...
bryan: there was teppanyaki last tym i came?
weihan&i: when was that?
bryan: when i in primary skool...
o h n o.. -.-
ok.. so in the end we eat hotplate.. about the same lar.. so.. yea.. nvm.. then hor.. hen went to put braces.. then weihan stae wif him.. mao, wee and i went paragon de quiksilver buy wallet.. DAMN EX! got $70 de.. but i bought a $45 de.. ok lar.. not v. nice.. but i tink quite nice.. but all of them szae not nice.. aiya.. itz not worth the money la.. but i juz want to buy a wallet and put that aside.. dun wanna trouble myself.. so.. ya.. quite satisfied la..
then hor.. went back to mt elizabeth hospital.. hen finish put braces.. upper teeth got braces.. quite cute la.. lyk a chicken wif braces.. at first not used to it.. but yea.. stil OK la.. fwack? donkrey? monkrey? xP
okok.. then after that.. went my hse.. after LONG trip on 106.. reach.. then find out cant book court.. go to my house.. place mahjong.. i nvr win until.. mao win twice.. hen once, weijian once.. blech. then after that plae soccer.. then found out other people book online le.. so cant plae.. pissed..
then we went gym.. workout.. haha.. we thinking of plc workout regime.. got the idea, dun haf the plan.. so yea.. working on it..
then.. went home.. and here i am.. i tink fever getting worse.. yest. night haf fever le.. then todae morn still haf.. then now.. feel lyk my head v. hot.. woooooh... so u guyz noe why if i not in skool tml..
++i haf fat face, my cheeks bounce when i walk.. -.- they discovered that.. now i so sad... -.-
suck the poison from me.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
02/03/05 12:35 PM
26/02/05
todae went ngee ann city.. dun ask me wad i do there.. cos i oso duno.. we lyk walking zombies.. people come in.. click.. thatz all..
really. thatz all. nothing else at all.
until this big, fat, ugly auntie (not ek) came along...
auntie: eh.. this crayon can take one arnot?
hen: cannot.. is for the art competition..
auntie: never mind la.. one onli..
hen & me & mao: really cannot..
auntie put inside bag..
i go call incharge for help.. he come over.. then the auntie walk off.. he never do anithing.. duu-diao.
then i was damn freaking irritated and pissed lar.. so after awhile i went toilet with him cos mao sae she was at toilet.. then no auntie.. so i juz go toilet relieve myself.. then when i come out.. the auntie come out from the galz toilet!! poor auntie.. juz her luck..
so i followed her behind.. then i started saeing: thief.. sum people arh.. even crayon oso want to steal.. haiz.. pathetic..
then deming walk past wad.. so i shouted to him.. eh deming, sum people hor.. even crayon oso want to steal.. so deming asked me.. hu?? then i said.. big, fat ugly aunties in red..
then i keep following the auntie.. till a point a sian diao.. walk infront of her..
me: auntie, crayon can return liao not?
auntie: i tot u gimme..
me: i nvr gif u.. is u take urself de.
auntie: aiyar.. i gif my grandson la..
me: cannot.
auntie: really cannot meh.. one only wad.. u want follow me all the way arh?
me: cannot.
auntie: aiya.. okok..
then she took out the crayon.. i snatched it.. and said.. thief.
kk.. u all might think i siao.. juz crayons wad.. summore not mine.. cos it is not juz boutz wad she steal lo.. itz boutz her act of stealing itself! it is wrong in the first place lo.. yesh.. she wan gif her grandson is rite.. but the wae she love her grandson is wrong.. she gifs him her loot... i was damn pissed and stressed that tym.. so i feel damn shiok after the confrontation..
then an indian man.. call us be clowns and entertain kids and make them stae till ronald mcdonald (RM) comes.. then he told me and hen: think about ways to make it exciting..
fuck.
and let u get the credit? no way.
it is not our duty lo.. summore overtym liao lo! we shld leave at four.. den that tym lyk 4.15 liao lo! then we could onli leave at 4.30 lo! and after that still got campfire and need to eat teppanyaki and plae soccer lo.. she me sai lar.. so yeah.. pissed.. but in the end.. john (not john huang, our i/c.. john.. got two i/c.. this indian (the one who heck care the big fat lady) .. and john.. the nice one) .. help us then dun need be some stupid entertainers wif RM.. then we gave out balloon then left.. cannot eat teppanyaki.. = (..
then after that .. campfire at newtown.. quite ok.. at first damn pia.. sec 3s. .damn fun.. then in the end.. i tink mozly sec 2s bahz.. i tried my best to pia till the last second la..
and we saw john huang at takashimaya. wif a fren. yesh. he has frenz.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
26/02/05 4:35 PM
23/02/05
ok.. hahaz.. todae had physics.. think i will pass.. though not wif flying colors ofcourse.. quite sum questions duno how to do lar.. she me sai..
kk.. then after that went to eat wif hen, mao, jireh, king, wee, weijian and yilun.. yarp.. ate chicken rice and i tink sum ate dessert.. lol.. then i drink soup wif straw.. oh my.. then hen go take up the bowl to drink frm it lyk a cup.. then i go blow bubbles into the soup using straw.. lolx.. he duu-diao..
kk.. then after that they want cum plae soccer.. then hen got dental appt.. yilun gt tuition.. so cant.. then the rest go.. then i stop at buona vista to get new ezlink.. lost my wallet AGAIN!! okok.. then hor.. in the end that person sae cannot make new ezlink at buona vista.. everione sae can lo!! then i juz walk away and go je to make.. then make le meet the others at bktbtk mrt.. then after that went to my hse plae soccer.. at first.. we scored one goal.. then had a high chance.. then after that they 6 people... we 6 people.. they increase to 7... then a v. zai (and wif right attitude and sportsmanship) come in then increase to 8 le.. then in the end i tink we plae wif lyk 9, 10, 11 people.. lyk a she me sai.. i tink score at the end is lyk we lose 5-10?? or 4-10?? ai yar.. i duno lar.. but lyk a thrashed.. nxt tym need better ppl to plae.. lolx..
kk.. then come home msn and blog.. then weirong showed me a website... u all go see lar.. go see gallery.. www.bonsaikitten.com ... sick... they go bottle up live cats.. yesh.. LIVE cats/kittens.. they stuff them into bottle lyk then inject this inject that so that their bone soft she me sai.. then one week feed them once thru a straw.. then lyk a disgusting.. lyk a she me sai.. they are selling them as TOYS..
imagine if i bottle u up and sell u.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
23/02/05 9:47 AM
20/02/05
sianded.now itz ten in the morning.. woke up at 9.30am todae.. lyk a damn late.. cos tired frm yesterdae.. plae alot of soccer..
then yarp.. main thing here is lot let scouts and guides noez.. that the group blog is up again lar.. though no entries.. yar.. can go visit.. and tell me ur blog accounts and i'll invite u in..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
20/02/05 2:37 AM
19/02/05
i haf officially been influenced.. i haf now fallen in love wif orange as well.. = P
yar yar.. aniwae.. blog is up again.. hehe.. yar.. lazy re-create.. so juz use a template.. when i suddenly sian sian nothing to do then mayb i will change.. but for now.. muAha.. u haf to make do wif this template lar..
lolx.. todae went for founder's day celebration.. stupid thing for scouts.. then tuesdae haf to wear full-u.. even during common test.. blech..
then after that.. went to eat at ginza wif scouts.. then went to plae ALOT of soccer... then i made one goal.. but let in one.. and caused one to be let in.. =P .. arha..
then after that went wif them to plae lan.. but all full so left... then left wif jireh, hen, junyang, wee, mao, weihan, weijian.. yesh.. jireh.. then we wanted go home.. then in the end hen suggest go my hse.. and no one at home except maid and sis.. so go lor.. then plae mahjong, plae cs, plae warcraft, plae gamecube.. plae till sian.. then eat curry chicken.. shld haf seen hen.. he eat so spicy.. he bui tahan.. he sweat till siao.. lyk a bryden chew.. muAhA.. lyk a so cute.. muAhA..
then after that wanna guess wad we did? we went to plae soccer.. muAhA.. cos condo downstairs they changed one tennis court into SSC.. so quite cool.. then plae.. until get chased out cos other people book court.. lolx... then we shout and sae that the guard is watchdog.. duno if he heard it though.. haha..
i tink sec 3 batch hor.. including the 3.5 jireh... quite bonded lo.. haf a lot of fun.. hehe.. then arhx.. they sae nxt tym will come over more often to plae soccer at my hse.. so yeah! at least now i dun need travel long distance to other places.. muAhA..
okok.. for those ppl reading this.. GO MAKE UR OWN BLOG TOO!! =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/02/05 11:47 AM
11/01/05
weet... todae not bad.. quite cool... though nothing speciall but i in V.GOOD MOOD!! i duno y oso lar.. but damn good mood... hehe
okok... so... during lessons.. nuthing much.. ate potatochip.. mentos.. fruitella.. lolx.. shh.. dun tell ani SCs..
then same ol stuff.. but todae went down to eat.. overheard josephine woon and connie chan's conversation.. connie chan lyks to eat chee cheong farn wif green chilli...
-.-
LyK a GuAn!
ok.. mayb we try that out next tym.. and then during act.. programme... damn boring.. so i went songleader training.. oh my.. jiamin on the verge of scolding our sec 2s liao.. and me too.. oh my.. lyk ed saes.. their mouth made of gold.. cannot bear to open.. lolx.. hehe.. cephas muz pump them.. lolx..
ok.. then letz see.. after that dance item.. oh my.. stewpid guides YA (equivalant to scouts ASL) oh my.. wtf.. duno wad she messin wif.. she came to us: how much time u need to practice.. we said 10.. she said i dun care.. i gif u 5 minutes...
SHE ME SAI LAR!! THEN ASK ME FOR WAD?!?! guailan.. oh my..
then went to pack comics for tml sale.. for those who haf no idea.. scouts having a sale.. u can find comics, stuffed toys, windchimes.. teacher's items.. yarp.. stuff liddat lar.. then come buy hor! v. cheap de! then money will go to help tsunami victims..
lol.. then hor martin koh came halfwae when we packing.. then he took one comic.. cos he sae too violence.. she me sai! want to read then sae lar! oh my.. then cas oso keep guailaning everione cos the yi tian tu long ji comic cannot find issue 73.. she me sai?! oh my.. then went home lor.. then nuthing much le..
wed: scouts CIP sale thurs: scouts CIP sale fri: dance
oh my.. lyk a packed schedule.. 51242 lar!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
11/01/05 1:17 PM
10/01/05
oh my.. like a whale..
ok.. todae.. during lessons.. then found out we all starve v. easily.. so recess.. wee went to buy hotdogs for us.. jiahui, our chair... got eat.. then wee, hen, peijue, weirong and me oso got eat.. yilun dun haf.. then during leeteo physics oso got eat famous amos cookies.. lol.. and SaGaMa thinking of a food delivery service.. lolx..
then yarp.. todae got sabohed by lev and pj and weirong.. but mozly lev and weirong.. they hai me got picked by look to present the real me speech.. she me sai.. then hen saboh me further.. after i finish speech.. and look ask question.. boutz me and my crapping.. then hen shouted impossible is nothing.. and look ask me boutz it.. she me sai.. wtf.. like a saboh.. then hen and wee sit there in the khoo position.. hand to face.. look at me.. lyk a oh my diao..
and then arh.. during bio.. ate weirong's biscuits.. haha.. thanks weirong.. lolx.. and then during chem.. weijian and the other guyz.. derrick yong sheng etc... they all goup matchbox.. lol.. lyk a gaoxiao..
then after skool.. was starving.. then went to eat pizza wif jj, mel, kn, cj.. then got offer.. lolx.. cheap.. then went to get soup.. the starving me got too greedy and took too much soup.. which drip drip drip drip drip all the way to the seat.. and dirtied jj's seat and the table.. and u noe how clumsy i am.. so yarp.. worse.. =X paiseh arh jj..
yup.. then finish my math hw there at jec.. lolx.. kk.. i duno why.. todae i exceptionally in a good mood... lol.. looking forward to cca tml.. dun ask me why!!
and.. i asked jj, mel, cj, kn.. if i look like whale.. cos khoo sae i look lyk whale.. and guess wad.. they sae yesh.. do i really look lyk a whale??!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!??! jj sae i look lyk wailmer.. oh my.. but aniwae.. please comment.. do i realli look lyk a whale?? oh my..
duu-ded..
new word of the dae: 51242....
wo3 yao4 er4 si3 le4... i am dying of hunger.. lol.. invented by SaGaMa..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/01/05 2:15 PM
09/01/05
well, after this thing.. all i can say is how much i am proud to be in rves..
look at this incident.. it juz shows how matured all the scouts are.. yesh, we get pissed, v. pissed.. but still.. after that, we are able to look past personal unhappiness and be able to speak with the right tone and voice..
it just goes to show how bonded we actually are.. it is difficult to destroy a frenship..
to mx:
mx, well, u r like a big brother to me.. throughout my journey in scouts.. esp. since u and i joined plc at the same time.. i looked up to you and although i din noe u v. well, ur performance during the june camp juz made me wonder why u werent in plc..
and i remember asking the other scouts that ques too.. cos u were someone i looked up too.. along with the other plc members, et, cephas and cheehung..
i am no longer pissed wif u.. but i must admit that u haf broken my respect for u.. and believe me, i think that many haf managed to forgiven u.. some mayb not.. but one thing is for sure.. u will haf to work hard to earn back the respect which u haf lost..
i duno if there is going to be a vote, i duno if u will be staying as patrol one's pl.. but wad i can sae to u is that if u r given the chance to prove urself again.. please work hard.. dun make the last year in scouts be hurtful for the sec 4 batch..
u are owaes a scout, owaes a brother, owaes an eagle, owaes a fren to most of us... but whether u want to be a scout, want to be an eagle, want to be our fren and brother... i haf got no idea at all..
lyk cheehung, i shall need to apologize.. cos i haf said hurtful things.. so mx, please do change for the better.. u haf no idea how much ur actions have affected the troop.. cos one man down=one troop down..
so yarp.. if there is a vote, i'll let u noe my decision wudden be for u to stae as pl.. and mayb u wun be receiving chinese new year cards from me.. but remember that u haf a junior who still looks up to u and treats u as his brother..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/01/05 11:20 AM
03/01/05
at first... i tot that my class is gonna sux... and i tot i wld feel left out... and guess wad...
ITZ THE TOTAL OPPOSITE!!!!!!!
okok.. now i'm getting excited...
i'm sitting beside yilun lar... then we keep crapping and slapping each other... then bryan and hen sitting beside me... and they keep luffing... well, thatz all they do.. and tok cock... and then we keep wanting to L... cos one person want to L... will make others want to L... in the end.. i came home L... ani wae... then being in the same class wif hen and wee and yilun all together is the coolest thing that could ever happen ok.. itz damn cool and fun...
then therez peijue and weirong behind me... who are quite attentive during lessons... but the thing is after lessons or between lessons... haha.. they krap like krapples... oh my.. ahaha...
then theres levon and weiting sitting two rows infront of wee and hen... and they are quite quiet lar... bt still... i spotted levon using hp during bio... cos we dun need go bio wad.. so stae in class.. no teacher.. .then she use hp.. lol...
then infront got jiawen... although not v. close... but went wif her to the student leader workshop last time... st. john de... then got tok alittle bit wif her lar.. exco ok!
then beside jiawen and infront of wee and hen is jiateng and jiahui... oh my... 3 jia... jiateng is seriously the most enthu person u can ever find on the whole wide world.. ok.. mayb second to pengpeng and xiaohan.. but well, he is damn enthu... then jia hui is our new chairperson... can be bullied but i wun be that bad... i din go for the sports thing tml... but i promised her i would go for other class events lar....
so yarp.. pretty cool... and oso... welfare committee... is formed!! name from hen.. and wee...
former: SAGA (Scouts And Guides Association)
then changed to SAGAMA (Scouts And Guides And Micellaneous Association)
has the scouts and guides in our class except weijian (he wan be pe rep) .. which means wee, hen, me, peijue, weiting, levon.... and then we added weirong from badminton and yilun... lolx... and i am the SAGAMAL... then scouts and guides and micellaneous association leader.. lol... welfare head lar... for short.. =P
got lotz of chairs in our class.. chairpersons... 2d chair and deputy, 2e chair, 2f chair and deputy, 2l chair and deputy... 7 CHAIRS IN OUR CLASS!!! and got ex chair jiateng.. so cool rite.. but the cooler thing is.. none of the 7 of us got chosen as new chair... wanted to saboh each other at first.. but decided not to.. thank god.. cos we all know how sucky that stewpid job is.. then teachers rock too.. all leave me wif good impression... except the chem teacher.. mr chen... fuck him... stupid penguin... he sux like hell.. he looks like an unreasonable idiot.. i wld not hesitate to AP him if he APs anione of us...
the others rock.. oh and kahneng... the pineapple tarts rock! lol.. i let my classmates eat.. (the ones i noe) and the scouts PLC... lol.. everione like it.. especially cephas... who ate ALOT..
and i mean ALOT..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/01/05 1:35 PM
29/12/04
ok.. this is boutz my daez.... last few daez not alot happened.. but well... yarp.. this is it...
mondae.. went for program in skool.. we pasted invitation on cardboard.. cut out.. after that went eat.. then i went meet frenz...
tuesdae.. told that dun haf cca by khoo.. so programme scouts all nvr go.. then onli program guides... then sumone said that programme dun haf us more productive... and they finally completed sumthing... then sure thing nxt yr no combined campfire liao.. went do hw at library wif frenz.. and plae arcade.. kn can dance.. mel can dj.. jj can dj.. i can dance.. angelina can still bite..
wednesdae.. todae.. went to skool for cca.. then during cca kept getting diaoed by one of the guides... then after that went for plc.. i'm in propoganda wif cheehung.. thankgod...
then went to plae lan.. damn fun.. alot of peeps..
then went to eat chicken rice.. has free refill for soup.. it sux.. but as bryan saes.. free soup is good soup.. then went home wif junyang.. shanmao.. bryan... took bus home.. found out no charmed... damn pissed..
and i found out again.. we haf onli one break now.. martin koh said to all my batch chairpersons once that considering to cancel one break.. cos two breaks.. usually pupils eat during one onli.. the other one gifs them time to wreak havoc.. so i guess onli one break.. and one break.. different times.. onli wanling's 3k and 3j haf same break... 3i's is after theirs.. .and 3h's is after 3i's..
so now my break is different from the others.. i haf to go home later.. my lessons dun end until one hour after 3i and j and k are released.. i'm in the rojak class...
can sumone juz throw all the bad news at me at once.. but still thank god i haf peeps i noe in my class.. please make my dae better...
and since mani peeps noe and itz not a shameful thing.. i wld like to make it known that i apologized to winnie formerly liao... wOOhOO yeah... cos of something wrong which i did quite some time ago.. then i truly dun dislike her... then i tot it wudden matter.. cos she probably hates me and doesnt care much.... budden.. i got v. guilty cos she actually kan4 hao2 me... she actually has confidence in me and ****** * **** ** ****** *********... cant tell u all that cos i promised sumone else i wun tell.. and i already leaked one of her secrets... so ehx, fren.. paiseh.. =P.. then yar... after hearing wad winnie said boutz me then i decided i need to apologize lar.. so i did.. and trust me.. it feels good...
and to prevent further misunderstandings.. i haf realized my mistake of thinking that the whole of student council is bad.. and those who think that way, change ur way of thinking... realli... most of them are nicest peeps u can find.. thatz why they're voted by their peers.. so i officially apologize to the whole council.. but must still sae that there a still a few peeps who are not on their best behaviours lar...
ok.. now i feel lyk an angel... = )..
but i still gonna bring handphone, use secretly.. cant change my spots.. but trying my best.. xP
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
29/12/04 3:09 PM
27/12/04
haiya... dunno if i shdl be happy or sad...
classes are out.. i got in 3H... yesh.. wilson, cas and mingxuan frm 3h de....
and then the APA peeps are in 3H, 3I, 3J and 3K...
3H: WeiZong, YiLun
3I: Vivien, ChengJia, Melissa
3J: Rach, SinEe, Angelina, JJ
3K: WanLing
my class rite.. haf 4 2f peeps (weiting, yilun, me, zhenhuan.. i tink got onli four lar).. 4 scouts (me, hen, wee, weijian) .. 3 guides (weiting, peijue, levon).. 2 APA (YiLun, Me)... and 1 person i might not get along wif... and zhenhuan has been following me arnd since primary skool.. lol...
aiyar... at first i was happy cos i knew levon... there are 3 other scouts and there is my deputy and one APA member... then i saw 3I and 3J and i jealous... -.- ...
so many peeps ok...
3I has viv, kahneng, cj, shenchen, jovia, mel, pengyi!!! 3 frm apa, 1 bez fren.. one E.T. tribe.. and one jovial jovia.. and shenchen!!!!!
then 3J there's rachael, sinee, angelina, wanqin, junjie, conan, lawson!!!!!! ARH!!! 4 APA and 1 E.T. tribe and LAWSON!!! ARH!! then in 3J oso haf grace and adeline...
aiyar.. i did think of appealing.. but i decided it probably wld fail and it wld be cruel if i leave yilun alone.. so i decided to stae and doo~ and zong~ around wif scouts and yilun and weiting... these are considered blessings lar...
ALERT TO ALL APA MEMBERS.. next year every tuesdae and fridae lunch time meet outside 3H classroom.... and onli lunch, not recess... and try to organise APA outings... and i tink we shld welcome the yangyan tribe too... i suggest a merge... = )
oh.. and my index number is 27!! AND I CANT WAIT TO BE IN THE SAME CLASS AS HEN!
cock-a-doodle-doo~
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
27/12/04 9:39 AM
24/12/04
doo~
my sis is back from england... after a long long time.. woohoo... then arhx... she bought me two new games for gamecube... digimon rumble 2 and x-men legends!!
digimon rumble two ... u use digimon to battle each other...
x-men legends... damn hell popular game in europe... in top10 gamecube games! up to four players can plae oso.. then u can control the mutants in RPG... then they level up to learn new skills... then got 15 mutants in all...
cyclops, jeangrey, wolverine, storm, magma, iceman, colossus, emma frost, rogue, jubilee, proffesor x, psylocke, gambit, beast, nightcrawler...
damn cool...
then found out need to buy a new memory card and a disc so that the US version gamecube i haf can play europe games... -.-... which means another 100 bucks... and my sis paid for it!!! oh my.. i was so shocked...d
then went home... tried play... works... the digimon royal rumble i plae plae plae... two daes unlock all characters liaox...
unfortunately, the x-men legends..... haix... cos the disc i bought which allows me to play europe games... not compatible wif x-men legends... cos x-men legends is tooo new liaox... so... cant plae.. = ( ... feel lyk crying lor.... so now i waiting for us version to come out then i buy... gonna go find free time.. then go put deposit at the game shop...
$$$...
then i bought christmas prezzies for a few peeps liaox... gonna go shopping again sum other dae.... kk... datz all.. i wanna go back to mourning boutz being unable to plae x-men legends...
='(
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
24/12/04 10:22 AM
21/12/04
oh my.. todae was a laggy act...
morning went to skool... then had alittle footdrill.. sizeup onli lar... then after that had UG footdrill wif other UG groups... arhar...
then after that... the-one-who-is-not-worth-mentioning (principal).. made us, np and nc stay back clean skool.. and till now.. i still duno if it is free labor or wif cip hours...
then after that went for item.. dance... making some progress lar...
then after that went to help gif ideas for the scouts noticeboard poster... then tensions rose.. budden after lip came lipping arnd.... then nothing liaox.. = )
then after that et, cheehung, chiahoe, bryan, mao and i go cinyleisure?? ceini?? aiyar.. u noe wad lar... then go play bowl... but already fold up liaox... so went lan... but no com liaox.. so in the end? went window shopping... then i bought a beard papa cream puff.. damn nice.. 1 $2.... damn worth it, trust me... then they oso haf v. nice cheesesticks... then et and hung oso bought the chicken.. damn nice... hehe.. nxt tym buy...
then after that went guides bbq... then play rugby... haha.. damn fun.. then all the guides look at us stunned.. cos we squashing each other.. u dun haf the ball u oso kena squash... oh my... moz zai players are mao and edmund and khoo... khoo is sneaky... ed can run and drag mao along on the ground... then mao is quick and swift... moz injured are hen, mao and linus... linus back knock into tree.. but no prob lar... then hen hit his chicken butt... then mao cos he was dragged along by edmund...
then after that went home.. i had a great time!! hehe..
itz christmas... i'm not hinting for prezzies... = ) but dun worry... i gona buy some prezzies for those v. close frenz and seniors... but they are sure gona be late.. hehe... =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
21/12/04 3:25 PM
17/12/04
doo~
hey peeps! i'm back! yesh.. the 2f chalet end liaox...
here is summary...
first dae, reach there... found out we didnt get downtown east lyk we were s'pposed to.. and i was pissed.. but after that ok liaox larh... then costa sands oso nvm... then we reach the chalet.. it is not a chalet.. it is a room.. it is a bit bigger than one aloha loyang resort room... and i mean it.. imagine... then we had two of those rooms (thank god we din cancel).. then we found out escape damn hell ex.. so we din go.. then mel, rach, jj, me, pengyi, edmundLAU and lawson went biking.. bike here bike there.. bump up and down like a bumper bumping up and down.. then butt hurt.. then we went back chalet to park our vehicles... we look like biker gang i tell u.. then we got readi go eat.. then we go foodcourt eat.. then we came back and we cycle summore... then we went back to our rooms... (spotted a condom near the gate to the resort, not to our room lar!!) .. then we watch charmed... all the guys and mel and rach.. then kn and weiting came and watch a while.. damn zai i tell u.. then guess wad.. we went cycle again.. cycle cycle.. night cycle.. then went back.. plae cards.. loser punishment.. then we went cycle again.. midnight cycling.. damn cool... then went back.. then plae mahjong, pickup52(xp) .. and then yar.. then in the end went to beach to watch sunrise... 2f peeps slowly group by group.. then oh yar.. in the gals room, shenchen sleepwalk.. dun want tok boutz it, summary: perverted, scary, farnie.. then i sleep at the park while waiting sunrise.. in the end never see -.-
then i went back and viv start playing harmonica. i du diao.. i fall asleep on table.. then mel call me sleep cos i pale.. then i sleep.. then they carn wake me up.. haha.. in the end yangyan, chengjia, wanling, angelina and i were in the room crapping around.. peeps come in we fake we sleeping then we keep screaming at them for disturbing.. haha.. damn farnie.. but actually is cos we want the room to ourselves.. watch mvp and eat maggi mee and play cards and tok.. and angelina sleep lar.. then until 4++ and alot of slacking and heart attack, shenchen went to start fire for bbq.. and i muz admit.. she noes how to lor.. she zai at it... and jj damn zai at controlling heat and charcoal.. then during bbq.. chefs were mel, rach, yangyan gang... shirlyn and kahneng were the ones chopping.. kahneng fruit chopper.. then after that ms wan came.. bought us sum chips and drinks.. then joyce and kendtuck came too.. then joyce keep mixing drinks.. and she go poke on poor chicken wing with two sticks instead of one.. then ms wan oso carn stand her.. lolx... too cute and inno liaox.. u noe why she poke two sticks? cos she sae she poke first one halfway break liaox.. so she poke another one from the other end of the wing.. -.- .. then ms wan ate chicken.. sae v. raw.. so teach us.. then she sae she wun teach sec 3s next year.. she caught shenchen gambling.. lolx..
at night.. galz and i and lawson wanna sleep.. then viv go bathe.. then suddenly, we hear a girl scream.. really.. it is a scream of pain, a real scream from the heart.. everyone heard it.. then we started thinking: IZZIT VIVIEN?! then we start shouting VIVIEN! then we call two times she never reply!! but luckily and thank god third time she reply.. then everyone so freak out cos viv sae she never scream! then stop everyone from thinking boutz it.. then plae game wif some peeps, angelina ear bleed... sumthing boutz the ear ring.. then in the end bui tahan sleep...
then nxt dae wake up.. check out.. mel, rach, jj go arcade.. the rest go home/jp... then those jp were me, pengyi, angel, cj, yy, weiting, sinee, viv, kahneng.. then we went there to eat.. photocopy stuff, arcade... then sinee, cj and viv watch national treasure.. then went home.. and here i am..
okok.. datz boutz all.. and the scream rite.. we think itz from the ones next door.. they are a bunch of wild yalams and influenced chinese.. then i think the scream was cos they f***ing lor! then guess wad.. second dae morning.. pengyi sae he saw one yalam take condom out and throw into a rubbish bin near our bbq pit... along with some clothes.. so.. yarp... now we noe where the scream is from..
and that IS scary...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
17/12/04 2:13 PM
14/12/04
cock-a-doodle-doo~
doo~
ok.. juz wanna sae that i'll be going for the 2f chalet tml le.. so peeps, try not to miss me.. = )
arhahax... lolx... cheehung will haf no one to chat wif liaox.. hehe... casper haf no one to guailan liaox.. hehe.. lolx.. kk.. juz crappin.. yaryar.. but yes i going for 2f chalet... hope it will be fun and will be a 2f chalet... (hidden meaning)..
now i starting to worry boutz my homework.. i gona start to pia after chalet liaox.. cos so far i onli do 2 math questions.. -.-..
doo~~
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
14/12/04 8:56 AM
13/12/04
yes.. 2 entries in one dae... well, i juz went thru peeps blogs... and things juz suddenly struck me.. sumthing which struck sinee earlier than it struck me.. the fact that there will be drastic changes next year..
sec 3... new syllabus, new frenx... everithing is going to be new.. even the skool is new.. except that the principal isn't new... will it mean that 2f is gone? well, from wad i see, some dun even want to be in 2f. they heck outings, they heck their classmates, they heck their teachers, all they care about is themselves and wanting to do good. they are hypocrites, they are fake, they are useless, selfish, they are pets, teachers' pets.
but still there is the wonderful side of 2f which is so damn hell bonded.. and even if they arent in APA, they are such wonderful peeps.. does it mean that wif new frenz, we would abandon our old frenz? peeps wld probably sae no! we will stae together! or stuff liddat... but think. didn't u sae that when u graduated from p6? and where are you now? are you still as close to ur primary skool frenz? furthermore.. itz usually toughtimes that bond peeps together.. and sec 3 is tough.. wad if u meet nice people? are you still going to be close wif your pals?
or not?
and then there's scouts.. i am very proud to sae that this current batch of scouts is the best, and the moz bonded one. especially the sec 2s and 3s. we haf fun in wadever we do together. yes, some of us are slack, and i wudden sae i'm hardworking.. but still, we are devoted. all of us are. we still dread activities, but when u do go for that activity, u may find that you are having fun, bcos itz the best pals arnd you. wad will it be lyk after ROD next year when the batch of sec 3s 04 is gone? that means new plc, that means new juniors, that means less fun... but i am very sure that we will keep in touch.. just lyk kenn has..
things are unpredictable.. itz a few more daez to 2005.. good luck to everyone..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
13/12/04 7:09 AM
13/12/04
oh my.. yesterdae was sunday.. and yesterdae v. interesting..
i woke up... then i slack.. then at afternn.. my sis fetch me to cityhall mrt.. cos i meeting hen, wilson, and hung to go see concert.. itz the rv and yuhua alumni concert.. then we reach.. the main organizer cheehung came late.. (hmph!) .. and then we reach esplanade.. then too many peeps.. full house... duudiao... so we went to buy breadtalk.. then i bought trafficlight and snowman.. trafficlight damn nice.. there is kiwi, peach and strawberry on top!! DAMN NICE!! i owaes eat it.. but snowman.. it is bread coated wif white chocolate wif raisins in the middle.. yucks... it looks cute.. but i gf it a 4/10.. aint realli the best... traffic light gets 8/10..
then we went esplanade to feast on our bread.. toking boutz alot of crap.. and hen omoz got eaten up.. then after sitting and slacking arnd... and showing them my class photo.. (shhh...) .. we left..
COOL RITE?! we go all the way to cityhall to buy breadtalk.. nice... hahax... k lar.. at least better than at home so sianx..
oh.. and now hung owaes on msn and sms keep on wee~ ing... hehe.. so now i haf my own.. i doo~ haha.. smart rite?! haha... lolx...
and then my sis came to fetch me at westmall.. and i was freaked out.. guess what?! my sis went breadtalk too.. and she bought the snowman too.. -.-
she bought 3.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
13/12/04 3:52 AM
10/12/04
weehee hee.. arlox peeps.. miss me.. hehe.. i'm back from the scouts chalet le... was on the 8, 9, 10 ... exactly 1 week b4 2f chalet..
haha.. had so damn lot fun.. read through..
we went giant to buy maggimee and snacks and drinks etc. .. then we went pasir panjang to get shuttle and go to the aloha loyang resort.. hehe.. then reach there.. DAMN BIG! and i mean DAMN big... not sacarstic ok, it is realli big.. it is to stories.. there is a kitchen abt same size if nt bigger then my small puny room... then there is a toilet in each of the 4 rooms.. there is a living room for playing jieli's ps, there is an open area for drying clothes.. and nearby a place for mahjong! then the rooms are cool too.. each room has its own toilet! though the locks in the sec 2s room dun realli work, it doesnt realli matter...
then after we settled, play mahjong, blahblahblah... we ate maggimee for lunch! haha.. then dinner time we went food court to eat, and mao, junyang and hen and i each bought a toy gun to plae wif.. haha.. damn gaoxiao...
then it was juz alot of fun.. especially swimming.. lolx.. we played captain's ball.. then kongaik and jieli keep getting cornered by cheehung and dongweihan(sec4)... oh my.. then they are captain.. then they keep getting pulled into water and cannot catch the ball.. lolx.. luff till siao..
then 2nd day we go swim swim again.. then oso damn fun.. all three daez were fun... then at nite, eugene and pinglin and i went to plae mahjong wif edmund.. but the edmund who has not slept at all during first day got too tired and went to bed...
then we went to plae x-men.. then plae till pinglin slept.. then left me and eugene.. then we played bloody roar, game where u turn into beasts and fight.. then we won story mode together and we unlocked a new beast for jieli.. LION!! haha,.. damn cool.. then we keep plaeing ps games till we siaox... cos we want to stae awake see sunrise later on.. then we plae metal slug.. halfway i gif up.. cos u will owaes see my character stop moving... cos my hands not moving liao... -.- ... then plae x-men... my storm will fly in the air and cannot come down... cos i asleep liao!! -.- .. then in the end, i managed to force myself awake and eugene too and we went to the beach to see sunrise.. haha.. quite nice u noe... damn zai... damn beautiful...
so in the end, the two of us second dae din sleep... we pia until dae 3... todae, where we left chalet... lolx... in total, eugene and i slept 4 hours.. but i tink there are others who slept less... lolx...
kk.. i go bathe and sleep liaox... 4 hrs in 3 daez is not enuff... careful i doze off halfway writing this... ... entr..... ZzZzZzZzZ~
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/12/04 4:59 AM
04/12/04
wOOhOO peeps.. todae was kayaking again.. weehee...
ok.. so i went skool in morning to buy books... then after buying then join scouts.. then later on we board bus and went to big splash.. this time though, weihan and eugene cant go.. one cos mum dun allow the other ill.. haix... then after that.. we reach.. we went out to sea.. damn fun.. then after awhile... i started feeling yc.. a word invented by casper.. yun1 chuan2.. sea sick... haix.. then bryan and i in same kayak.. then we were first to do capsize drill.. AHH!! MY FAVORITE!! weehee... then capsize lor.. damn fun.. haha... then after capsizing.. then we got saved.. then i said i sea sick.. then i asked for permission to go into water instead of staying on kayak.. cos in the water, i wun sea sick.. i feel relaxed and cool.. i dunno.. i juz lyk being in water.. = ) ..
then after that we got a tea break.. anthony chan ask for it.. then we ate bread and sweet beancurd.. trust me.. dun eat them together... then after that.. i still feeling alittle yc.. budden bryan drag me along and ask me to continue the expedition... then i join him.. then after that we start sing songs (including skool song and ten green bottles) .. then keep toking and piaing to be number one and to overtake lip and yeap (xavier and pinglin) .. woohoo.. we won them.. haha.. .then after that we went back to shore.. den damn gaoxiao... cas and ed there quarrelin boutz whether to empty water in kayak then move it.. or move it then empty... then cas said empty first.. ed sae v. ma fan.. then they take up on canoe wif alot water.. then cas ask if heavy.. ed sae no, then he raised the canoe over his head.. then all the water slide down to cas's side!! then cas bui tahan den drop the canoe.. lolx... damn gaoxiao the two of dem... then lip and i copy them.. we keep asking each other whether tired nortx.. then in the end we still compete.. each person hold one end of canoe.. see hu can tahan longest.. lolx.. damn fun and gaoxiao...
then after that we damn tired.. bathe, eat, tok crap, change.. and cas took my shoe and put in the water.. luckily it floated up... then we went take bus to je... then damn late.. but we still damn guailan... got alot of damn guailan jokes.. damn stewpid lar... then hen oso invented a new henny action.. shaking the head... like shuai3 ur hair liddat.. damn gaoxiao.. then he and i addicted to that movement liaox.. lolx...
k.. adn now i'm back home.. damn tired... damn lazy.. eating maggimee... kayaking is farn!! but now, i feel floaty.. .i feel as though i am in the sea now... then v. uneven, swishing about... REALLY!! it is cos u too used to being on water liaox... hen and bryan oso sae they will feel floaty.. lolx...
k.. my maggi mee is drying.. byex...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
04/12/04 1:46 PM
03/12/04
wOOhOO peeps..
todae had canoeing/kayaking... went skool in morning.. then i v. proud of myself when i stepped foot out of the house at 6.40am (s'pposed to reach 7) ... then i walk wif my mum to carpark get car... then found out car breakdown le.. ahhhhh.. so rush to get taxi.. and i finally got one after a long wait.. then i was thinking die die.. then until later on the ahgong driver suddenly start to speed.. wOOhOO! i am saved..
then i reach at 6.59am according to pinglin's watch... then we took bus to big splash after the late casper, lip and er.. oh, bingxing appeared.. late again.. =p.. then after that set off.. then we reach.. then put belongings, then chng keep stuff.. then datz it.. then we go start learning... then we soak into the water wif the life vest (or as kayakers call it, the Personal Floatation Device)... then we swim from one side to another... damn gaoxiao.. cephas and bryan and i keep luffing non-stop... hehe... it was fun!!!!
then we start canoeing.. then do sumthing called a capsize drill.. u muz overturn the kayak (wif u in it)... then after u turn, u tap the hull (bottom of kayak) 3 times.. then after that u swim out and surface.. and shout for help!! arhahr!! i lyk the drill alot! i tink itz very fun.. like a dumdum go and capsize urself!! ARHA!! then i keep getting peeps to capsize wif me.. lyk cephas and cas.. but no one want.. -.-
i wonder why...
then i got capsized once by lip!! hehe... then wilson and i were playing wif the kayak.. then we overturn it, drain it of all water.. then we go underwater and stuck our head into the seat which is filled wif air and on the surface of water.. then can breathe!! so amazing!! then i tried it wif eugene, weihan and bryan as well!! arhahr..
then after that.. we went to a sliding thing and sum scouts go slide down together at same time and sCrEaM!! then i remember a few of them.. cas, lip, hung, hen, wilson.. then alot of them at the farther end.. oh yar.. eugene and yee oso...harhar.. darn farn k?! screeeeeam!!
then cas whole dae keep poking me... cos of the dream i had... damn guailan...
and then i tink sec 3s and bryan went je.. then hen and weihan meet up wif them.. i tink.. then junyang went home cos tired.. i oso too tired so din go.. went jp look for mum.. damn nice.. then she bought me the harry potter prisoner askaban (too long) vcd.. then and the jackie chan new police story... hehe... gonna watch them later..
and now my face is red... damn red.. over expose to sun...
oh.. and one part... the instructer said to my group, group 3.. that the big kayaks, easier to capsize.. cos the seat is bigger.. so u can just drop out like an egg. er... dropping out of such a tight seat like soo ben is erm.. wellllll.... in the first place.. why worry since the moment she go into water no more water liao?
=) DAMN FUN DAE WIF SCOUTS TODAE!! i am quite looking forward to tml's kayaking course (pt.2)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/12/04 1:23 PM
02/12/04
arlox peeps.. todae.. i sharing wif u guyz the dream that i had last night... it had some scouts in it... some 2fians in it.. yarp...
oook.. itz liddat.. firstly.. i found myself swimming in a river.. cool, easy, relaxed.. yar.. then suddenly, i found myself rushing... then i discovered there was a waterfall.. so i struggled and struggled and struggled and managed to reach a bridge by the side of the river... where i held on to metal bars.. pengpeng and joel were there too... then after that scouts started swimming over to the bridge and to waterfall, and some non-scouts too... then casper slammed into me.. then after that more and moer peeps got swept down... then a fat girl slammed into casper who was slammed into me... -.-
ok.. thatz part one.. here's part two... i dreamt twice... i was outside a seven-eleven store wif sum people (couldnt identify them in the dream) but edmund was one of them... then we look inside seven-eleven and i saw some people inside. the seven-eleven was closed though. (ok, i noe it opens for 24 hours).. then i saw that among the thieves... there was wilson and edmund. (ok, so edmund is in two places at once.. hey, this is a dream!) .. then edmund started knocking on the door cos the good edmund outside locked it to allow police to catch them.. while they were struggling, wilson escaped using another door.. then after i pleaded wif good edmund to gif EDMUND another chance.. edmund open the door and EDMUND and his frenz fled.. then after that police came. one pair of damn strong policeman and woman. then they asked if we know anyting, we sae no. then the guy shot one of us. we were shocked at first... then he fired another shot into the sky.. that was when all of us fled... then after a while he cornered us or sumthing.. then we promised to do anyting they sae so that they dun kill us... then it was lyk we joined a gang.. in skool... our gang all muz wear scout uniform whole dae (i dunno why!).. then i guess we're bad cos peeps dun tok to us. heartwrenching part came... there was this special booth where your younger siblings can come to visit u (remember! its a dream!).. then i saw my cousins.. then when i wanted to sit down, tehy left.... = (... then after that i saw casper toking wif another girl... then i went over... (girl unclear.. sorry =P.. but got long hair de).. then i poked casper once.. then he turn to see who it was, then continued toking.. then i want to tok to him.. he keep heck care me.. so i walk away.. then saw jieli and cephas and zhihong and the EDMUND. then EDMUND oso heck care me though i saved him.. zhihong and cephas oso dun care.. then when i called for jieli, he did respond lar.. then i told him some stuff (cant tell u guyz!) .. thewn went back to class and left sumthing on the table of the girl of my dreams.. and got caught by melissa, who started to have tears in her eyes cos she thought that i was still good inside..
then i woke up.. hehe.. .ehx.. this is just a dream k! so dun get offended if u are negative in the dream.. hehe.. edmund i tink is weirdest.. appear twice... especially casper and edmund arh.. dun worry.. still good frenz.. = )...
++Taufik Batisah is the Singapore Idol!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
02/12/04 12:49 AM
30/11/04
arlox peepz..
the dae i writin this entry is tuesdae!!
haz.. yesh.. i'm still trying to get use to the house being so damn quiet... cos my 2nd sis is studying... my mum and dad are usually out working... my maid juz locks herself up in the kitchen... my sis is in england (no quarreling wif bro and no snatching coms)... and since there are no talks about hu shld haf the com first since my bro and i can settle for one each... we hardly need to tok... the house is damn quiet. onli thing i hear now is the 6.30 news reporter ...
earlier on.. went fishing wif my dad... then is on a boat in the middle of nowhere... haha.. quite interesting.. my uncle and dad's 2 frenz were there too...
first person to catch sumthing was my unc... he caught a sotong... YES!! a SQUID!! SOTONG AS IN SOTONG!!! SQUID!! i was so damn freakin f-ing amazed that i cld see a real life squid swishing about in the boat!! AHH! i was so damn fascinated and i still am... damn cool!
ok.. then i started getting sea sick... but cudden bother.. then my dad'z fren pulled up a cage... then in side was a crab and 4 baby fishes... i tink they released them.. (but not the crab) .. .then they pulled another cage... there was the adult of that fish and a crab and an angelfish.. the angelfish damn pretty... den got yellow stripes de... but i tink my dad gona release it..
then i was sent back to shore cos i started getting sea-sick.. then i went tow ait for my mum wif a dead fish in a plastic bag and an apple in another hand.. then i ate it while waiting for my mum... who regretted fetching me since i made the car damn wet (it was raining juz now) ..
ok.. thatz boutz all of my boooooooring life... thatz all folks.
zonG
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30/11/04 10:44 AM
26/11/04
help.
boredom.
ARGH!!!
kk.. i was watching huang2 jing1 nian2 hua2... golden age.. show for senior citizens.. it was then i decided i AM bored... so i decided to come and update my blog.. which has been left untouched for quite a few daez liaox..
*brushes away spider web*
kk.. yest went to arcade wif mel.. met sinee, kn and jj and other badminton peeps..
plae arcade.. dumdum game.. woohOO!!
then plae ddr wif jj and alvin.. woohOO!!
mel omoz dance ddr and parapara.. woohOO!!
k.. then we decide go laserquest.. then went there.. i said..
"what if close huh?"
then mel ran to check.. then when us guyz came out frm toilet.. we discovered that it was closed for maintenance..
and i got scolded for the rest of the dae and whacked once by jj..
ouch.
then went bowling.. i decided not to plae.. but instead eat while watching cos i haven haf lunch.. so went to eat.. fries.. nasilemak.. hotdog.. sugarcane..
there goes my six-pack.
then we went home.. then i started downloading pokemon blue version, yellow version, red version, crystal version, gold version, silver version... cos i damn sian.. but i now haven plae...
next dae came.. yes.. thatz todae.. the dae where i grew old in an instant and watch huang jing nian hua.. i started plaeing pokemon trading card game... the cartridge i dug out was all dusty but working fine.. =) ..
then lookin forward to survivor later on.. and tml's act.. err.. yaryar... err.. quite interesting.. err.. yar..
then my sis going england tml liaox.. todae last dae i see her until 3-4 weeks later... and i cant send her to airport cos got the oh-so-interesting activity.. = P
wellllllllllllllllllll.... datz boutz all.. oh and one more thing.. zhao wei.. please stop haunting me wif ur mtvs.
ai4 jian4 jian4 bu4 jian4~~~~
shakespeare~~~~
help. ZHAOWEI. leave me alone.
zonG
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26/11/04 8:12 AM
17/11/04
todae started rough cos sumting unpleasant happen at home... but i guess shld be fine i hope..
then it turned ok when we went ice skating.. hehe.. very fun.. but now my leg v. bad... got 2 blisters and 2 bruises... haix.. damn pain.. bathe damn pain... arh...
but it was fun..
hehe..
then i saw wilson and his frenz there.. dumdum... he keep luffing at me... ok.. not alot lar... but i remember him luffing..
then interesting stuff happened...
jj stole part of the egg from ivan's maggi mee.
jj dropped a spoon into the ice skating ring.
yilun fell.
i fell.
kahneng fell.
vivien fell.
yangyan fell.
ivan fell.
sinee fell.
weiting fell.
jj dunno got nort.
my leg was so huge the counter person was like jin tua... or dua... k lar.. my hokkien nort gd... but i noe it means damn big.
we saw a lady sitting at massage chair. .then expression like having sex liddat.. cos her face like in pain.. but body relax... den she even open her mouth.
there was a wOOn look-a-like.
we saw the music teacher.. ms he.. (pronounced her.. not he).
2d was there.
and wanyi.
wanyi fell two, three times.
haha.
zonG
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17/11/04 11:55 AM
11/11/04
duuuduuuduuuuduuuuduuu...
todae was pretty coolx... i woke up at 7am.. cos s'pposed to meet the rest at 8am..
then my mum fetch me.. then i reach earliest! woohOO!
still had time go buy mcDonalds... hehe..
then went back and saw kahneng.. so i said hi (by freezing her wif the ice milo).. freaked her out though.. hehe... then we tok tok tok until rach appeared.. kindda shocked.. she not a true tennis-craze... hehe... then jj came... followed by mel and viv..
and then we discovered that i was the only one who's able to hug the mrt pillar!! harharx! the rest they hug their two hands carn meet each other... bt my two hands can... muAhahaHA!
hehe.. then we went eat mcDonalds... then go ivan hse... then plae tennis.. i sucked at it... then mel whacked a ball down.. cos tennis court on tenth floor.. then she whacked it out.. hehe.. then i oso whacked one out.. mel can find hers.. but mine was gone.. forever..
then after that we went eat at foodcourt... stewpid jj, kn and rach.. keep trying to tempt me to eat their unhealthy carrot cake and malay food... grr..
then after that we went to plae at arcade.. the dumdum game.. we seriously addicted... hehe... then no ddr there.. so too bad.. haix... then after plaeing.. ivan, mel, rach and i went westmall to eat mos burger... then ivan put braces... so can only eat the fries.. poor thing.. he lyk realli realli dun wan braces lor... then after eating.. we went shop... ivan and i bought the pro action replay... it is sumthing that works lyk the gameshark lor... he took home first cos he pay... then i pay him back nxt time and i get to keep it!! =) thnx ivan! harharx...
den i sms-ed angelina to show-off.. hehe... ANGELINA!! I BOUGHT THE CODE THINGY LIAOX!! muAHAhahaHA! hehe.. i will lend u de lar... mayb during class chalet or when we go for APA outing.. hehe... juz let me noe b4 hand siax... hehe..
kk ... i needa go.. byex peeps! i shall go on dreaming.. and hope i can fulfill my greatest dream!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
11/11/04 9:07 AM
04/11/04
todae was farn.. was s'pposed to haf APA outing.. hehe
budden the badminton peeps can't come bcos they haf to attend farewell party for mathias...
and i guess sinee and kahneng muz haf cried at the party..
aniwae.. APA outing we met at JE.. then yilun and i met earlier.. cos he want to photocopy holidae homework... ring a bell peeps? u haf homework!! muAhahahaHAHA!
aniwae.. we went to the shop.. and i couldnt find the paper
yilun: oei, not farnie leh!
then i found it! and i passed it to him.
yilun: orh! is this one arh! i haf liaox leh!
zong: OEI! NOT FARNIE LEH!
and he made me go there so early.. -.-"
then we went back to e popular look for angelina.. then we went jec to eat.. then after that cj, mel, and viv appeared.. then we went arcade... and we played the dumdum game... and wad the hell.. mel is lyk the proest in APA rite now.. lyk.. cool! she can take 5 buttons and i take three and we still win sound track!! it is the 2nd most diff. one lor!
then we passed heavy metal wif flying colors once again!!
grr.. now i feel lyk playing it AGAIN!!!! itchy hands liaox... help help help!!
then mel went home and cj, viv, yilun, angelina and me went jp. on e mrt.. viv kept chasing me wif her tennis racket. and the handle stinks and i dun wan to smell it. so she kept forcing me. so i kept running. and she kept chasing. -.-"
then we finally reached. (phew!) and we shop shop then go watch shark tales.. lenny the vegetarian is farnie.. there are a few lame jokes which arent realli farnie.. it is realli a cartoon lar.. the love is normal touching, not very. there are no parts which make you cry. finding nemo is much better.
then after that we went eat and yilun went home. and it was pretty cool~~.. the onli uniformed group members of APA remained!! woohoo!! owaes stick wif mel, rach, jj, sinee.. all sports groups one.. hehe.. this time all uniformed group! WOOHOO!!!
and i was told that a dear SUMONE... note the DEAR!! the DEAR!! doesnt accept my apology... so heck. i cant be bothered liao larh.. wanna mess wif me, i'll mess wif u! =P she even said she can tell ms ek boutz sumthing siax.. well, it doesnt really threaten me u see... i tot the fact that i'm from a class of funkers and from a cca wif parangs hidden in their closets... messing wif me isnt the wisest choice. and trust me.. u dun wanna see me angry. = )
wooHOO! i gotta go! i've got a dream to fulfill! hehe.. refer to previous blog! = P ..
zonG
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04/11/04 1:30 PM
03/11/04
awrite awrite... ek doesnt deserve to be on my blog.. so i'll stop blogging about her... = P
instead... let me share wif u a wonderful dream i had!!
harharx.. it was interesting and how i wish it comes true...
it was during scout activity...
hehe...
then it was pre-pt..
hehe...
then we do wad we owaes do before pt or before activity..
hehe...
pull-up!
hehe...
and guess wad?
hehe...
I WAS ABLE TO DO 5 PULL-UPS!! NON-ASSISTED!!
hehe...
oh my god! and at the fifth pull, i was still energized.. and i knew i could do more.. but i woke up. .
boooooooo.....
arhhars!!! woah! that kind of sensation of being able to do 5 pull-ups is shoik!
mayb if i go sleep now.. i may dream of myself having six-pack!!
hehe.. imagine... arhx....
den i decided mayb i shld go do a few pull-ups downstairs to try if my dream came true..
and den i decided i should not smash my dream.. = )
dream on, wei zong!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/11/04 1:44 AM
02/11/04
LIFE IS A GREAT BIG JOKE
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SO IS EK.
zonG
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02/11/04 3:56 PM
31/10/04
eK riddles!! wad could be more fun than this?
[1] Why should you not put "EK" and "BITCH" in the same sentence?
Ans: You wouldn't be insulting EK, you'd be insulting bitch.
[2] Why should EK not work in a restaurant?
Ans: Bcos the chef might think she is the egg and cook her instead.
[3] Come to think of it, why SHOULD ek work in the restaurant?
Ans: So that there is a chance that the chef might mistake her as a giant egg and cook her.
[4] Why is ek unable to play basketball?
Ans: Bcos if she plays, then who's gonna be the ball?
[5] Why doesn't ek live in Africa?
Ans: Bcos the ostriches will haf a hard time differentiating her from their eggs.
[6] Why was ek not given a role in Animal Farm?
Ans: The book isn't big enough.
[7] How was ek born?
Ans: There is no answer. I'm still wondering. She's too fat to squeeze out from her mum and she can't fit in an egg.
[8] How are ek and michael jackson similar?
Ans: One has a white nose while the other has egg white.
[9] We eat Mentos. What does ek eat?
Ans: Slim10.
[10] What is wrong wif riddle 9?
Ans: If she's eating slim10... y isn't her liver rotting yet?
May haf more jokes soon! = )
zonG
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31/10/04 12:49 PM
30/10/04
todae... was pretty down... then went do CIP.. then was so freakin lazy and nt on the bright side...
until i saw bryan cutting a snail (yuck) .. heard yixuan's hen luffter... harharx... den bryan whole dae damn gao xiao... he broke a flower pot.. then he told ms lee.. then ms lee said in chinese: break then break lar. later sweep up.
-.-"
she doesnt like her flowers animore?
-.^ hmm..
anw, hen oso.. hen put a flower pot down too hard.. then it cracked.. then he dun do anithing, juz luff.. then he took his big scissors like thing and whack the pot again so that another piece was chipped off...
-.-"
then after that.. weihan and i keep luffing.. cos we realli REALLI cannot understand tao-pok! she speak sumtime english sumtime chinese.. dun understand at all! all we got were single words lyk shed, pot, move, those-wif-shoes-go-cut-the-plants-and-those-without-can-go-get-the-brooms..
-.-"
then we went to go plant the plants.. then hen started cos he went to dip the broom into water, then started luffing and saeing it was lyk wet hair.. then whack at the wall... and it was damn dirty... then bryan went to mix a small cup of soil wif water. then he splash at e wall... and wa-lah! masterpiece!
then i went to write fu2.. the one u owaes wrte during chinese new year.. harharx! i wrote two of that...
then ms lee brought me and hen to the back of the shed.. then she showed us a ladder.. duno for wad.. then she told us: this ladder v. useful. cos can open then will lock.
then she opened it.
then she locked it.
i was on the other side, and i did the same.
then she said: see, can lock.
then she tried unlocking.
then cannot!
then she started saeing: eh, y cannot close.
then she ask if it was liddat when we came, yixuan sae yes.
then she said: ok lor, then is not our fault. is the people before us. never mind, leave it here.
-.^ ...
then after that went to buy the wheat grass drink. i started a craze! then everyone keep drinking it. i bought two bottles. then we went jec. there was pengpeng, junyang, bryan, weihan, yixuan and me. then we went to plae arcade. bishi-bashi... then bryan plae silent scope.. zai.. then i played DDR.. then oso got go play the pop music thing wif weihan and yixuan.. and we keep larfing.. but in the end we win two rounds... = )
psst. they werent the best.
then we went eat. played guan bun (scouts noe wad it means)... zong1 ji2 mi4 ma3. then junyang lost twice. weihan lost once. bryan lost once. yixuan lost once. i lost once.. -.- and we all omoz vomitted.. cos it sux. got the scrambled egg gravy frm jap shop, gt curry sauce from mcdonalds, gt curry rice from long john silvers.. yuck..
then we went eat mcdonalds ice-cream and took free balloon... and yixuan kept trying to burst weihan's and mine. grr.. then we keep raising into the air then he cannot reach... muAhahahaHAha!!
todae was fun. didnt call kongaik cos u need to study!! lalalala... come out after CL exams bahx... MUAHAHAH!
by e wae. kongaik. i'm fine. i will jia you. u too. =P
zonG
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30/10/04 1:26 PM
29/10/04
todae... i saw so many peeps cry... and i was so bloody sad... first time i got so emotional...
kongaik, dun sae thanks to me, k? like u owaes sae: what are friends for? but dun cry liaox... muz be strong.. cos once ur eyes go red... everyone starts getting freaked out...
kongaik, u r one of my favoritest seniors... in fact... i respect and lyk haning around every single one of you. all of you haf added a content into my boring life. all of you hold a page in my life. you hold a chapter.
i will owaes remember all the jokes you told me.. the secrets you trusted in me.. thanks... but u muz promise to work hard, whether u stae in RV or not...
work hard for the upcoming exam and prove ek wrong.. u haf to save urself.. look at the petition.. look at who's trying to save you... everyone wants to save you... save urself too...
kongaik, no matter wad happens... RV minus the fucking principal is owaes behind you.. especially RVES.. remember your brothers... or as pengpeng saes: comrades.
comrade, jiayou and good luck. ='(
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
29/10/04 10:09 AM
27/10/04
To Ee Suan:
Ok, i think this has to stop. Two guides have told me you are still an ok person. so if you are seeing this message, can we be frenz? dun harm the campfire... = )
To 2FuNkIoLoGy:
2F, we will be seperating soon. i am going to miss you guyz so so much. unless we in same class larhx. i haf been in many diff. tribes.... E.T. tribe, Kah-Linga & E.T. Tribe, Gay Club, APA... thank you all so much for the wonderful times. look forward to chalet and plz dun ignore ur frenz when u go to sec 3 k? 2F '04 will owaes be 2F '04...
And todae, we were toking boutz sumthing.. and rach said sumthing.. we veri matured... quite true u noex... we noe when to fool around and when to be serious.. so not bad arhx.... jiayoux...
You guyz haf made my time as chairperson under wOOn much more relaxing and i wudden want to be in any other class..
To ScOuTz:
Dun pon activities and campfire liaox larhx... esp. sec 3s k.... not much time left liaox.. nxt year will be R.O.D for jieli batch le.... haix... will be hard without u guyz... dun haf animore gu-niang, lip luff, lip scream, wilson short-shorts, zidane, mor-peng squeeze...
To Mr. Egg:
Heyx... u noe wad... itz v. difficult to sae anithing now... except that EK SOO BEN is a bitch larh... and i am not afraid to sae that... if u can stae, good larh... if not... muz continue being frenx... muz try to enter same college... muz be frenz forever... = )
To S.C.s:
Apologize for all the problems i haf caused during the BF period.. cos i juz was pretty unhappy.. and especially to Winnie... vice-pres... if u see this... sorry boutz wad happened that time.. i was pretty pissed by one of my group members... so i was pretty much AP-ing.
To Ek:
Bitch.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
27/10/04 10:50 AM
14/10/04
ok, so my previous entry was about SCs with ankle socks. thanks for the honest comments. and indeed. not the whole SC is bad. so i apologize for dat.
but still, sumting here that sumone dun seem to understand. well, i NOE and i haf said that a thousand times, THAT YOU CAN WEAR ANKLE SOCKS WHEN U RUN! I DUN EXPECT RUNNERS TO WEAR RV SOCKS WHEN THEY RUN! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT?! wad i m trying to sae is, are all SCs from Sports CCA?? CAN YOU PLEASE COMPREHEND THE ABOVE MESSAGE!!! i dun expect a netballer to wear RV socks while playing netball... budden u mean all SCs from netball? stop saeing that they wear cos during sports cca haf to wear. can u finally see that they wear EVEN when it is not during their CCA or when they not doing SPORT?! phew.... ... ....
sorry... BF-ing lately...
aniwaex... todae was BF-ing... why? i oso dunno. juz simply feel frustated by everything!! grr....
ok... budden.. aniwae.. some peeps haf been brightening up my dae... and todae, i saw kongaik twice. HAHAHA!! once during wOOn lesson and once during HOME ECONS... arh har harx.. then damn farnie.. can get out of class... then tok to him... tok cock larh.. and tell him boutz wOOn scolding me... but i dun care.,, xP
okok... then hor.. tell u guyx... MUZ WATCH WHITE CHICKS! IT IS LIKE THE BEST SHOW!! well, one of them aniwae. it is damn FARNIE and damn interesting!! i was honestly luffing non-stop through-out.
oh, sumting v. important... dun fart unless u want ur spouse to fart 20 minutes non-stop in front of you.. xP
zonG
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14/10/04 10:35 AM
12/10/04
alrite, i'm falling asleep. i've been waiting for replies about SCs with ankle socks on the edulearn and no one wants to reply, or dares to. mayb cos they haf no excuse for wearing ankle socks? all i haf is zi yang.
they wear ankle sock cos is sport cca mah.
then i replied and told him boutz me spotting a whole bunch of SCs going home in ankle socks.
ziyang: oh is it? or is it one?
well, i decided my conversation with him through the forum is not like using internet, it is like snail mail. and i onli get one reply. so i'm not gonna wait for him to reply again.
so i decided the ebloggy mite be able to help gather more comments about it.
why do they wear ankle socks? all SCs from Sports Group? even if so, why they wear ankle socks home... they run home arhz? then why they catch us for wearing ankle socks? we exercising by walking mah. sport arhz.
okok.. so that peeps dun misunderstand my doings... i juz wana let the SCs noe... you are a great bunch of people. honestly. being the emcee, all of you were very supportive. and honestly, these are frenz worth making. but, dun accuse a thief of stealing when you steal too. in short: if you are a pot, dun call the kettle black.
and if i'm gonna get hated for this... well, can't be blamed. blame it on my personality. =P
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
12/10/04 2:07 PM
07/10/04
haix... todae ahsuan was caught for wearing ankle socks.
by i dunno who.
if u look back at previous entry....
liddat oso ankle sock? sorry lor.
well.. look hu's sorri now.
ok.. aniwae... weiting has told me.. ahsuan is quite a ok person.
i dunno.. mayb i saw her badside...
ahsuan, i wun go and bother you, as long as u dun bother me. cos weiting sae u are ok. so... ok... yarp.. thatz that.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/10/04 7:09 AM
06/10/04
k, i need to clear sum stuffies here.
firstly, i dun dislike peeps wif green rings but i dislike SCs.
0_o .. chim..
wad i mean is, these peeps are nice peeps. e.g. wanling, bernard, conan, winnie, mingming... etc. in fact, alot of them a cool peeps.. esp. the social peeps siax... budden.. i will be AP if i see them doing their jobs. cos, well, i feel like they break rules as well. so what right do they haf to book us or confront us?
juz like the terrorists. peeps sae they haf no rights to juz claim lives liddat. do you get the point i'm getting at?
neither do i.
ok, that was crap, but i do mean it. they are nice peeps. but, dun catch others unless u r without ankle socks, no lollipop in mouth, never broke any school rules b4. and please be polite. some are larh.
ok.. now that i cleared my views on SC. i wanna sae sumthing to that guest.. huever it is. ehx.. i dun mind if u sae stuff boutz me. admire u for ur courage. speak what u want to, not wad u ought to.. thatz wad shakespeare said.. hehe...
0_o ... chim
ok.. aniwae, go ahead. u haf the right to sae anithing u want. i wun stop u. cos i cant be bothered.
ok.. next. campfire.
dun worry. i wun quarrel wif dear ahsuan one larhz. as long as she dun gif me the poke the cheeks thing. i wudden put our personal feud before the campfire. i would work wif her if i had to. so, if ahsuan is reading this... put the feud aside during the campfire siax.. u can bash me up after the campfire..
ok.. then thatx boutz all... everyone, go learn morse code.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/10/04 9:23 AM
05/10/04
todae.. after science paper, we went to jec library to study+relac... then a grp of peeps came along, an SC in their midst. she came to us and told us to keep our cd players + electronics stuffs . . y? cos break skool rule mahz. acceptable? of course.
but i tink she doesnt realize that u arent supposed to eat in the library.. so my fren told her: do u noe u cant eat in the library? (she replies yes) then spit out lar!
and she dun and she walk away...
pathetic rite?
yesh
then she and another DEAR fren, whose name fits her personality: sour. (translate to chinese.. suan) ... her name is sumthing-suan... sum might noe her siax..
sour reputation
then they went toilet and came back out (after a v. v. v. long time) and she said again, but this time she was polite, i was shocked. but honestly, yes. then she told us to keep. oh, and her lollipop is gone by the wae. so i told her, ur DEAR fren oso wear ankle socks wad. then she turn and look at DEAR ahsuan.
DEAR ahsuan: liddat oso ankle. sorry lor. (i tink sumthing wrong with her expressioning... woon will kill her man)
SC: yar hor.
SC looks at our DEAR ahsuan and nods. she agree with us. but she turns back and tells us to keep. then she said: summore u haf rings leh.
err.... sumone gif her a mirror..
ok... then i told her: tell ur DEAR fren to pull up her socks then i keep.
SC turns to her DEAR fren and tell her to pull up.
DEAR ahsuan: please lor. ur fren oso wear ankle sock.
ok.. so not onli her expression got prob.. her memory too. she cant recall that i DID NOT mention that my fren never break rule wad.
dumb.
so i told her that. then DEAR ahsuan use her tongue to poke her cheek so it bulges.
like a puffer-fish.
only uglier.
and i took off my headphone cos i decided the SC was polite. and i tink she said thank you.
then i shouted: oei, sumthing wrong wif ur cheeks arh?
and the DEAR cheek-problem-ahsuan shouted back after 3 seconds...
ok... so she has expression probs, recalling probs, cheek probs.. and reacting probs as well...
DEAR ahsuan: you where bu4 shuang3?!
well... my fren said sumthing which made me luff.. and i wanted to sae that to our DEAR ahsuan: why? u want to help me scratch arh?
~~David Yeo: I'm A Good Boy.
~~Me: DEAR ahsuan is not a good girl.
NOTE:
DEAR ahsuan,
if you want frenz, maybe u shld try not doing the following.
1) dun list down bad points of all the girls in ur class. oops. i din sae she's from 2k.
2) especially if these peeps haf huge network of frenz cos they are perfect.
3) get rid of ur sour personality.
4) dun shout in the library. shh..
5) be kind. like a girl guide should be. oops. did i just reveal her cca?
*hey! peeps hu leave comments on this, dun be too bad to DEAR ahsuan ok? my mum thought me to be nice to the handicapped.. especially those with cheek probs, expression probs, recalling probs and reacting probs. and are sour.*
please note that there is no sarcasm for the ** part. really. honest. i m not lying. believe me. not lying. yes. believe me. honest. true.
zonG
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05/10/04 10:10 AM
25/09/04
haix.. i hate myself... i am so freakin rich! u noe wad?! i have a dragon in my toilet!!
shui3 long2 tou2 (tap... direct translation: water dragon head)
haix.. k k, dun be too envious k? i oso eating eye of dragon... (longan, long2 yan3).. haix.. y m i like a king..
I HAVE A DRAGON IN ME! hou2 long2.. (throat.. monkey dragon)... haix.. y?! y am i so magical..
ok.. i m juz being lame... harharx.. these few daez quite ok... had a society.. PA... then we changed it to APA.. wad it means? Attitude Potato Association.. damn farnie bunch of peeps put together to get... .. .. er... erm... a damn farnie bunch of peeps..
(alphabetical order)
Angelina: Biting Potato
This potato bites, and all APA notices will alwaes be bitten by her.
ChengJia: Deng4 Li4 Jun1 Potato
Sister of SinEe. Gets amused when you talk about deng4 li4 jun1.
JunJie: ParaParaPotato A.K.A. P3
First ever potato in the family to dance parapara. pro at it. short: JJ... this potato is currently in love.
Melissa: Potato's Gravy
Because of her skin colour. this gravy has golden hair, and refuses to wear a wig when she goes out... peeps owaes stare... -.-"
Rachael: Small Potato
Tastes well with Potato's Gravy. This small potato can squash people. splat.
SinEe: Luffing Potato
. . . Need i sae? =P
Vivien: Sleeping Potato
Sleepiest potato everborn... only thing that keeps her awake is SIMS, computer, internet, msn, ... . .. ZzZzZz
WanLing: Nutty Potato
Nut? or Potato? hard to tell.. =P this potato is nutty! and cold... .. .. this nut, is potatoey, and cold.... ok.. wanling... WAD ARE YOU?! =P
YiLun: Baby Potato A.K.A. 4-Year-Old Potato
Newest member of the group. this baby-like, 14-turn-4 potato hates it when u squeezes his cheeks... no wonder he pinch me all the time..
Zong: Big Potato
. . . the biggest potato everborn.. and the cutest... i tink everyone agrees... =P harzharx.. i was e president of e previous PA... but now in APA, no leaders, just potatoes... ALL POTATOES ARE EQUAL
Seven Commandments
1) ALL POTATOES SHALL ROLL
2) ALL POTATOES ARE NOT TO SQUASH INNOCENTS
3) RACHAEL MUST READ COMMANDMENT 2
4) MELISSA MUST REMIND RACHAEL ABOUT COMMANDMENT 2
5) ANGELINA SHOULD STOP BITING NOTICES
6) POTATOES ARE NOT TO EAT OTHER POTATOES
7) POTATOES SHALL NOT BETRAY ONE ANOTHER
zonG
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25/09/04 7:00 AM
19/09/04
todae, went to plae badminton wif kahneng, cs and jj. then jj and i keep toking boutz pokemon.. now he playing pokemon ruby.. =) and he keep saeing v.farn .. . .. . .. AND I AGREE JJ! NOW SHUT UP ALREADI! phew...
then we went to je.. wanted to juz go plae plae for alittle while, then i go do hw.. budden... jj got addicted to para and ddr, and so did i!! then jj and i keep plaeing and pengyi's elit grp (ivan, viv, himself) and chyuansheng oso plae.. then we kept plaeing and plaeing.. then jj left for training.. then he return after awhile.. cos he cancelled training and we continue plaeing.. . . then now my leg v. sore... cos dance too much ddr... -.-" and my hand oso v. pain.. .cos badminton.. -.-" ... help..
then i guess todae was v. fun.. cos lotz of stuff happened.. no one in gd mood.. bt it was fun juz now!!
ok ok .. i better go do hw.. b4 my mum slaughters me... byez peeps..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/09/04 11:50 AM
18/09/04
woohoo.. todae, we wenta do proj. ... then we ordered mcdonalds to skool.. so shenchen was calling.. then she tok v. softly cos she scared she get spotted.. so she was whispering to the guy thru the phone her name....
then the mc breakfast arrived.. then we got the receipt... then we found out the person heard shenchen wrongly... on the receipt the name is shen Then.. HAHAHAH!! then we keep luffing like siaox!! lolx...
then later on, someone took out discman.. then a "sergeant", came over... behind her was a "CID" and a bunch of "policemen and women".. the "policemen and women" were playing bball and they were wearing ankle socks before that... then the "sergeant" and the "CID" told someone to keep the discman.. so he kept.. then the "sergeant" and the "CID" sae that someone use so guang1 ming2 zhen4 da4.. then i pointed out that one of her "policeman" was oso wearing ankle socks guang1 ming2 zhen4 da4-ly.. and she said where.. so i pointed.. then another someone told her:"you book him, then we let you book us".. then she du-diao.. and said:"we not gonna book u, we juz tell u" (as if).. then i said:"thank you." .. then the "CID" at the back suddenly du us and turn away.. then the "sergeant" continue look at us.. then after a while.. they finally left...
u noe wad i haf to sae? it is like a-police-who-steals-catching-a-thief!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
18/09/04 10:26 AM
13/09/04
todae.. was a pretty bad dae i guess... hehe... cos i got scolded by mdm tia... she wanted me to write an apology letter for not giving out lantern fest consent form.... ... which i forgot on fridae... but i think she can expect an empty pigeon-hole.. and i will NEVER write it.. at moz.. dun let my class go lor, no one interested aniwae.. so i juz give her the consent forms tml.. e letter... wait, wad letter?
todae went jec to discuss culture, but being the usual mel, rach, junjie.. along wif jovia and edmund... we did nothing! hehe
sumting pretty hurtful happened though.. yarp.. sumone said i was a traitor.. and asked why i was at jec when i said i was supposed to do a proj. .. .. haix.. i WAS so FREAKIN' PISSED OFF!! so i stormed out and told mel and rach.. and they went to scold him.. oops.. then when they told me, i was so shocked.. that i accidentally blurted vulgar... my dear daughters.. the vulgar wasnt directed at u... i said it "accidentally" bcos i was shocked u all would do dat... BUT STILL... SORRI!! I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!
datz why, frm now on.. i shall fu*king speak less fu*king vulgar words such as fu*ck...
ok.. i guess datz all... unless my dear babies decide to edit my entry and leave the words they type in black so that u would need to highlight them
tara: is this thing on?? issit? are we on air now? this is so cool!
wil: u mean we ARE in dad's ebloggy? this is SOOOO~~ cool!
tara: hahahahaha... time to clear sum stuff... WE ARE NOT BABIES!! i am like.. hello, 12 years old?
wil: 11 and a half, to be precise.. i'm much more matured.. i'm 13!
tara: WHATEVER!! aniwae.. we dun haf pacifiers! and even if i had one.. i definitely wudden pollute it by letting it touch wil!
wil: yeah yeah... hey.. and that TV program, kidz vs. adultz? that is like.. SOOOO~~ unpopular! it is like, URGH!
tara: hey.. i tink dad's home
wil: hey, b4 we go.. tell u guyz sumthing... i think that our dad is cute, friendly, fun, lovely, wonderful, cute, special, cute, good-looking and many more! juz think of him.. and positive stuff pop into ur heads!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
13/09/04 1:31 PM
11/09/04
blech.. edmund yee did it again! i haf been zongged! go check out his blog.. quite cool one leh.. got alot of veri stylish writings i kindda lyk the pic.. go check it out!
and yes, if u haf noticed, there is a new "zongged" section..
lolx.. yesterdae went to plae bball wif yilun, melissa, ivan, chyuansheng, lawson, conan.. i plae until fall down leg bleed.. now i bathe v. pain.. got two red patch on my leg.. mel omoz fainted looking at it.. plae till v. hiong.. i omoz died frm exhaustion.. lolx..
todae, i went to court. yes, i oso dunno wad i doing there.. the judge was called: judge judy!
JUDY: we haf our first case... bring in Mr. Lee and the defendant! and while you're at it, a glass of water and a big mac.
*mr. lee and defendant enter. defendant is his son, kiddy.*
Judy: *bites her big mac* whaf sheems sho be the pwloblem??
mr. lee: i tink u're trying to sae wad seems to be the problem. . . well, i'm sueing my son!
judy: fwor wad? *bites big mac while scratching the fries scratchcard*
mr. lee: he... he.... HE DIDNT DO HIS HOMEWORK!!
judy chokes on her big mac...
judy: COUGH!! COUGH!! blech... he didnt do his homework.. so wad the hell is the prob????
mr. lee: wad? how could u sae that?! he didnt do his homework!! don't you see how serious the problem is..
judy: u are the serious problem..
mr. lee: i beg your pardon?! aniwae.. he even told me he could just copy it! i feel like biting his head off!
judy: the onli head i feel like biting off is yours..
mr. lee: hey! dun u see the seriousness! i mean.. .. .. ... HEY! JUDGE! WAKE UP!
judy: huh? oh, is the loser rally finally over? good. slim10 pills, please take him away..
walking slim10 pills enter and mr. lee was tuo1 diao4 by them.. not stripped, but dragged away...
hm... sumthing tells me i shld start worrying boutz my kidz.
B4 I END!! I MUST GET THIS LOAD OFF!! grr... if u all watched the next big thing, channel u, my god! the number 9 guy, so DAMN HELL ACT!! GET HIM OFF MY TV!! WAD the F***!! wah lau.. he act cute, keep inflating his cheeks, then biting his upper lips, then SO DAMN HELL ACT!!!!!
oh, and i tink i should make this known to the whole world... actually, melissa and rachael's mum... IS NOT IN INDIA!! she has been eaten up by me two years back! .. i'm sorry.. i didnt mean to.. but we were on survivor: singapore (which was not aired) and i was too hungry... since she was going to be voted off aniway, i decided to eat her up.. and hey, she was pretty tasty.. and melissa.. have u owaes wondered why u r not a potato lyk me and rach.. I AM NOT YOUR REAL FATHER!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
11/09/04 1:42 PM
09/09/04
<font face="Comic Sans MS"> i spotted my two babies watching television.. no, not rach and mel, i meant the two babies i adopted... they were watching this show.. KIDZ VS ADULTZ .. . . firstly, i noticed the tv program teaching my kids to spell wrongly.. the content was oso pretty horrigible!
KIDZ VS ADULTZ!!
HOST: WELCOME ladies and gentlemen to another exciting episode of the gameshow... KIDZ VS ADULTZ!! todae.. at the kidz side we haf: tom, dick and harry! at the adultz side, we haf: freaks!
Mr.TAN: hello, you dun tok cock hor. i heard it ok! wad freak! u bo song izzit! stewpid mor beng host!
*the crowd boos mr. tan.. by e wae, e host is a kid too*
HOST: letz go on wif the show! kidz, here is your first question! how do you spell: dog?
*kids whisper whisper.. look v. excited..*
Harry: D..... .... ..... O... . .. . .. . .er... erm.. .erm..
*dick whispers into harry's ear*
Harry: G!!
HOST: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! 100 POINTS FOR THEM! *cheers and claps* now, adults, are you ready for your question?
MRS. Tan: YES LAR MOR BENG! si gin nia! i am ur ah bu, call you go studi u don'ch want, ai si arh?!
HOST: ER HM! .. your question: what is the square root of 9433382827763100293 minus the atomic mass of silicon?
Ms Tan: can repeat not?
HOST: 3, 2, 1, 0!! TIMES UP!
*a bowling ball drop on their heads*
HOST: KIDS! NEXT QUESTION! Complete the sentence: twinkle twinkle little _____________
Tom: er.. erm.. twinkle.... twinkle.. little.. .. .. . TRACTOR!
HOST: ERm.. i'm pretty sure you said: STAR..
*host motions for them to nod their head, and they do*
HOST: WOW! THATZ 100 MORE POINTS FOR THE KIDS!
MRS TAN: HEY! i tink u're giving them the easy questions?!
HOST: oh, you can request to go against the kids in a physical challenge!
MR TAN: ALRIGHT!
HOST: This is it! the physical challenge! each grp is given 10 balls... your objective.. throw them at the opponent.. now go!
*mrs tan picks up their paper balls and throw at the kids, hits tom*
MRS TAN: SCORE!
TOM: Coming right back atcha!
Tom picked up a cannonball and placed it in the cannon..
i switched off the tv and made my babies go to bed... what? if i m worried? of course not! those si gin na so young, dunno anything one lar! ehz.. is that a cannonball i see coming my way?</font>
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/09/04 9:04 AM
08/09/04
PLZ NOTE THAT THE ZONGGED HAS BEEN CHANGED!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
08/09/04 4:36 PM
08/09/04
hehez.. todae, went to watch cinderella story with galz.. yes, i was e onli guy. . . -.-". . . OK! FINE! oei.. i m normal.. noW! dun gimme that i m not normal look!
aniwae.. at first we went kbox, chengjia, kahneng, viv and me.. then we sing sing sing.. viv and i kept singing low low.. cos we cant reach high high.. =)
then we watch movie with yangyan, weiting, angelina, sinee... v. nice.. cinderella story.. damn cool.. v. poor thing.. then alot happened... we left chengjia's drink at e counter, angelina and yangyan dropped a box of popcorn.. . . . . .angelina omoz burnt my hair... haha.. cos the peeps in e movie bully hillary duff.. then angelina v. angry.. hahaz..
aniwae.. after that.. go shop arnd.. then i tried to trick jieli.. same old i-sneak-into-the-cinema-but-got-caught trick . . . ok, he hung up on me.. juz like i did.. hehe.. then i did it on junjie and on conan.. both fell for it.. then i told them i joking.. but jj did come to westmall to plae with us arcade... then after that, went home lor.. now typing this thing lor... haiz.. so shianz..
i dead when skool reopen... my grp havent hand in report.. my fault.. =( .. and i forgot to gif out e lantern festival celebrations consent forms... =(... die die liaoz lahz me...
ok.. datz enuff.. dun dampen my own mood .. wanna go eat maggi mee... oh, but i need to gif my 2 babies so limelight...
TARA & WIL ... DISCUSS: CONTINENTS
T: goo.. . goo.. . i lyk ranrarira
W: ranrarira? wardz ranrarira?
T: ranrarira ris the rone rwithout sun!
W: roh.. ranrarira.. wardz ranrarira?
T: u r RUPID!
W: NO! u RUPID!
T: U... RUPID PIG!
W: NO! u RUPID RUPID PIG!
T: U RUPIDER PIG!
W: U RUPIDEREST PIG!
T: U RUPIDERESTEST PIG!
W: U RUPI... RUPIDE.. RUP... WAH!!! AHH!! GAH!!! BAW!!!
T: *scared* ... WAH!! AHH!! GAH!! BAW!!~~
er... ok.. thatz all.. i need to go eat my dried maggimee.. .next time.. tune in when the babies discuss: handphones
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
08/09/04 12:13 PM
07/09/04
todae.. i toked online wif sinee.. hehe.. had a fun time crappin... she call me spastic dog and i call her spastic balloon.. cos i said woof.. and cos she luff she goes... woooOOO.. wooOOo... woOOO... like a balloon e gas leak.. then close.. then leak again, then stop.. hahaz... sinee.. joking larz!
juz now.. i was jayed, khooed, fonged, yeed, and i think wonged... oh my.. jieli, khoo, yanfong, edmund, wilson, they call casper tell him they sneak cinema then got caught, then call casper go westmall bring $30... then casper call me.. then i call them back.. then they sae they got caught.. then i tell them i going over.. then jieli sae he call me later.. then after 10 mins or so, no reply.. i tot they in trouble liaoz.. so i sms edmund and asked him wad happening now.. then edmund call back.. it was jieli's voice.. he said some rubbish boutz them being detained or sumting liddat, but i hung the phone up halfway..
GRR!! i omoz went to get e "ransom" frm my mum ok! hey, this sounds like when rach's liquid paper was stolen...
hehe.. ehz, peeps, tell other peeps to come to my blog.. i tink many peeps think my blog down liaoz..
i adopted 2 kids on my blog... a baby boy and a baby gal, e boy is called wil, e gal is called tara... this is a conversation between e two of them.. they were discussing boutz television and its effects..
W: ri rink relerision ris rad!
T: goo goo ga! relerision ris rice! there's rhi-5!
W: GOO! RAD!
T: ROOD!
W: RAD!
T: ROOD!
Wil throws a pacifier at Tara.
T: ... oo.. ooo.. AHH!!!! BAAA!!!!! GAA!!!!!!!!!!
W: *scared*.. oo... oo.. AHH!!!! BAA!!! GAAA!!!!!!!
er... ok.. er... we'll come back next time when the babies discuss: continents...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/09/04 1:04 PM
06/09/04
hehe.. something went bonkers wif my blog last few daez.. so i privated it.. then got cs to help (though in the end he oso dunno).. I FINALLY SAVED MY BLOG!! hehe.. looks like mel isnt the only life-saver around here..
hehe.. my blog.. looks the same.. only that e pic is different.. there is a column: ZONGGED in replacement of favourites.. there you can find a hell lot of rubbish.. if you wish to put the rubbish there on your blog.. go ahead.. but plz inform me thru e comments..
harharz.. now e zongged is why should you not stand in e middle of the road.. cheehung asked me that during e hike frm mcritchie to bishan park.. hehe..
oh yar.. toking boutz the FAMBOREE 2004.. it is an event where alot of scouts meet lar.. then see structure and got campfire.. quite fun lehz.. cheehung, linus(!), qingsheng, kongaik, jieli, shanmao, guniang, lip and i were pia-ing.. then although we know dun haf best supporting.. but it proved that it can be just as fun.. =) and yes, i tink it was linus's first campfire..
then on e wae back to skool.. on e bus.. everyone listen to ghost story, mostly told by casper.. there were a few anti-climax jokes frm the lip (e.g. do not put ur mirror on e table at nite ... cos it ruins the feng1 shui3..) -.-" .. aniwae.. i was seriously hum4... firstly, cos the stories told were all linked to me one...
firstly, e story boutz e ghost in e toilet.. at that time i so damn full man my bladder.. omost burst.. then.. i was like.. shit..
then, the story boutz e mirror.. grr.. toilet so mani mirror.. hum4ness... grow even more..
then, the story boutz e pontianak, e one who goes for flirty guys... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... need i sae more? at dat moment i was thinking of wad sharp objects i might haf..
DEN! e linus wong chang yi at e back kept touching my shouder.. first time i realli freaked out.. cos i turned.. then no one.. then subsequently i knew it was him and i told him i would kill him if he did it again.. and i guess i looked pretty fierce... ?
then we reached.. skool... went toilet in one whole gang.. then i threatened to kill anione who dared to switch off the lights while everyone were doing their business.. hehe.. i tink i was so freaked out i angered everyone dat dae... SORRI PEEPS!!
hehe.. hehehe... BUT! BUT BUT BUT!! IF u dare switch off the lights when i'm in e toilet of e skool.. trust me.. i will NOT hesitate to deal u wif my zongness..
b4 i end... rachael.. i eating u with luncheon meat and ketchup rite now..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/09/04 10:41 AM
31/08/04
arlo peeps.. yes.. i noe, i was pretty dumb on stage rite.. hehe.. yar yar.. i was e emcee.. and e 2f chairperson.. and i am e emcee hu asked for e 2f chairperson to come on stage.. yes yes.. ok ok.. yar lar! stop luffing! OEI! sinee! rachael! shut up! it isnt farnie!
-.-...
e performances, not bad lar hor.. i found that dance was nice, netball was nice, cldds was diff. unlike owaes, eldds rachael did quite a gd job, no not the potato rachael, the teachers lyk h2o, clifton soh, MS KHANG!! can sing pretty well.. keith teo has long leg hairs.. e skit was pretty hilarious larhz.. then i noe.. i was pretty farnie too on stage, especially wif e double-layered shorts.. den yar, choir oso sang quite nice lehz.. i found it v. soothing.. now it is finally all over.. and i felt v. glad mdm chan told me i did well.. though thz didnt sae anithing.. budden, i'm glad itz all over.. i can go plae bball, go out wif jj and sinee and do mani other stuff after skool liaoz.. and dun need skip scouts.. oso, thnx to e whole social com.. and oso, i got to make sum frenz backstage.. i did alot of MAGIC tricks. so many tricks that choonyen frm social was so OVERWHELMED.. thnx to mingming, junhong and wanling worhz.. =) remember to sae hi when we meet..
ok, stop toking boutz teacher's day.. tok boutz going back to primary skool.. so lotz of peeps there, frenz frm primary skool.. AND I SAW MS YVONNE TAN! e best teacher ever.. i toked wif her a little onli.. cos she had to go for e primary skool concert thing.. then oso lehz.. she had a cough. sick liaoz, like me.. then she showed me her student's scores.. alot of red one siaz.. tsk tsk tsk.. make ur teacher sick.. ought to be ashamed! hehex.. then guess wad.. i saw NINA!! yes, e guides one.. i juz noticed i so so so so so, and i mean SO many stuff close to her lehz.. her dad is my dad's fren, she is oso frm jps, her teacher in jps is oso mine, she is a guide while me a scout, she and i both haf yellow rings.. ARGH!! aiyar.. but she is quite a nice person larhz..
okok .. wish everyone a happi teachers dae.. and for my dearest senior, kongaik, smile.. =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
31/08/04 7:02 AM
28/08/04
todae was SO boring.. i woke up.. brush teeth, surf net, change, then was driven to clementi mrt station.. i passed weichang's shoes to casper, left for je to get myself a burger and a hashbrown.. then i left for skool while munching on a pipin' hot and crunchy hashbrown.. then i reached skool and finished my burger. then i waited till 9 am then look for a COW.. then she haven finish change script.. then i went to look for wahchun, then we went to practice half the completed script.. then later we went to look for her at 10.. she havent finish.. -.-.. then we look for her at 10.50.. she was at e d&t lab.. then she havent finish.. then she said she go get help in staff room cos somethign wrong wif her laptop(too much methane?).. then tell us meet her even later.. this process kept repeating itself till 11+.. then we sat there write card.. then 12+ we went eat.. then meet mdm chan at 1++.. then we edit AGAIN at linkway.. then tryout in staffroom.. then went for rehearsal.. did it once or twice or thrice.. i tink twice.. then my dae suxed..
until i saw e scouts return.. brighten up my dae.. then hung kept spitting ice at me.. casper was guailaning, bryan, mao, weihan were playing bball.. but i had to leave to get class tees.. then i wanted to take cab.. budden no cab.. so take bus to je.. then smsed peeps to see if they wana go.. then in the end, i went queensway collect classtees wif jj and kn.. then we got the class tee.. V. NICE!! ROX MAN! thanks to xiaohan and lawson's designs! and the color turned out well.. then we went mcdonalds to eat and change into class tee.. HAHA!! WE ARE THE FIRST THREE TO WEAR E CLASS TEES!!! then i called rachael to hao4 lian4 dat we r e first peeps to wear it.. then she gif me a guai lan reply: all thanks to e welfare head(which is her).. then later on.. kn, jj and i went shopping.. went IMM to buy stuff.. then kn suggest we take neoprint.. and we did! but no coins.. so i went around begging for coins frm passers-by.. then i finally got 6 $1 coins by seducing them wif my charming, cute, sweet and IRRESISTABLE smile! harharz.. then we go take.. then all turn out quite ok.. except one we accidentally disfigure cos e sensor sumthing wrong.. then another one.. i go and dunk kn's head.. then her face turn out pixelled.. -.- .. haha.. then jj kept giving guai lan looks at the back! HAHA!! todae rox man! luckily they came wif me man! then we were saeing if sinee was here, it wld be an even better time!
hehe.. enjoy life peeps.. and thnx jj for giving me a wonderful time and kn for letting me dunk her head and the dear passers-by hu spared this cute little angel dollar coins! =)
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
28/08/04 1:37 PM
21/08/04
blech.. todae was a rocky start.. cos i woke up feeling sick again.. -.-..
then i went to je to look for weiting and kahneng, cos they do poster i accompany them.. then i noticed i left my scout shoes on the taxi.. -.- .. then after a while, i rush home to get another pair.. then i noticed i dun haf another pair.. -.- .. then i took a cab back to skool.. to see tan hui zhen for e teachers dae emcee thing.. then i guess i flunked and a COW wanted me changed.. luckily mdm connie chan wanted me to stae.. thnx.. then i take e chance to apologize to min min.. social com eldds.. so sorri.. i guess i want putting up a good performance.. cos i sick, and i hate the COW.. so so sorri ming ming.. and wanling.. thanks for trying so hard to help me.. and saved me from getting kena kicked.. i will try extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra hard to perform well! MING MING!! THANK YOU AND SORRY!! I PROMISE U I WILL DO WELL!
lolx.. then after that.. went campfire.. then at first, i wanted to enthu.. then correct peeps go.. got kongaik, khoo, casper, jieli, cheehung and mani others.. budden in the end, no one want to enthu.. not even me.. u noe why.. one word.. sux.. wah lau.. they haf a sucky campfire and sucky schools lor.. jin tai and swisscottage guides were throwing bottles at each other.. -.- .. swisscottage scouts and hongkah were intimidating each other.. -.- .. then e seats were like..
Hongkah .. JinTai.. US(and me).. SC Guides.. SC Scouts..
so we kept hearing comments frm hk and sc scouts.. then jintai and sc guides throwing stuff.. stupid lar.. then it realli suxed lor.. then refreshment.. after u drink e cocktail, u muz help them wash the disposable plastic cup and return it to them to reuse.. -.- .. then the food? guess wad? damn delicious! damn interesting! damn new! u want to noe wad it is? u really want to noe? are u sure u realli realli want to noe? banana.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
21/08/04 3:03 PM
21/08/04
arloz peeps.. i finally can come online.. cos its e weekends.. nuthing happened lately, except that on fridae, i went to plae bball with hum, conan, lawson, chyuansheng, yilun, melissa.. yarpz.. then we saw lawson's senior: qianzhi with her 2 frenz.. e female was jialing. .the male.. i din noe.. but i kept calling him pengyi cos he look a little like pengyi, he is dark, and he frm dance.. lolx.. and we were playing in the rain siaz.. lolx..
been so damn tired these few daez.. budden at least i omost fully recover liaoz.. finally!! lolx.. h.e.h.e...
haix.. so shianz.. realli got nuthing to do lehz.. so so shianz.. i tink i go plae counter-strike or check if my items on neopets are sold.. lolx..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
21/08/04 3:27 AM
19/08/04
sianz.. now studying for geog, then mum juz went to bed, so i come online for a while.. hehe..
these few daes.. v. boring.. haiz.. nothing interesting happened in my life.. SCOUTS! SINEE! JUNJIE! WANLING! RACHAEL! MELISSA! PLEASE BRIGHTEN UP MY LIFE!
ok.. haf to go back study geog.. gd luck to me
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/08/04 2:49 PM
15/08/04
to celebrate and commerate the very dae of the fairy-tale ending.. i decided to come up wif a new-ending.. a fantasy tale.. u sure will tap after u read this.. =)hehe
PLC VS ASL
It looked us in the eye. IT was outnumbered, the other two had abandoned, disappearing act. it was 9 against one.. wilson was ill..
yet, the spirit was there. we knew he was rooting for us still..
with a sudden roar, the sky darkened. the school quietened.. we noticed a drastic change in the environment.. we were no longer in a familiar surrounding..
IT revealed ITS true identity as a demon, ITS mohbeng face grew mohbeng-er then b4.. it was scary. yet, we looked him in the eye. with a sudden breath of fire, the grass underneath our feet ignited in flames.
we thought we were done for. GONE. but we heck. why? cos it was lag.. the fire not hot, like sauna liddat.
we werent normal too! we were mutants!
a voice, which resembled that of chng's, told us that we were chosen bcos we were special, and now is the time to face fear in the eye, and rebel with our new powers.
mingxuan had the ability to lift his leg 90 degrees. khoo could play soccer. yanfong could sleep after eating coffee powder. linus could .. erm.. kiss. casper could sing du de wei's : tuo1 diao4, tuo1 diao4, tuo diao4, tuo1 diao4 tuo1 diao4. the zong could zong around. lip could finish grass jelly in 3 seconds. jieli could withstand being sprayed by cold water. edmund could rap.
IT gave us a chance, told us impossible is nothing. told us we could still turn back. i said no. bcos i knew impossible is nothing. this means that nothing is impossible. but if impossible is nothing, then why is there a word impossible? this means that impossible is sumthing. but if impossible is sumthing, yet nothing is impossible, it means that nothing is sumthing. but if nuthing is sumthing, it oso suggests that yes is no. if yes is no is something is nothing, and something is nothing is impossible, it means that impossible is yes and impossible is no. and if yes is impossible, then why is everyone able to sae yes. this means that impossible is useless as everyone can still sae yes, which means it is possible. this oso means that possible is impossible. which means possible is nothing bcos possible is impossible is nothing. this oso me..
IT du diao. IT spray oil from ITS pimples. oh my, i abandon. then IT started a rain. all abandon. except jieli. jieli can withstand cold water. then jieli take rope and try to whip IT, budden aiming sux. so mingxuan help. he raise his leg 90 degree then jieli use as guide and whip until his mohbeng face. oil squirt everywhere, mx and jayli abandon. then the rain stop. they notice one person missing, the fong. yanfong sleeping under shelter. they feed him coffee powder, budden no use. so they heck him. khoo roll him into a ball, then linus stand ontop then khoo, like a zidane, kick the fong. then linus and fong like a bird fly to IT. linus jump and kiss IT. see so disgusting, khoo abandon and roll fong away like a zidane. linus after that keep kissing IT until it squirt him away.
xavier go to mohbeng bag and steal his chinchau. casp and yee cheer lip lip hurray. lip finish chinchau in three seconds, then wif a lip luff, go buy somemore. so abandon. then casper started singing the du de wei song, then IT started stripping. then edmund help rap, then together, they sing and rap, then IT cannot help, strip until his skin oso kena strip off. then chng appear, confiscate fong from khoo, then chng go rub ITS belly while luffing. then IT squirt too much oil then drain of energy.. die.
yeah. we win. = )
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
15/08/04 4:38 AM
14/08/04
arlo peeps.. scouts.. supposed to be the final showdown todae.. bloodshed.. blahblahblah.. it was fierce.. the fiery fire in our eyes and his.. then the fear and the waiting of THE moment...
nah, juz joking..
turned out to be a fairy-tale.. we all lived happily ever after.. yarp.. or probably he trying to suck up to us.. hehe.. wonder if i taste good.. *weizong bites himself*
0_o!! ouch
hehez.. a note to all scouts siaz.. especially yee, cephas, chiahoe, casper.. thanks larh.. but i realli fine.. but if u tok boutz it again, i'll smash ur head with the ice-box.. arhar.. todae scouts act quite ok.. cos nuthing much happened.. dae passed by quite quickly, yet no one dare tok to me.. cos they scared i fall into their arms.. partially cos i sick larh.. then casper was the i/c.. then we just pioneer all the wae... casper, i was joking hor, u not a bad pl.. hehe.. dun be sad.. and yar.. thanks for ur constant concerns.. i m fine..
i tink i probably gonna change a few stuff boutz my blog.. u'll probably see cyan headings and cyan highlights now.. and a few stuff might change.. yar..
CrAp
impossible is nothing. this means that nothing is impossible. but if impossible is nothing, then why is there a word impossible? this means that impossible is sumthing. but if impossible is sumthing, yet nothing is impossible, it means that nothing is sumthing. but if nuthing is sumthing, it oso suggests that yes is no. if yes is no is something is nothing, and something is nothing is impossible, it means that impossible is yes and impossible is no. and if yes is impossible, then why is everyone able to sae yes. this means that impossible is useless as everyone can still sae yes, which means it is possible. this oso means that possible is impossible. which means possible is nothing bcos possible is impossible is nothing. this oso me..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
14/08/04 1:33 PM
10/08/04
todae... one of my happiest dae. so relaxed and had alot of fun...
todae, met wif a few scouts watch the village... khoo, edmund, yanfong, casper, cheehung, mao, bryan.. then the movie quite nice... budden that was after we toked about it.. during e movie.. i tot it was pretty lame.. but it turned out quite well.. so during the movie, i kept guailan around.. i threw popcorn at yanfong and cheehung and mao.. then mao and cheehung got so angry, cheehung stuff popcorn into my face.. 0_o... mao stuff it into my shirt.. -.-" .. see! dun disturb peeps when they watching movie.... then gao xiao.. i threw popcorn at yanfong, he took it, threw at the peeps in front.. luckily i think he miss.. haha.. then lyk owaes, throughout the whole day, khoo and casper kept guailan-ing around... -.-" .. then in the village, there is this watch tower, then when the monster appears, they would ring the bell at the watch tower... so the two of them were saeing, build a watchtower at the skoolgate, then when that mohpeng come, we can ring the bell.. hehe..
haha.. todae was v. v. fun.. until i realized tml got e.lit test... -.-"... hahaz.. need to go liaoz.. but it was farn!
Sars Strengthened Singapore
Rebellion Strengthened Our Bonds
BAND OF BROTHERS
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/08/04 12:47 PM
09/08/04
oh, by e way, i'm JSFC no. 12
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/08/04 2:12 AM
09/08/04
I sure get v. high marks for e.lit... cos the rebellion is starting... and guess wad... i wld be part of it...
10 peeps... i think onli 7 were there... i wasnt there, medical appointment.. the PLC scouts rebelled... GOOD JOB!! WOOHOO!!! YEAH!!
er hm... i trying v. hard to be solemn.. budden.. too happi liaoz lah... omost coughed myself dead hearing the news... haha.. but was happy cough, not sad cough..
when i joined plc, onli sec 2 mah, i tot will be left out one.. budden no! in fact, i got better treatment! =P haha... then they v. good to me larhz... although i kindda far from them cos i plae bball but not soccer... budden we still get along quite well.. and i totally support the rebellion...
i may be the onli sec 2 in plc, but i will not be the loser boxer... i will not juz stay there and go i will work harder.. i will work harder... then cry when i tink i kill someone... cos i m here to kill...
they went overboard.. now WE throw them overboard...
for more information.. refer to khoo's blog.. hehe...
I WILL NOT BE BOXER
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/08/04 2:11 AM
06/08/04
blech.. so sick now.. been sick since mondae.. had a fever which stayed for 2-3 days.. now its gone (i hope) but still having dizzy spells ocassionally.. the cough.. terrible.. and now, i am starting to get a sorethroat and a running nose... blech.. *coughs*
probably seeing a doctor later on... haiz.. dunno wad happen to my body.. feel so tired and energyless lately.. couldnt scream at the national day celebration earlier on.. and after the celebration.. i coughed so hard and so long (more than one minute) continuously, tears actually came from my eyes.. zhipeng was asking me if i was fine.. then i juz hid from his view and said i ok.. seems so gay siaz.. i tink i realli need plenty of rest..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/08/04 12:53 PM
31/07/04
yesterdae was a fun dae.. scouts and guides went to sentosa to play the amazing race... mine was grp 10.. den leaders were yanfong and hejialing.. then e scouts in my grp.. theres hwee ee?? yi? ah... that patrol one guy, but not sampson.. then theres chia hoe.. then guess wad... we got 1st place!! hehe..
then napfa... my god.. guess wad!!! AH!!!! I SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, i failed.....
haiz... but then at least my timing improve again.. i run two more times, i can pass liaoz... damn it, still cant plae basketball wif the rest of the class.. then pengyi pass liaoz lor!!! GRR!! left me and that mucus dripping, colouroftheday showing, nose digging.. i tink u get who it is.... AHH!!! IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE!!
my timing was 17, 16... now 15... hehehe... maybe on mondae i run, i will finally get 14... then 13... then it wld be bye bye to xiao han... =P
Summary...
i played amazing race at sentosa. my group won. i failed my 2.4. pengyi passed. i have to run during pe lessons. xiaohan sux.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
31/07/04 11:37 PM
28/07/04
this crown is mine! ... oops!
don't go breaking my heart! xD
please don't go to rachael's blog! copyright!=p
ella enchanted rawks! though the last part is soo... anti-climax.
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
28/07/04 1:57 PM
27/07/04
read if u haf the time.. quite long siaz..
todae was a pretty boring dae.. budden i noticed mr keith teo and mr chng, both look v. sad todae lehz... everytime we greet mr chng, he will smile.. budden this time, he onli grin slightly... then he tok to us like no energy liddat... then mr teo, the teacher who rox(he is alot of fun! he doesnt mind toking to u boutz other stuff as long as u listen when he toks).. he lost his voice.. then he oso v. disappointed cos our math test quite badly done.. i realli felt mr teo realli sincerely wanted us to do well.. i tink he feels he doesnt teach well enuff... i admit, last time he teach quite bad... budden ever since he became our co-form-cum-pe-teacher-cum-health-ed-teacher-cum-math-teacher-cum-s2-teacher.. his teaching got improve lor... budden i tink is cos he not strict enuff... MR TEO!! SORRI!!
ok.. now scouts.. haha.. todae onli evaluation and flag painting... haha.. then everyone kept AP-ing, damn farnie.. then it was lyk ICs had to get feedback.. then LIP was lyk: ok, my turn.. my game veri good rite.. yes, i noe.. ok, next..
then everyone start luffing... harharharz... lolx... i went crazy.. oso... peng did something damn farnie during june camp, then he did it again todae.. HARHARHAR!!! i cant sae wad.. if u want to noe.. ask other peeps.. hehe..
then after scouts.. i stayed to plae bball wif yixuan, junyang, eugene, weihan and weichang.. then i proud to sae i got score 2 3-pointers... hahahaha... then got once, junyang threw the ball to yixuan, then dunno wad happen, yixuan raised his hand to grab it, budden instead he knock it down and hit his own head.. ARHARHARHARHARHAR!!! i burst luffing then i started rolling on the grnd, ok, not rolling, but i started lying on the ground luffing... then weihan, eugene, junyang and weichang oso got alot of times spastic.. weihan kept luffing, dunno why.. weichang, pro, but he sometimes oso owaes luff luff luff.. then eugene, he see others luff, he cant stop luffing too.. then junyang, oh my, he is damn pro.. he lan ban quite good siaz... budden he oso luff.. then he luff others will follow.. harharharz..
i tink is cos i influenced by jj and sinee.. now i will luff out loud one!! budden, i can still control a little lar.. hehe.. HARHARHARHARHAR!! oops... grr... sinee! JJ!!
hehe.. jk jk.. but i do luff out loud now.. =P
summary of my day... ... ...
My teachers seemed sad. CCA was lag, but fun. I played basketball with spastic people. I turned spastic after being wif Spastic Sinee and Joke-y Jj.
b4 i end.. something v. important...
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HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
27/07/04 12:58 PM
25/07/04
haha, yesterdae got yuanching campfire.. then went early in the morning for napfa intervention b4 going to help build gateway for them.. then after finishing.. went to plae lan.. then went campfire.. aiyar... i pia lor... enthu siaz... along with some other peeps. but guess wad.. we didnt get best supporting.. then i threw my shoe on the ground.. haha.. short distance onli lar. =P
but quite disappointed.. nvr mind.. nxt time...
hehe.. scouts getting funner and funner liaoz.. sometimes.. admit lar, we a little lag.. budden, it is still fun! hehe...
oh yar... b4 we go yuanching, it was raining, so we stae behind to do some footdrill.. then jieli tot us a new command.. aiyar.. where u march on the spot.. then i kept wanting to luff but didnt.. cos peng beside me, his leg move up, his head oso move in front.. harhar.. then chiahoe oso like want to luff want to luff liddat, although i dunno why.. then qingsheng oso ap around.. harhar har..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
25/07/04 1:11 AM
10/07/04
Wah lau.. this is one of the toughest.. yet best times i ever had in scouts. bcos it was another time i confirmed myself i am in the right cca.. COOL!
dun wanna go into details, in case people involved dun want others to noe.. budden.. it was like.. we would stand up for each other, we would save each other.. and we would endure and take by our stride our anger and bo3 song4 so that others dun get pumped.. i seriously fet so touched.. cos.. we ARE brothers.. i would love it if ani one of those scout seniors were my brother!
harharz.. budden i got scolded.. hehe.. not realli scolded larhz.. budden my Assistant Scout Leader told me that i not serious enuff during footdrill, like want to luff want to luff liddat.. although it was supposed to be tough training-cum-torture.. hehe.. i guess i juz simply influenced by rachael and sinee and jj and wanling liaoz.. harharz..
I LOVE SCOUTS!!
SCOUTS ROX!
and i tell u all a secret.. budden dun tell others...
SCOUTS ROX!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/07/04 1:39 PM
09/07/04
arhaha.. yes yes.. dun worri.. this is not a put-on smile.. not a "gek" one.. is a real one.. =)
all thnx to spastic sinee.. wacky wanling.. round rachael.. erm.. mummy melissa?? harhar.. ai yar.. thnx to sinee, wanling, rachael and mel lar.. these few peeps realli did cheer me up larhz.. den i luffed! I DID! I LUFFED! haha.. surprise surprise..
at first my dae was going as bad as owaes.. then x-h scared he no group so go tell culture teacher to randomly choose group. .make until he haf 33 enemies.. grr.. i was pretty angry.. budden at least still got jj and kn in the group larhz.. =)
then later i started feeling better wif sinee's laughter when i said.. MINI-ME! want to noe the joke? ask her.. although she may juz burst out luffing b4 completing it.. =P
then oso had a fun time wif scouts.. harharz.. all v. gao xiao.. like when mr. khoo.. he kena SC!! harharz.. then jieli.. after his remedial i think.. he turn up.. then khoo sit on the parade square floor look up to 2nd floor where jieli was. .then started chanting.. PowerHungry! harharz.. budden i dun tink jieli minds larhz.. cos we onli joking boutz it larhz.. hahaz..
since i m in such a gd mood.. i gif u all some crap..
Ways To Know You Are Tricked
[1] When the person says something and starts luffing for no reason.. (unless the person is wl, sinee, rach or jj.. it shld proof workable)
[2] When someone gives you Slim10 and tells you its chewing gum and definitely safe
[3] But if you want to earn quick money.. juz consume the so-called "chewing-gum", kena cut off liver.. then get some money through law
[4] When you sell Slim10 and the person eats it although she knows she should ask more about it (she wants quick money siaz)
[5] When the person you are talking to keeps saying he is not lying. really. true. honest.
[6] When you are reading off information on ways to know you are tricked from ebloggy.com/luv_striken...
harharz.. i running our of crap liaoz.. need to gif me sometime to recuperate.. gif me comments lehz..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/07/04 1:36 PM
07/07/04
a book can have a nice cover
but a bad story
a cup can have a nice design
but disgusting content
an apple can be red
but rotten
i can wear a smile
but sad
i dun even noe wad i'm feeling
i'm trying so hard to feel unstressed
that i dun even noe what i actually am feeling
deborah.. frenz.. family.. i cant take it animore.. i gonna call kn and load her wif everything.. then tml i share it wif a few more frenz..
i dun wanna explode
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/07/04 2:29 PM
04/07/04
ai yor.. i scared scared liaoz.. sinee left a comment and sae that she shld make me luff more.. then i will bcome like her.. very cheerful... then i think i better be more cheerful b4 i realli bcome lke her.. =X .. jkjk..
had quite a gd time yesterdae night.. chatting wif quite some peeps.. and SMS-ing.. then i had a few contributions for rach for class motto.. "inherit the funkiness"... then later we decided on "taste the funkiness"... then gonna ask e class on tuesdae.. find both pretty cool.. i feel like a proud potato.. =P
some crap for u peeps.. on ways to tell if u r a witch..
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A WITCH
You are a witch....
[1] If one day you decide to tap your ez-link card on the broom
[2] If you start reading Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter books at 3
[3] If your nose is crooked... (ehz.. does that mean mj is a witch?)
[4] If you luff the whole dae evily... (ehz.. sinee & JJ... hm...)
[5] If you find yourself staring in the crystal ball instead of watching Double Happiness at 7pm
[6] If you find yourself cursing the children in A Child's Hope
NOW YOU NOE! U R A WITCH! SO HOW DOES A WITCH LIVE IN SINGAPORE??
[1] When you alight from your broom, also need to tap ez-link card
[2] If you speed on the broom, your photo will be taken
[3] Cannot bring wand around, dangerous object
[4] U better learn the Lumos spell, if not later blackout no light
[5] Government would want you to be an independent witch-erpreneur
[6] Cannot eat eye of newt and wing of bat.. if not high cholestrol kena taf-club
[7] DUN GO NEAR SINEE, WANLING, RACHAEL, MELISSA, GRACE OR JUNJIE!! THEY WILL LUFF U TO DEATH!!
ok.. now witches.. if you have comments on other craps you would like to see.. please leave in comments...
thatz all from luv_striken co. pte. ltd! i got to go swallow some slim-10! BYE!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
04/07/04 3:06 AM
03/07/04
these few daez.. feeling pretty stressed out.. but i finally let it all out.. confided in a few of my best frenz.. rachael.. and junjie.. and wanling.. trust them alot.. i was just stressed out by everything and anithing at that moment.. yesterdae.. fridae.. cos everything struck me at once.. two of my frenz i hang out wif had a small quarrel.. then after that grouping for math groups had a little problem.. then i was told that project wld cost 20% of math.. wtf.. it means that if ur designing not good then will fail ur maths.. WAD THE FUCK!.. oops.. too vulgar.. then after that.. i went to run wif mel.. i onli run alittle then stop and tok wif rach liaoz.. =P .. then that was when i juz let everything out.. very very stressed out.. juz couldnt act optimistic animore at that time... but now that everything is out.. i feel a whole lot much better...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/07/04 2:05 AM
30/06/04
aiyorz.. my life damn BORING these few daez.. so i haf nothing much to write here.. budden hor.. i read 8 Days, the last page. V. FARNIE!!! I LUFF TILL I GO CRAZY!!!
I decided to type out for u peeps.. but i must state that all these come from eight daes: the last page, from talkingcock.com and Colin Goh.
What If Harry Potter Lived In Singapore?
[1]Must buy COE for broom
[2]Also, after parking broom, must put coupon
[3]SingTel haf to haf owl-delivered messages in their mobile plans.
[4]Hagrid kena put in TAF Club
[5]Must go NS at 18
[6]He can stay in a room, cos under staircase for filipino maid
[7]Encouraged to marry Hermione faster and have three kids by 30
[8]Encouraged to not be a wizard but a wizapreneur
[9]Quidditch Cup become olympic event
[10]Singapore Pools start collecting bets for the quidditch cup
harharz.. got some more.. budden i picked out the more farnie ones.. cos my mother's other son wanna use com.. harharz.. byez!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
30/06/04 11:28 AM
29/06/04
Best.
Wadz So Good About Being The Best?
Because You Get That One Minute Of Fame?
Because People Find You Smart For A Minute?
It Sucks.
That One Minute Of Fame Isn't Worth It.
Best.
When You Do Something Right,
They Sae Itz Expected.
When You Do Something Wrong,
They Blame You For Not Doing Up To Standard.
When You Complete A Task,
And Ask For Something,
They Refuse To Award You.
Itz Expected.
When You Aint The Best,
A Small Improvement,
Wins A Huge Reward.
A Huge Mistake,
Deserves A Light Blame
Because They Cant Expect Much.
So Why Do People Want To Be The Best?
U:N:C:E:R:T:A:I:N:T:Y
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
29/06/04 1:47 PM
24/06/04
hiz.. haf a new layout liaoz.. previous one pretty plain.. this one.. so on blogskins.. pretty nice and simple.. hehex.. i juz too bad at html to make a nice layout.. but hu cares? not me.. =P by e wae, i oso dunno y e previous entries gone liaoz lehz.. but never mind.. hu cares? not me.. =P
yesterdae, wednesdae, 23/6.. i went jieli's house to plae mahjong.. along wif mingxuan and wilson.. then jieli do homework.. then wilson and mingxuan and i plae cards till 6pm(jieli book at 6pm).. then played that dai di? tai ti? aiyar.. that game where spades 2 is the largest in value larhz.. then i kept winning.. $3.. until at the end, wilson won away my $2.. so i onli win $1 in the end.. boo.. then mingxuan.. i think we plae boutz 8 rounds? mingxuan never even win one -.-<-- rachael face..
then plae blackjack.. wilson banker.. then i kept winning too =P so they decided i shld be banker.. then i kept losing.. =D <-- sinee face
then finally.. 6pm.. went to plae mahjong.. till 10+.. then i actualyl win alot one.. then after changing seats.. i onli won once.. =( budden i still gain by 50cents in the end... then mingxuan in the end won by i think 3 to 4 dollars! wilson lost a few cents.. budden jieli.. ehz.. he didnt quite win alot..
oh.. to that bitchy slutty "guest" hu keeps writing in grace's blog.. shut the hell up.. i think u haf nothing better to do.. seems that wae at least.. hey, but hu cares.. all that she is saeing is so.. FAKE.. and are not going to happen.. she definitely cant get her bf.. DEFINITELY
cRaP
Names Never To Give To Your Kids
+Frodo
Why?
-4 back words spell "odor"
-FRODO IS A HOBBIT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
-rings are expensive..$$
+Loh Ti Gong
Why?
-BreadTalk? lohti=bread.. gong=talk.. hokkien
+Harry Potter
Why?
-Careful later ur child got Hairy Bottom then u noe..
-Crazy arh? hu want to call his child a pot?
+Arnold Schwarzenegger
Why?
-the wales all those crap exam where u shade ur name.. ur child will spend half of the exam duration shading his name..
-dun even noe got enuff bubble to shade nortz
-it would take ur child 5 years to memorize how to spell his name
+Loh Wei Zong
Why?
-bcos it is such a good name, onli someone clever, smart, wacky, goodlooking, handsome, cute, adorable, in love, manly, funny, cool, fun, positive, likeable and talented can haf that name
-cos someone likes that guy! later she go like u how? =P
+Pee Poo Poo
Why?
-Need i sae why?
**Remember to leave comments on other topics of cRaP u would like to see..
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
24/06/04 11:35 AM
22/06/04
todae got plc meeting.. camp evaluation siaz.. sounds sianz? tuesdae morning.. wake up.. go library at 1pm.. discuss boutz e camp. . . wld be sianz.. but turned out to be quite farnie..
we tired of waiting.. so mingxuan, wilson, jieli, xavier, edmund and i went up the escalator to look for a spot first.. then later we saw qing sheng a.k.a mr khoo downstairs.. then siaoz.. in e library, edmund shouted from 2nd/3rd floor to khoo.. warh! then everyone look up at us.. -.-
then later on.. it was casper's turn.. he came late.. so he called jieli's hp.. then found out we on 4th floor...
budden when he came up.. we purposely sit closer circle, then put all our heads down.. then he realli never see us! then he juz continue walking siaz.. 2nd round then he saw xavier's face.. then he came then he gif the du diao look.. '_'
some crap 4 u...
Mushy Stuff
++i haf "hrt".. i can add "ea" to get "heart"... or "u" to get "hurt".. i rather get "hurt".. bcos i cant haf a "heart" without "U"..
++guy: r u tired?
>>gal: no. y?
++guy: u've been running around my mind...
++i dun like u, i love u.. i wouldnt cry when u leave.. i'd die
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
22/06/04 2:11 PM
19/06/04
harharz. . long time no crap! so here is a little something i made up for u guyz..
wayz to kill ur teachers without being known
1) Buy her some slim10 pills
2) After she eats those slim10 pills, ensure her husband has got no liver
3) so give her husband slim10 pills too
4) take her out of the water... if ur teacher is a goldfish
5) go shoot her while she is sleeping in her hideout
6) hijack a plane to go knockdown the school
6) stuff her wif ba4 zhang3 so that she grows fat and can no longer walk
7) then set a bomb in the school and see wear she can run
8) or u could juz place a bomb in the ba4 zhang3... make a bigger ba zhang if e bomb doesnt fit inside.. dun worry.. she'll be so fat and big.. every thing seems smaller and of e same size!
9) now that her density is so heavy.. dump her inside e water.. so that when she explodes, e water will squirt up and u can have a pool party..
10) poke her wif jackie chan's nose
11) make her sit next to ms EGG on a rooftop.. she would haf no space to sit and would so fall
12) wadz more, e roof cant withstand ms EGG's weight.. she'll fall to her death too!
13) now that the EGGshell is cracked.. go feed e teachers.. EGG high in cholestrol siaz...
14) if e pe dept doesnt fall for it, then juz pierce them wif e eggshells
15) if all of e above dun work, then i would suggest u juz go for normal skool and stop daydreaming boutz killing ur teacher
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/06/04 11:36 AM
16/06/04
haiz.. feeling pretty down these few daez.. mum promised me a gamecube and pokemon coliseum for my birthday.. and that she would buy it for me when i return from camp.. but juz yesterdae.. 15/6.. she told me dat she wun buy it liaoz.. and told me to juz go find it from the internet... haiz.. pretty disappointed.. but i expected it.. it isnt the first time..
oso.. someone has been having this weird feeling i once had.. this feeling of loneliness.. being scared.. for no apparent reason.. not noeing wad u're scared of.. haiz.. hope that someone feels better soon..
My World Needs Some Serious Lighting Up
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
16/06/04 2:39 AM
12/06/04
finally! all camps are over.. but now comes the elit plae... haiz...
the camp.. was pretty ok.. except for the drills.. v.bad.. cannot wake up.. hehe.. budden still ok.. i got fall out once.. while commando crawling.. cos my 2 legs suddenly cramp... tsk tsk tsk.. den was pretty angry lehz.. cos ASL edwin.. he accused me of faking the cramp cos i was stretching the wrong part to stop the pain.. WARH! i was damn angry.. i tink i APed him a little.. budden he never pump me =P
warh.. then over-all for e camp, patrol one won the best patrol prize.. which is a movie ticket each.. then wif that ticket, they can juz watch any movie they want, once larh! then each patrol's best member was chosen.. they each got a ticket too.. terence, peng, ivan, eugene.. harhz.. then they presented a ticket to jieli, then xavier said.. this ticket for jie li would entitle him to free popcorn and drink.. lol.. everyone LOL.. then jieli oso had the STUNNED look.. 0_o
den during e camp.. sinee saw me.. then she said happy belated b'dae... oh my.. i knew i was dead.. scout birthday.. sure die.. but in the end.. i told them that my bdae was in may.. and that sinee juz jokingz... lolz.. so i was saved siaz.. hehe.. budden it was nice to see sinee.. cos morale damn low.. then she came along wif that sinee look.. harharz.. and she's e third person to wish me happi bdae.. conan and pengyi smsed me frm china... wanna guess who's FIRST?
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
12/06/04 10:09 AM
07/06/04
haiz... finally return from PLTC.. Patrol Leaders Training Course... feel happy yet sad.. cos gonna go for rv scouts camp on 10th of june liaoz...
PLTC was pretty lag leh.. whole camp, i total pump onli 20 times.. lag rite? but running, quite alot larhz.. budden all is short distance, not like 2.4km.. so surprisingly, i had no difficulty as well..
then when we got there, we were told that we sleep in schools, but activities as patrols. these patrols are made up of members from different schools.. my patrol was patrol 21.. Dolphin.. and i was chosen to be pl of Dolphin from second day afternoon onwards.. and guess wad.. my patrol won the best patrol award for sub-camp 3! harharz. .
budden oso got quite tough times.. like 1st nite.. woken up at 2+ am.. fire drill.. till 3+, 4+ then can go back to sleep... haiyoh... then second nite.. slept at 12+, 1+.. bcos they wanted an inspection, a layout in our patrols, then keep on cannot meet time limit.. pretty darn tired.. then pl, when ur members dun do good job, u kena punish.. so there was this time.. 1/2 the PLs were made to continuously do jumping jack until the other 1/2 of the PLs complete running from a wall, to a pillar X5.. we did up to 80 counts of 4 lorh! siaoz.. budden once we could sleep, i would owaes look at the moon first.. bcos i would be looking at the same moon as SOMEONE..
hehe.. once again.. muz get readi for the tight schedule coming up..
8th June: Patrol Flag Making + FireWood Picking
9th June: Camp Preparation + Campfire
10th-12th June: RV Annual June Camp
after these dayz.. i will finally be able to sleep at ten again!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/06/04 9:10 AM
04/06/04
haiz... came back from e jamboree yesterdae.. 3rd june... har harz... tell u lotz boutz it...
29th may: the place sux. toilet sux. insects sux. leaders sux.
30th may: getting used to campsite and insects. but uinable to stand the toilet and disgusting food.
31st may: lol.. i did the bigger business.. couldnt stand it liaoz.. haiz...
1st june: YEAH! finally.. could go sightseeing and shopping... so happy.. could finally leave the campsite..
2nd june: last day.. could go shopping from 8 to around 4+.. quite cool... things there.. a few quite ex.. a few.. hell cheap...
3rd june: got home.. woke up at 4am to pack up.. but bus came at onli around 8 or 9... then after i reached s'pore.. went to je wif cephas, yanfong, bryan, mao, junyang, edmund tay, ping lin, yar.. think thatz all.. then later went home.. bathe.. then went to talentime.. was ok.. budden the pa was so soft i realli couldnt hear the contestants sing
4th june: todae.. went for a student leaders workshop.. WITS... then learnt quite alot.. budden a little boring larhz.. budden got to noe a few peeps.. like yirene, yiwen, anna.. e rest.. dun remember their names.. but all of them were wondeful and fun to haf around... then we had quite some fun there =P
would be leaving for PLTC(patrol leader training camp) liaoz, leaving tomolo, 5th june.. till 7th june... so dun miss me peeps... onli 3 daez... harhar... 8th june my bdae arh! i expect to see some bdae presents when i return =P.. hehe.. juz joking larhz!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
04/06/04 12:09 PM
26/05/04
haiz.. finally, i miss my com... although onli one dae never use...
juz got home from skool.. was painting a flag for teambuilding dae... i think it looks... OK lar... some people said our papaya looked like peanut, like lips, like i dun want to remember wad.. budden ms cheang said it looked like a papaya... = )
ai yar... my mum dun allow me go talentime.. worried boutz my health... ever since i suffered from gastric during month of april, my mum bcome even more protective of me liaoz... haiz.. budden is cos i got lots of activities lar...
28th May=Team Building Day
29th May-3rd June=Scouts Malacca Jamboree
4th June=some course ms wan sign me up for+class outing
5th June-7th June=Scouts PLTC Camp
8th June=bdae =)
9th June=Campfire
10th June-12th June=RV Scouts Annual June Camp
warh lau... a little regret signing up for jamboree.. e rest, still ok... budden was a little guilty when my mum asked me: i noe the camps are fun, but do u haf the ability to stay on arnot? haiz... forgot that while i was having fun, my family was worrying...
dese few daez, a little moody... cos v.tiring.. lotz to do+prepare... budden everytime i see a certain COLOUR my world gets all better, and i feel like i'm the most fortunate guy in the world...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
26/05/04 11:17 AM
22/05/04
i would like to sae sorri to someone.. was speaking.. without thinking todae... during e kite building... said some stuff which i shouldnt... jia youx... HEAL ur wings
i fell
i saw her flying wif someone else
again and again.. it hurt
but i didnt mind falling
cos i saw her flying
now, i am up there wif her
flying
wif her
u can do it too
u fell
but u can fly again
when u do
drop by and visit
i'll be waiting
cos i know u can fly
so work hard
spread ur wings
fly
peeps may fall while flying
peeps can fly after falling
but they wun fly
if they dun try
so spread ur wings
fly
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
22/05/04 11:49 AM
20/05/04
PUBLIC THANKS
public thanks to good pal, sinee. she help me chu1 kou3 qi4... she scolded someone hu said, wei zong, wo ying ni... although i dun remember who it was hu said that.. but sinee, THANKS!!
arh har... been getting to noe mani peeps alot better these few daes... some peeps haf proved to be v. gd frenz... sinee, wanling, edmund, zhipeng.. and i even was wif yang yan and stephanie when they practise for the emcee thingy... yes, stephanie.. we agreed to let bygones be bygonees... *chim* ... arh har... unbelievable, same thing happened wif me and shenchen.. owaes quarrel liaoz den patch up one...
haiz... gonna be 2.4 km run liaoz... i now typing while watching american idol, thursday 10pm... budden u probably see this on fridae.. but... wish me good luck!
crap? missing crap from me?? hehe.. here comes some...
tips on passing 2.4km...
to pass your 2.4km, u get to the reservior, and now, this is tricky. listen carefully. you carry your right leg forward... no, a little more forward... er... ah... YES! ok... now, bring your left leg forward, even more ahead than your right leg. easy? juz do this for another 2.4km in under a limited amount of time and u will complete your 2.4 km run.
for more information, please call:
i-completed-my-2-4-km-run-in-2-4-mins-cos-i-tot-2-4-means-2-4-mins-and-now-i-am-despo-cos-i-oso-ran-at-1-7-mins-and-i-despoly-need-to-pass-so-i-am-calling-this-number-to-let-you-know
if u r unable to complete calling the number b4 u decide to juz run your 2.4km... then you might want to email to the following email add:
i-completed-my-2-4-km-run-in-2-4-mins-cos-i-tot-2-4-means-2-4-mins-and-now-i-am-despo-cos-i-oso-ran-at-1-7-mins-and-i-despoly-need-to-pass-so-i-am-calling-this-number-to-let-you-know@hotmail.com
if u r unable to complete emailing to the address, consider refering to previous posts on how to drown yourself or how to jump off a building. they'll be helpful when u fail ur 2.4
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
20/05/04 2:34 PM
19/05/04
PUBLIC APOLOGY!!
saeing sorri to stephanie from 2A. i noe, we kindda mean to u at JEC.. i apologise sincerely on behalf of the other 2F peeps... if u dun accept my apology, fine.
for those who posted at her BLOG about me wanting to start a fight, dun tok rot when u dunno the actual situation.
stephanie once said that the 2F peeps a little crazy, keep on luffing at things which are not farnie. she started the quarrel, not us. if she had not said that about my class, neither would i haf said things about u. so for those hu think that i am the bad guy here, cummon lar, noe the story first...
stephanie, hope u would accept the apology, although u owe us one too, we wudden mind if u dun accept our apology and decide not to be frenz. all i am trying to sae is, we didnt start it, but we are willing to end it.
dun dampen spirit siaz.. my blog supposed to be fun!!
tues, scouts, finally back to be wif sec 2s... hehe... finally! zp and i were chosen to be captains, and to choose our members for pioneering. i got bryan, mao, weihan, peng, agent... if onli agent would move over and let junyang come over... sorri junyang... then edmund keep saeing that we r e most zai... budden in the end we never complete our structure, lose to zhiping, kendtuck, boonsiang, yixuan, junyang.. hehe... then pump more den 60 times...
AND I FAILED MY 2.4KM RUN!! ARH!!!!! GRR!!!!!! ARH!!!!
hehe.. but i fine liaoz.. so many peeps worried boutz me.. i m fine larh... dun mind failing actually, at least i do better than the first time i ran rite? =P so, edmund, conan, grace, wanling, mel, rach... DUN WORRI!! I M FINE!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
19/05/04 10:33 AM
12/05/04
juz a little something for the Survivor Fans like me... there is going to be a Survivor 9, and according to host Jeff Probst, they are recruiting peeps for Survivor 10 (he said during the Survivor: All Stars Reunion)... Saw on internet that Survivor 9 would be held in Antartica?! dunno how real dat is... but juz to share... oh, and oso heard that Survivor 10 would be the last season ... =(
5 ways to insult your teacher:
(1) Telling your english teacher that his/her english reminds you of your grandmother... and she doesnt speak english
(2) Telling ur teacher he/she leads like a LRT driver leads the train... and there is no driver for LRT
(3) Telling ur teacher that u hope he/she would be ur parent... cos ur parent is dead
(4) Telling ur PE teacher ur grandpa runs faster than him/her... and ur grandpa is crippled
(5) Telling ur music teacher he/she is an inspiration to u, juz like william hung
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
12/05/04 1:06 PM
11/05/04
ok... firstly, juz wanted to let u peeps noe.. the tribe which doesnt like the other guy... well, they arent as bad... i guess i need to make that clear.. they are good peeps as well... both of them are...
anywae... todae hell freaky... alot of weird going-ons...
e.g. wl and sinee, they were in the music room with kn and viv and sc. wl and sinee heard this ding sound.. then they look at each other... but then the others had no reaction!!
then at JE interchange... this old man stared at one of the gals... then he smiled.... then they ignored and continue walking.. then the old man started walking towards them!! they ran off... but on the way home.. they saw him again.. but this time.. jj was there to protect...
then at JEC... there are these shops, then in between got all this movie advertisements... then there was this lady, in a green blouse and black skirt.... walking around in circles.... dragging her feet.. walking very slowly... joycelyn told us that the lady has been walking around the same area for the past two days in the same clothings... freaky??? then we went play photohunt.. then when we were gonna go home.. we went to check if she was still there...and she was!! still in the same direction!!
hehe.. now... some things u guyz might not haf known boutz Survivor
(1) the winner of Survivor: All-Stars is Amber Brkich, from Survivor Australia. She was actually a substitute for Elizabeth from Survivor: Australia, who declined the offer to play Survivor again. Substitute winning all-stars... hm...
(2) Jenna L., 3rd in Survivr: All-Stars, was from Survivor: Borneo/Pulau Tiga ... she was also a substitute, but for Colleen from Survivor: Borneo/Pulau Tiga. Substitute in third...
(3) Rudy is the oldest player ever in Survivor history. He said that he would play the game again if he had the chance...
(4) Shii Ann, 6th place, and Boston Rob, 2nd place, were the only All-Stars who did not survive to the merge during their seperate seasons Thailand and Marquesas respectively...
(5) There has been rumour that this season of survivor was all a show. beri drama siaz... e.g. final 7... Shii Ann against the other 6... she won immunity and forced them to vote out one person among themselves... possible? Sue HAwk, she left the game, stating that her modesty was outraged by Richard... hm... giving up a million dollars juz like dat?? Rob and Amber could haf been out a long time ago, everyone saw them as threats and there were many times where they were outnumbered... but they got into the final two... possible? you decide...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
11/05/04 9:58 AM
10/05/04
How to make ur eyes smaller... By luv_striken pte. ltd.
(1) Contract it by putting it in ur fridge
(2) Stop getting ur pupils to GEL~~ together
(3) Dun whack ur kids
(4) Wear Black (hm... it makes something else small as well)
(5) Close your eyes lar stupid...
(6) Since your eyes are closed, hehe, i can scold u like siaoz.. U IDIOT!! U STILL OWE ME $10 LARH U IDIOT! WAH LAU! AP LOR! O$P$!! OWE MONEY PAY MONEY!! WAH LAU... U LOOK LIKE PIG LIKE DAT, DATZ WHY OWAES COME MY BLOG IZZIT?! COS U WANT TO SEE UR GALFREN/BOYFREN AT MY WALLPAPER IZZIT?! WANT THEM TO BRING U GO PIG-NIC IZZIT?! DREAM ON LAR!! DEB****-AT-HE***?! MORE LIKE DEB****-AT-BUTT!!
ok... cough cough... now dat the crap is over... time for some serious stuff. dun sae hu lar... cos wanna keep their identities secret...
ok... there's this hated person in class... i tink u all shld noe hu... haiz... been beri diff. for me... 2 gangs of frenz, one gang hates him, the other gang, they like hanging out wif him... serious, if u ask me, i am neutral. he has been pretty irritating at times, but i find him a gd fren, although sometimes i like a little bo song... but i dun mind sometimes... cos he can provide quite some amusement at times... =P then the gang of frenz hu hang out wif him.. haha.. they all very "spastic" and "sampat"... haha... i like hanging out wif them the best... although most of them are galz...
but the gang which hates him, used to be my original tribe... wif all my frenz i met at the start of sec 1... but one of them hates him so much, he doesnt want to even let him copy his work, or even go his house anymore, like we used to.
i was seriously pissed off earlier on, when that guy asked me:"You can choose either him, or us."
damn u lor... ask me dis kind of ques.. war lau... peeps shld noe dat i hate this kind of peeps.. the i-dun-fren-u-if-u-fren-him kind of peeps... i haf a free choice of frenz... and if u all not happi cos i hang out wif him, too bad... u juz lost urself a fren...
~u hate me cos i fren him... it is actually i who hate you for not friending him... putting me in a tight spot...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
10/05/04 5:07 AM
09/05/04
Steps To Slimming Down
~After eating a chocolate bar, drink a can of diet coke. they cancel each other out.
~Learn how to extract oil
~Jump into a pool. Oil, having a lower density would naturally float to the top of the pool.
~Go join Survivor
~Give me all your food and money
~Set yourself on fire, it will burn all your fats
~Look at the egg's (i never sae wad that is) face, u will puke out all that you've eaten in the past 7 daes..
**Try the following at your own risk. luv_striken pte. ltd. will NOT be held responsible for any loss of arms, legs, or any other part of the body. We shall also not be responsible for any cuts, burns, deaths, or any other sorts of harm to the human body.
***If the following do not work, but u realli very badly need to get slim, i suggest you go take Slim 10. it will work. honest. trust me. i not lying. serious. i m reliable. honest.
!!Thanks to Sin Ee for giving the suggestion for this topic. Please give more suggestions for craps!!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
09/05/04 10:52 AM
08/05/04
watched the movie 50 First Dates... hehe... touching siaz... but farnie at the same time.. found it to haf a wonderful plot... quite nice... i liked it...
yar.. sum more crap for u peeps..
luv_striken teach english...
meatloaf...
"The person reading this blog is a MEATLOAF!"
granny...
"My GRANNY looks better than you!"
contracted...
"Your brain has CONTRACTED!"
pretty...
"You are PRETTY ugly!"
blue...
"I am going to paint you BLUE!"
Before I end this blog... i am proud to announce that the response to sign up with luv_striken pte. ltd. was overwhelming. all available seats have been taken. if you are desperately looking for a job, please look elsewhere.
ok ok, serious... give comments on topics of crap u wanna see... byezz...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
08/05/04 8:37 AM
08/05/04
Opening Of The New Company... luv_striken pte. ltd.
Rules and regulations implemented to raise efficiency of our organisation:
1) Please be advised to wear Men's Nivea Perfume and for gals, your Gucci Bag and Stilettos to give us the impression that you know how to earn money. But for following weeks, it only suggests to us that you do not need a raise. If you wear patched clothing, it only suggests to us that you need to learn to manage money better so that you can buy nice clothes, so you do not need a raise. If your wear in the middle clothings, it only suggests that you are right where you should be and therefore do not need a raise.
2) Each worker is given 104 personal days. These are better known as Saturday and Sunday.
3) If you are as skinny as Levon, you are only given 5 minutes lunch break bcos u dun eat much
If you are around the middle like melissa, you are given 5 minutes lunch break bcos you probably would want to keep that figure of yours
If you are as big sized as Xiao Han, you are given 5 minutes lunch break to swallow a Slim Ten pill
4) we do not accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. u can go doctor, u can come work.
5) Restroom breaks. Each person is limited to 2 visits a day, each visit only 3 minutes. At two minutes, an bell would ring to warn you. At 3 minutes (or mayb 2.5), an alarm would ring, the toilet paper would catch fire, the door would open and a picture will be taken. This picture will then be posted on the company website as well as the company bulletin board in the office.
Thank You for your loyalty to the company. we are aiming to provide a positive working environment. so all negative questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere as they will not be entertained here in our company. thank you once again.
~~Adapted From 8 Days, the last page
Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
08/05/04 3:08 AM
07/05/04
whys...
(1) Why don't the survivors in Survivor All Stars just dig a hole, bury their tribemates, and claim the million dollars?
(2) Why are there no more articles on Michael Jackson?
(3)
(4) Why is there nothing typed in (3)?
(5) Why isn't my question in (4) answered?
(6) Why are the American Idols so much more liked than people like Gareth Gates? (no offence)
(7) Why are you still not answering my question in (4)?
(8) Why are there lesser and lesser good and nice movies?
(9) Why are you reading my blog?
(10) Why am I writing this blog in the first place?!
more crap!
Actual: Lord Of The Rings
Find ring, use it, kill bad guy
S'Pore: Lord Of The Bengs
ah bengs find handphone, use it, call for prostitute
Actual: The Eye 2
Pregnant lady, almost die, can see ghost
S'pore: The Eye 3
drunk man, got to geylang, saw "ghosts"
Actual: Turn Left, Turn Right
two people, alwaes miss each other, finally meet each other
S'Pore: Swerve Left, Swerve Right
s'poreans, alwaes get in traffic jam, finally met with accident
Actual: Finding Nemo
clownfish, nemo, got lost, father searches for him
S'Pore: Finding Luo Han Yu
luo han yu, money, got lost. ah beng search for him to get zhen1 zi4 for lottery
~~THE END~~
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/05/04 3:30 PM
07/05/04
hehe... new theme.. piggy... it is pink...
Easy Steps To Drowning
(1) Choose a deep canal, best if with crocodiles/alligators
(2) Take Off Your Shirt
-Avoids floating
-Your mother dun need wash
(3) Dun jump into a canal next to police station, fire station etc.
(4) Take off shoe and socks, because very uncomfortable if your socks get wet, and you might trip if you dun take off your shoes. especially if yours are branded shoes, dun wet it, gimme
(5) Look into the water and see your reflection
(6) You should be freaked out when you see step 5 and should just fall into the water and get eaten up
~~Good Luck!~~
For more information, please go to the following website
http://www.easystepstodying.com/easysteps/drowning/quick&easy/
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
07/05/04 3:15 PM
06/05/04
ZoNg PrEpArEs YoU fOr EnG tEsT...
(1) always start a sentence with a capital letter and end with a full-stop
(2) Do Not Use Multiple Capital Letters.
(3) Do, not, place, commars, where, they, are, not, needed.
(4) Do not end a sentence with multiple exclamation marks!!!
(5) Do not end with too many dots ... ... ...
(6) Avoid speling erors ass far ass posibble.
(7) Oei! No singlish lar! Wah lau!
(8) AVOID USING CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME.
(9) Try to summarize whatever you want to say and avoid adding additional stuff which are irrelevant and you might want to cancel them out and do not repeat original ideas because I think that the teachers are smart enough to know what you are trying to say without you having to add additional stuff which are irrelevant.
(10) u arh, beta not use sms lang, dun use it, or else sure fail 1. . .
(11) Mak esu rey ouwr it e you rsen tenc esc lea rl y.
(12) I'm quite sure you shouldn't, couldn't, mustn't and shan't use too many 't forms.
that's all my tips... good luck!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/05/04 10:43 AM
06/05/04
ok.. todae was a sian dae... we did the same old stuff... haiz.. still beri sianz.. but let me share wif u all the luv_striken's easy steps to jumping off a building...
(1)get to the top storey of the tallest building u can find... but dun be stupid and go eiffel tower... cos waste money...
(2)take off your shoes(wad they show in the movies)
(3)sit on the ledge
(4)let the wind blow ur hair to the back...
(5)start standing up slowly... OEI! DUNNO HOW TO LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS ARH... stand SLOWLY...
(6)now look down at the ground and freak yourself out
(7)after getting freaked out... u should fall naturally
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datz all the time we haf.. tune in next time when we discuss... ways to drown ur self
~Never Say Never
~~And Never Say...
~~~HEY, IDIOT! TRY HITTING ME WITH A COCONUT!
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
06/05/04 8:40 AM
05/05/04
todae beri e farnie! (sounds familiar...) todae math p1 and p2... i tink still ok lar... i tink can pass... but my colours might not be flying...
aniwae... we went JE... yes... again... aniwae... we went to eat... i went wif e galz cos the guyz never wait for me then i duno they wana go... then i went wif mel, rachael, wanling, sinee...
when melissa and rachael and i went up to secong storey after we bought our food from long john's, we saw kahneng with angela and xiangjun.. then we wave to them.. then kah neng look at us gong gong... then angela pointed at us and i tink she told kah neng it was us... ... then kah neng took out her specs from her pocket, put them on... then she stun then wave at us... HAR HAR HAR!! den e three of us like idiots like dat keep luffing!
then as we were eating... we saw this ang mo lang... with long golden hair.. like maggi mee like dat... then rachael suddenly sae tarzan... then everyone start luffing like siaoz... dunno y oso...
den we continued on wif our exciting adventure... we went to buy ice-cream.. then after buying... we went back upstairs to meet the guyz... then we eating eating eating then wanling dip her icecream in the crunchy leftovers of the long john!! (wl, hope u dun mind) hahaha... then she kept saeing the crunchy stuff are like topping... lol... then everyone keep luffing oso...
yar.. datz boutz all... wanna go study for elit and chinese liaoz... byez = P
pink+blue
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
05/05/04 6:41 AM
05/05/04
todae beri e farnie! (sounds familiar...) todae math p1 and p2... i tink still ok lar... i tink can pass... but my colours might not be flying...
aniwae... we went JE... yes... again... aniwae... we went to eat... i went wif e galz cos the guyz never wait for me then i duno they wana go... then i went wif mel, rachael, wanling, sinee...
when melissa and rachael and i went up to secong storey after we bought our food from long john's, we saw kahneng with angela and xiangjun.. then we wave to them.. then kah neng look at us gong gong... then angela pointed at us and i tink she told kah neng it was us... ... then kah neng took out her specs from her pocket, put them on... then she stun then wave at us... HAR HAR HAR!! den e three of us like idiots like dat keep luffing!
then as we were eating... we saw this ang mo lang... with long golden hair.. like maggi mee like dat... then rachael suddenly sae tarzan... then everyone start luffing like siaoz... dunno y oso...
den we continued on wif our exciting adventure... we went to buy ice-cream.. then after buying... we went back upstairs to meet the guyz... then we eating eating eating then wanling dip her icecream in the crunchy leftovers of the long john!! (wl, hope u dun mind) hahaha... then she kept saeing the crunchy stuff are like topping... lol... then everyone keep luffing oso...
yar.. datz boutz all... wanna go study for elit and chinese liaoz... byez = P
pink+blue
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
05/05/04 6:40 AM
04/05/04
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! my science.. haiz.. gif up.. i was doing the multiple choice.. then i was thinking.. wah.. so difficult... then i went on to do section b... then i was thinking... shit! then i went on to section c... i saw first question and i thought.. i'm dead...
haiz... but i cant care more... at most... she'll scold me and after a second or two.. she'll forget why she was scolding me... or is she an IThm...oh.. i mean.. MOO....
then after dat we went JE... eat... play photohunt... the same old people... onli dat this time conan, ivan, lawson, zhipeng, edmund, zhen huan... ZHEN HUAN?! (ok, yes he was there).. yar... i TINK datz all... they were there this time.. then JJ went wif his 2K frenz... they were oso at JE.. but then never tok until...
AND PEOPLE SAID I WAS A TRAITOR!!
oh yar.. then as for the galz.. there was kah neng, angelina, sinee, wanling, wiwien, mel, rachael, shen chen(ate but didnt play)... then some 2G gals went too..(u should noe hu) ... then had quite some fun.. but duno wad happened.. we sucked at photohunt... never break even the lowest high score... ai yoh.. so diappointed... we flunked at both general and babes.. hUnKs?? we not interested...
You Are The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To Me
I Was Afraid That You Were Too Good To Be True
That Maybe I Didn't Deserve You
But Now It Seems So True
And I Feel So Proud And Blessed To Be With You
I Was Born To Love You
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
04/05/04 5:54 AM
03/05/04
my dog ok liaoz... his eyes getting better... yesterdae cannot open.. but now can open a little liaoz... the trumpet thing also remove liaoz.. he now very hyper...
but then die lar... my hist... my first one, SBQ, i left the 2 last questions blank! DIE! cos i same as pengyi, 9 am then find out got question 2! then conan smart, he go write quote for all the Q2 questions, so that he got 2 marks for all 4 questions... 8 MARKS!! then for the SEQ... haiz... first 2 questions.. dunno how to do.. DIE!
then after that... we went JE to eat... then everybodi siaoz siaoz... keep on laughing... then wanling cracked a joke, then sinee said:"cold"... then after rachael look at sinee... then she stare at her then: "oh! cold!" then so retarded.. so slow-mo... haha... then she burst out laughing then she bend over then go crazy! lol! then after that contagious everybody else laugh laugh laugh.. then go crazy... it was chaotic...
but now, my mood still ok lar.. although i kindda did badly for the exam... but mood quite fine leh.. partly cos someone doesnt want to see me sad = )
pink
+
blue
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
03/05/04 7:11 AM
02/05/04
Haiz.. this morning woke up... saw my dog... he wasnt able to open his eyes... then when he finally did, his eyes were swollen and red... wah.. so scared... then when my mum come home then bring him go vet... found out that he was running a fever... 40 degrees! then becos he might further damage his eyes from scratching it.. had to put that trumpet like thing over his neck, so that his feet cannot rub his eyes... haiz... look at him... feel like crying...
~~You can jump... I can't...
~~~~You can soar... I can't...
~You can fly... I can't...
~~~~~~~~~That's why you fall, I won't...
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
02/05/04 3:14 AM
30/04/04
damn irritating lorx... ppl frm my class were photocopying notes so that others can bring home to study for midyr... yes, confess that there is a huge pile... but then this SC at the back of the queue(dun name) was like screaming her head off. xiao han was polite enuf to sae: "sorry, juz gif us 5 more mins"... but she juz continued screaming...
when me n my frenz went to eat at je, we purposely went pass e photocopying place to see if she was still there.. she was! then she was complaining boutz us to all her frenz and all those in the queue... wad a B****!
haiz... was so damn angry wif her lor.. then when we passed by the photocopying place at JEC, she was there as well! then one fren and i we went there and my frend said:"i wanna photocopy something"
I said:"But the queue is very long leh(although it wasnt)"
fren said: "yar lor... wadz more will get scolded!"
but then in the end she apologised thru someone... haiz.. so not as angry liaoz lah... furthermore... i saw someone at JEC eating wif her pals ... hehe
~~Love = Hold Hands?
~~Love = Date?
~~~~~No.
~~Love = You...
|:: U r not Cinderalla, nor Snow White...
That's y u r liked... cos u r who u r
zonG
__swallowedanelephant.
30/04/04 1:06 PM
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